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Oh right, so you have to be a bird to qualify as a bird now? Woke madness.
Especially when an ape's descending.
Is that him?
Sold the patent to a bloke called Lance Corporal Sanders, apparently. Wonder what came of him?
Which makes it a pretty shit bird, right?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social #shitbirdphotos
Nick Ferrari is a prick.
I think we've got to the bottom of the Rudi Guiliani accident.
Can you imagine living next door to this lot? I'd definitely be worried about the local kids.
You need to get out more.
Wtaf? You can get whatever fucking bread you want! Why do these whiney bastards keep trying to make victims of themselves?
They can't handle proper scrutiny. Every journalist should be pressing for this level of detail.
Please don't. They might come back here.
It's a "big issue" because the media are allowing it to be. Where's the rest of the bloody news?
It's obvious she's studied at the Trump University.
Heaven knows. I want to shout at the TV every time he's on it.
We're already at war with Russia to some degree.
He's a prick.
Actually, no. Let's absolutely make a global crisis from it. It's pricks like this that make the world a crappier place for the rest of us.
"Love Isthmus". A totally different TV concept, where a group of attractive singles go to a narrow strip of land joining two larger land masses to find love.
Exactly.
Heard rumours about Fast and Furious XIV, but nothing solid.
Mud.
every morning.
At my age, I'd be happy to get to half staff.
I think you're only meant to do it on your own compost heap.
Heaven knows how you got back alive. Thoughts and prayers.
Di died, Dodi died, Dido was shitting herself.
I think "escaped" rather than "released".
Scrounger.
In other news; West Ham 3 - 0 Nottingham Forest.
If he does, will Trump's cult following actually care?
There is zero direct support from the government. You're deliberately muddying the waters. Would you prefer a PM like Trump? Signing executive orders with no recourse to the law. Childish, naive drivel.
Again, merely your interpretation.
Nonsense.
They don't support it. That's your preferred interpretation.
Are these people actually this fucking stupid?
The media are complicit.
He's dead? Thoughts and prayers.
Solidarity.
What are they thinking!? The wheel WILL turn, and they'll find out "I was just following orders" is not a defence.
Curse my sesame seed, peanut and chili allergy!
He's a prick.
People need to go to prison.
The misspelled TWAT on his vest.
Now I'm older, I find myself going to "the Jim" more often in the middle of the night.
Yes. Only a matter of time.
Nothing he says stands up to the tiniest amount of scrutiny. The man is a total moron.
Apart from the fact they didn't and they aren't, he's absolutely right.
Nigel Farage a hypocrite!?
I think we should examine the financial affairs of every PM, Minister and MP going back 10 years.
You boy! Get me this morning's obituaries!
Unvaccinated citizens in the 50s
But...but...what about my kids!?
Bloody marvellous.
Maybe a meth lab.
Look, they're just asking questions, ok?
I'm old enough to remember when we wouldn't hear anything from an American president for days on end and would think nothing of it. Trump has normalised this constant deluge of bullshit to such an extent that if we don't hear anything, we think he's dead.
There's something very sinister about NG from a different state going to DC.
This is my flag.
She doesn't care. Trump doesn't care. The American government doesn't care.
These aren't the sort of people who feel shame. They don't care if people die.
Splitters!
Bloody hell!
Rylan must be an idiot.
They must figure they can manipulate less educated people more easily.
I agree, "they go low, we go high" doesn't work with these fuckers.
Trump may not notice it but his cabinet are fully aware.
What a tool. Wtf did he think was going to happen?
I'm way past being shocked at the hypocrisy of these fuckers.
Maybe seizing large quantities of illegal weapons is a good thing?
I'm a new fan of Angie Rasmussen.
Why do people like this hate education?
Maybe but in the UK we haven't had a mass school shooting since 1996. We adopted substantial gun controls.
The only problem is that it clearly doesn't.
Sadly it seems it does have to be that way. For years, successive US governments have shied away from gun control.
Hope they throw the book at him.
Good. Keep pushing the wanker.
Sadly America is numb already. Sandy Hook was the chance to make a change. You bottled it.
I think I preferred the original.
Cool. Now the crackers can relax and go back to enjoying their barrels.
Russia lost the war when they didn't occupy Kyiv in 3 days.
Too dumb to realise he's just a couple of lines down in "First they came for..."
Is it the teeth? It's the teeth, isn't it?
Sorry mate, I've got nothing else.