Facts matter. That’s why TRE45ON is trying to do away with jobs numbers. That way he can tell his cabal that he’s the best ever and they believe him no matter the dire situation he’s creating. 💩🤡🤡🤡
Facts matter. That’s why TRE45ON is trying to do away with jobs numbers. That way he can tell his cabal that he’s the best ever and they believe him no matter the dire situation he’s creating. 💩🤡🤡🤡
US indeed.
And all the doctors were amazed. They had never seen anyone in the history of the world do as well as Gavin Newsom did and they were saying, “this guy is the most intelligent (and handsome) person not only in America but in the world! Make America Gavin Again.
When he’s not workplace bullying Hermie, he’s banging hookers and preaching the gospel according to TRE45ON. 🤣
C’mon Bic Mac…
The very thing I’ll post on all social media on that glorious day.
🤣 It would be a tsunami.
Touche! 😂😂😂😂😂
Dummy doesn’t even know how to spell her name. 😵💫🤪😜💩🤡
MAGA: What are you in here for? American: I drew a chalk rainbow on the sidewalk. You? MAGA: I killed 20 children in a school with an AK-47. American: 🥺
All true except the suckling was not from the teat. It was from the 🍄
Blathering pappy. He really needs to retire to his Marred-by-Lardo resting home.
And then he appeared at a press conference earlier today. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
Here’s the fat dude at a press conference sometime today: pbs.twimg.com/media/GDKrht...
Turns out this #TRE45ON apostle’s kryptonite is all the good in the world. Super 💩🤡
🤣🤣🤣 Threw out his shoulder and got a hernia. Turns out his kryptonite is all the good in the world.
I bought a coffee pot and buy coffee grounds of various flavors and can drink coffee for a month at the price of 3 days of coffee at Starbucks. And…mine tastes way better. Not burnt like ⭐️💰💰💰 coffee.
MAGA is right now crying like pansies about a sandwich thrown at the Gestapo but completely unconcerned and not phased by *school children* being slaughtered in school by out-of-control gun violence from domestic terrorists.
MAGA pansies. 🧚♀️ Terrified of a sandwich but expecting school children to “get over it” with AK-47s.
The cracker and his barrel of criminal activity.
I tell them I like the Chiefs because I had already liked Travis but really Taylor was the one that changed football and made me a fan. And I will be a Chief as long as Travis and Taylor are. Note the inclusion of Taylor as if she’s a player. 🤣 Then I sit back and watch their heads explode. 😂
TRE45ON love him some exceptionally poorly educated people.
I once said of #JillianMichaels She’s a jackass of all trades; master of none. Applies here as well.
Hand, blow, inside, and incompetent jobs.
And 💩💩💩 his pants.
It’s the only thing they’ve ever “won” in their whole life and so they stick with it because they think they’ve finally achieved something in their entire miserable lives.
That fat fuck can’t walk a straight line and only has the stamina to walk for n more than a minute. Of course he’s going to throw a temper tantrum.
TRE45ON is a tenderfoot bellyacher. Nancy-boy comes to mind along with poopy pants.
Bondi: 🍆💦💦💦
Felonia is an illegal alien and that makes Barron one too.
They’re cryin’ like little 🐱🐱🐱
Cry harder #FoxPropagandaTV
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
This is what Gavin 💩 out after eating a taco.
#TRE45ON’s response: 🍆💦💦💦
Derp, duh, phbbbt...only 2% of whites owned slaves. These idiots (MAGA) think it went something like this: Honey, should we get the new carriage or the plantation? AND Honey, when you go to the General Store, pick up a sack of flour, some salt, and yeah, get us a slave too. 💩🤡🤡🤡
Governor Newsom is smarter by himself than the entire MAGA collective and they can even keep Comrade Putin on their team and this still applies. 💩🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
MSM: 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
MSM: 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
Oh, damn…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Putin told him this will be his next move. We’ve got a severely mentally ill buffoon and they’ve got a former KGB agent. In a billion simulated scenarios, Russia wins every time.
Head East told me to get up and enjoy yourself.
Walking bowl of vomit > MAGA 😂😂😂
25% chance 😂😂😂😂😂 A number 2 he pulled out of his Depends. 👑💩🤡
Every one of these guys represents more than $100k a year. All wasted doing this because they aren't street cops and they aren't trained to be. Why? Trump is in the Epstein files and failing as a fucking President. He needs this pretend bullshit to distract the dumbest among us, AKA MAGA.
As reported by the Ministry of Truth.
We are headed to 25% unemployment, imprisonment for anti-MAGA thoughts, voting rights termination for all registered Democrats, concentration camps for all POC, a collapse of the economy, and a decimation of a civilized society.
She looks AFU…again. 🤪😜😵💫🤡
And TRE45ON’s nominee (who looks an awful lot like Skreech from Saved by the Bell) has suggested getting rid of the jobs report. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell, 1984.
And TRE45ON’s nominee (who looks an awful lot like Skreech from Saved by the Bell) has suggested getting rid of the jobs report. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell, 1984.
> @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Bozos Buys, Then Castrates WaPo Now there’s a headline worth a look. Your “newspaper” is exactly the Ministry of Truth in print.
This teamster idiot should be thrown out on his ass for sucking trump’s 🍆 And the union should speak out against the Fascist #fatfuck unanimously. Otherwise, I hope they’re forced to work 160 hrs/week and paid $1/hr and fired when they miss any time. Undocumented workers will do the job.
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
MAGA is a terrorist organization.
The stool in his Depends. (which is diarrhea BTW)
In his fat head, it went: Derp, duh, phbbbt
…without a brain.
They are compromised and no longer a legitimate branch of the government. Roberts should be ashamed of himself for his traitorous actions of shitting on the Constitution of the United States of America.
Scott had to change his pants twice before the actual photo due to visible 🍆💦💦 stains.
So essentially a ginormous blob of 💩 floating in a sea of gold colored diarrhea.
And families have saved an average of $1M a year in taxes thanks to Dear Leader’s greatness. MAGA: 🥳🎉🍾
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Yes. The #WashingtonPost has picked up on this news and has their best reporters working on it right now.
Doctor: Not orange. That’ll camouflage the little tyke.
Wharton degrees aren’t worth the toilet paper they’re written on.
Dumpster fire. Bozos bought a legit newspaper and turned it into the National Enquirer. Bozos the 🤡
The war in his Depends is raging with no end in sight.
The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
Easy. Just hire “reporters” who will write any story the TRE45ON regime tells them to write. A sort of Ministry of Truth newspaper. Oops…already happening.
Thank you, George. This is a 100% MAGA cancer on the world.
Uh…oh…there’s bubbles. DOJ: Time to crack some skulls.
IT’s a first class level of stupid.
Hi-ho-hi-ho it’s off to pedo land they go…
trump needs to feel a tingle in his tiny 🎾🎾 so he’s sending bombers out into the flight paths of commercial airlines. We were recently flying into Houston. Had clearance to land on a runway with another jet on it. The pilot had to ascend dramatically to avoid a collision. He was not happy about it
He does this because trump’s a fucking weakling, feckless, coward and knows if he were to ever confront someone like this, he’d get his obese, shit-stained ass handed to him. So instead, he hides behind a keyboard in his bunker. He’s a loser.
I say we keep posting vids of Zelensky knocking the shit out of him to counter.
📌The President of the United States posted a FAKE VIDEO TO THE WORLD of a kneeling Barack Obama being placed in handcuffs, and we are supposed go along like it is just another day. Our press has so completely lost the thread it would be laughable if it wasn't so damn dangerous and disgusting.
What is life expectancy with the condition and will eating a 3 Big Mac meals breakfast with Diet Cokes shorten that in a measurable way.
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Don’t forget his diapers which are almost always in full bloom.
He thinks we’re as fat and stupid as he is.
Translation Look reporter person: #TRE45ON’s clusterfuck is creating so many other grievous problems for US and the world. I’m surprised…
There’s for sure no spare space in his Depends.
The thing Russia and traitorous Republicans installed for US.
#JulianMichaels is a witch doctor, armchair psychologist, snake oil salesman, and an idiot. Every contestant on Biggest Loser that was badgered by her horrible medical/psychological advice should sue her for malpractice. And now she’s dispensing financial advice? She’s a jackass of all trades. 🤡
#JulianMichaels is a witch doctor, armchair psychologist, snake oil salesman, and a complete idiot. Every contestant on Biggest Loser that was badgered by her horrible medical and psychological advice should sue her for malpractice.
PawPaw is fat, stupid, and severely mentally ill. It’s a Perfect MAGA Storm.
Fat, stupid, demented, severely mentally ill, jackal.
Marco on the Couch moved to where Shillbilly would normally sit and let that other dude sit where Shillbilly would normally 🍆💦💦 thus the sinkage. He’s learning. 😂
They’re still willing to kneel before him and suck the chorizo 🍆💦💦
Please repost this💙💙💙
NM and CO want to come too. It doesn’t have to be contiguous. Re: AK and HI.
This rendering Grok as not AI.
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