The whole damn Trump administration is bat shit crazy.
Who am I? I am me. I am not you, and you are not me. I zig when most people zag. I see gray when others see only black and white. Put me in a box and I will jump out and draw stick figures and stuff like that all over it. A bit sarcastic, a bit snarky.
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The whole damn Trump administration is bat shit crazy.
Who is next Big Balls or Voldemort?
Which president? Putin? Xi? The dude in Venezuela? Or maybe it’s one of those gender reveal things…Miller really is Voldemort and Nosferatu’s love child. Shocker!
Why aren’t there laws, or something that keep temporary squatters like Trump from trashing the place? Make them sign a lease and pay for damages. What he and his ilk have done is nothing short of horrific. Do the temporary residents of 10 Downing Street tear up the place?
Is it still the Rose Garden since President Cankles paved over it? We can call it the Rose Garden once Cankles goes and it is in fact a rose garden again. But right now it looks like the pool deck at a cheap motel.
What drugs is this delusional woman on? Los Angeles has been standing long before President Cankles was his parent’s greatest disappointment and will it be standing long after he is thrown in the trash like trash.
Typical Trump Administration response.
Tim Scott is a total asshat.
Brad has no shame.
Too much punctuation for President Cankles, he prefers exclamations not commas. He’s plugged in somewhere and someone is playing with Daddy’s phone.
Cities might be quite beautiful by using the National Guard to “ back up law enforcement.” Just think, if picking up trash decreases the vermin population that would mean less MAGAs. MAGAtts are the vermin, who are destroying America and the American Dream.
One could only hope.
Did he hit his face too?
Steve is just being Steve. ❤️
No, not Steve. He’s carefully planning his next shenanigan. Well executed shenanigans require meticulous planning.
What a tragedy. Joni Ernst’s arrogant MAGA mouth got her in hot water with her constituents. Bye, bye Joni!
Once again Trump has proven himself to be a petty dickhead with grotesque cankles. Kamala is a classy lady and she will prevail. Give ‘em hell Kamala!
Have a good time boys!
Isn’t she the Secretary of Labor? Shouldn’t she be more concerned about the areas pertaining to labor, etc. lthat she is “in charge of” and not Trump’s so called law and order and crackdowns? Will North Korea willingly embrace these asshats once Trump is done?
What exactly has Venezuela done specifically to warrant military strikes? Seriously? Did Venezuela come up and beat the snot out of Big Balls or something? Donald Trump and his merry band of crazed lunatics are on a one way trip to shitsville and are hell bent on taking everyone with them.
Does it matter that I find my Leavitt incredibly insensitive and disrespectful? Oh boo hoo Jenn Psaki hurt your feelings. Get over yourself, no one cares. Now be a good Taco Belle and drink some more of Daddy’s Koolaid.
So someone who is not a licensed physician, who never attended medical school is acknowledging that he is perving kids and giving medical diagnoses? Is that legal anywhere? Why hasn’t the GOP learned by now to leave minors alone? Can you say Epstein Files? Trump, Pirro now Kennedy. GOP Sickos!!
Total and absolute bullshit. I demand a refund of all monies given to the treasonous Babbitt family.
If that’s the case, that’s another blatant abuse of tax payer dollars.
I wonder if he uses Colonel Sanders Original or Extra Crispy recipe to achieve that wrinkly, crusty glow.
Great TED talk Steve. Absolutely riveting. Looking forward to the next one.
Please pardon my crudeness. I’m sick of his bullshit. Study this 🖕bitch. He is the reason wolves eat their young.
😍 look at those ankles.
How terrible too many mean looks in restaurants. Keep it up New York!
Shhh…don’t tell them that. The sheer and utter chaos that will cause. Their selfish racists minds would implode. Well, that that I think about it…please tell them, I think you owe that to them.
Someone please tell me that Andy Ogles did not post a picture of his family in front of a Christmas Tree holding firearms asking for prayers. No one can be that damn callous and shallow to have the audacity think that is anywhere near socially appropriate response. If so, his mother must be proud.
Says the man who owns and operates the brain worm motel.
Hey cosmetic manufacturers, want to win Trumpy’s favor? Offer to match some smear proof, water proof concealer for his hands but you must show him how to apply it properly! Hegseth’s foundation not Trump’s color. Try Marge’s boyfriend’s next. No Cheeto dust please.
His cheap, poorly matched hand makeup must be smearing on to his ties. You’d think after wearing orange makeup for the last thousand years he would know to put his tie on first then his makeup. I never thought I would use the words hand, makeup and smear all in the same sentence.
W T F !?!
What she really means is your bloated face is now scaring everyone within 15 miles of the Department of Labor building. We’d like hang a banner of your cankles next.
This is exactly how I envision Eddie Munster having a midlife crisis. To the real Eddie Munster, please accept my apologies. I know you are not the the angry sex child of Voldemort and Nosferatu.
What happened to college football? It looked lively to me on Saturday afternoon, except the rain delay in Florida. Did he fix that?
Thank you for the opportunity to work for you, now could you at least remember my name??
There goes my weekend plans. Party pooper.
Are you saying my street pharmacist is not legit?
Trump is a 3-year-old.
Definitely.
Isn’t that pretty much a direct quote from his dear MAGAtt in Chief Trump?
Yes, he’s the president of Europe and the dust bunny in the corner of my office is the freaking Empress of the Universe. Top that one bitch!
D e l u s i o n a l
Department of Dregs, Derelicts and other Unemployable Washed Up Media Personalities. The DDDUWUMP , commonly called the Dump, pronounced “duh•ump”.
Is that an MS 13 tattoo I see??? Looks like a gang tattoo to me! Call Home Security! Call ICE!
Bloody hell…I had no idea that ALL my countrymen had turned into freaking savages. We should be scrutinizing friends and neighbors better. I also need to build and fortify a bunker. My dogs need body armor. Crap my cats too. Lots of work to be done! Munitions and supplies to procure. Stay safe!
Trump sending troops into cities is tyranny. Censoring the media is tyranny. The Trump administration’s fake lawsuits is tyranny. Trump’s dictatorship is the definition of tyranny.
15 year olds cannot legally buy liquor in DC so don’t be getting handsy with them. Also, with all the Epstein File uproar you should not want to be touching minors at all. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Some people never learn.
Oh man. I missed it too. Happy Belated Birthday to Voldemort and Nosferatu’s love child!
Can someone just glue him to his next couch? That should keep him busy for a while. Just a suggestion, that’s all.
Steve is just being Steve. Carry on Steve. Shenanigans await.
Oh how sweet. Their engagement photo.
Is it possible there’s more make up on his hand than on his orange stained face?
It’s very interesting that the only time Trump is worried about collateral damage is when it directly involves him. Otherwise he simply does not care who is left in his path of terror and destruction.
Hmmm…is a pre war a war you are thinking about having but have yet to start? Are these countries planning these pre wars calling Trump with tears streaming down their faces, apologizing for their thoughts and begging him to stop their pre war thoughts? Just how does that work exactly?
Reminiscing about past shenanigans and planning for the future shenanigans.
That is one seriously photoshopped portrait.
Eons ago I worked with an old west Texan who was full of interesting little quips. If he were still alive he would say Trump is so full of shit when he dies they will bury him in a penny matchbox.
Oh the horror. Say it isn’t so.
I don’t think it took much effort.
Isn’t there a story that Melania had several sugar daddies while banging Trump on Epstein’s plane? If that’s true they both be a bunch of ho-bags.
A cheater will always be a cheater. Ivana was foolish to think she was the only one, Marla was foolish to think she was the only one, Melania is foolish to think she is the only one. Trump’s past is littered with infidelity with porn stars, hookers and little girls.
Ummm hello. Louisiana’s murder rate is not in Mike Johnson’s lane. In fact nothing is in his lane except pleasing his lord and master Cheeto 47 by any means possible.
You’d think with him being a highly successful real estate developer, grass expert, stable genius, etc. he could afford an experienced, professional makeup artist who could cover that up way better than Donnie Jr. and Eric are doing now. It’s makeup people not finger paint.
Of course he was always a “gentleman” in her presence. Hr preferred pretty, young, preteen/teenaged girls. Who would settle for ole Bessie when you have other options?
Piers Morgan needs to mind his own British business and STFU. No one hit his buzzer.
I’m sorry, under the Trump administration poverty and homelessness are not allowed, as they are not aesthetically pleasing to the above mentioned administration. Reality is unacceptable. Please consider alternatives to these options. (If not apparent, my comment above is sarcasm).
Let’s give Big Balls a one way ticket to Russia with a few pictures of Trump in a file marked top secret and a crack pipe. That should be just enough for the Russians to keep him and Trump to call up the National Guard to patrol the street of Moscow.
Like his opinion counts for anything except bullshit.
He’s mighty proud of his wave of destruction.
It will be okay Steve. Just breathe in the pale peach vapors of tranquility.
How very presidential. A sitting U.S. president threatening the mayor of DC for giving false information. Do as I say not as I do said the lying scumbag.
Rep. John McGuire, please remember this moment when the shoe is on the other foot and your home gets raided by the FBI.
Someone really needs to tell that boy to shut up. He’s just plain stupid.
No, no you don’t. You ain’t got nothing and Cheech & Chong, Snoop, Willie, and the list goes on. Donny, just keep with what you know. Jeffrey Epstein, adultery, bankruptcy, lying, grifting, rape, inciting riots, hiding classified documents, racism, spewing hate. Shall I continue?
Again, who is paying for this blatant waste of money? It’s like the U.S. Treasury is his personal piggy bank. What’s next tacky ass faux gold street lights and park benches? Gold buses? Will he be hanging his mugshot in gilded gold frames on every corner like a lost pet poster?
What’s really sad is Kash Patel doesn’t have to fake a look of shock. Apparently he was born with it.
God loves stupid people that’s why he makes so many of them.
Is it wrong to hope and pray that everyone on the streets tonight in DC are carrying signs to warmly welcome President Cankles to the hood? Can those pesky Democrats do that messaging on the sides buildings they like to do?
Wow, that’s fantastic. Just last week I told my bestie “ I wish my gas can flowed faster.” Said no one ever.
Interested or interesting? Both.
What the hell is ole Crazy Eyes talking about now?
Everyone should have goals. Way to go Steve and Brad! I trust you got some really spicy photos to use later 😉😉
Thank you Stephen Miller, once again you have reminded the entire world what a total jackass you are. Whatever would we do without you? 🙄
Can’t wait to see South Park’s take on all of this crap. I hope those guys don’t let us down or let this go.
I have a rude question. Is her hair naturally like that or does she pay someone to paint a white stripe on her head???
I’m not either. Let’s go!
Mr. Witkoff what you are referring to is not that impressive nor does it take a highly skilled/intelligent person (that’s glaringly obvious since we are speaking about Donald Trump). Any third grade bully can do what he does. It’s call threats and intimidation. Dumb people fall for it faster.
Just wait until the Smithsonian shows how awful he, his family and his administrations were. I am totally looking forward to that exhibit.
He doesn’t think his chances are good. Say it isn’t so! Seriously? Who would have thought? What was his first clue? It’s too early for the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Yet to Come to visit. Satan himself must have visited Donny personally. Miracles do happen if you just believe.
“Stopping the accusations of cheating” should start with Trump.
Getting a mailbox installed on your headstone is the newest real estate trend. What happens if you have an Amazon delivery? You know if the dead are getting mail in ballots delivered to their final resting place, they are definitely shopping Black Friday sales. 🤔🤔
O M G. That dipshit just figured that out? Took him long enough.
Good for them. They must be trying to be self-sufficient and earn beer money.
Only the reporter for the New York Times has a brain.
Neither is Trump but you don’t hear President Maduro and Venezuela belly aching about it.
I’m sure Trump is just as spiritual as the dead oak tree in my back yard. Damn, they must think everyone is down right stupid.