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Two real reasons: 1. Venezuela’s oil reserves 2. A long-term military “emergency” so he can try to suspend elections.

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So what state is Gruden gonna get to run for Senate in after playing along with this charade? 🤨

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Everything is fine

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Everything is fine

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RFK Jr is on it.

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My vote is for: E.) the 5th hole at Bedminster* *there is a precedent 👇

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Parents in the US looking at this post…

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I have to admit that LSD use in the 60s did result in some damn fine entertainment.

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What do you say we find out where he lives and go talk to him about this. 😏

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I never got a chance to open these, but I am willing to repurpose. 🤞

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Well God didn’t obviously give a crap about those little kids praying to him in that church in Minnesota last week, but yeah… he’s got YOUR back. 🫩

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“I know what you did.”

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Except the photos they released are from 2019. 🫩 Maybe you want to check the metadata before you post their lies for them?

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Or a Putin stooge in charge of national security?

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We’ve already seen plenty of the Epstein files.

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Imprisoning homeless people is akin to giving attempted suicides the death penalty. 🫩

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You made complying with a judge’s order not to do something abominable… almost altruistic. 🫩

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“angered Israel and its U.S. ally”

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I was wondering when I’d see Erik Prince next 😒 responsiblestatecraft.org/erik-prince/

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Let’s tell QAnon it’s a body double.

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Unfortunately that’s why he was hired, so…

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I want to invest my country’s entire pension program in this lethal climate-destroying plagiarism calculator provided we can do it with this invisible currency I made up. Here is a database of the account numbers a bunch of kids got for me - please accept them as a measure of my good faith.

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Has anyone checked the roof?

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Judge You Harshly 🦋✌️🤟🖖 (@judgeyouharshly.bsky.social) reply parent

The pics/video posted today were actually from 2019: bsky.app/profile/hpsc...

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Spoiler alert: As Epstein’s personal attorney Alan Dershowitz is the most likely person to have written/maintained the list.

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Exhibit A: bsky.app/profile/hpsc...

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Turns out what they posted is from 2019. I’m sure everything is fine though.

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JD Vance in his bathroom mirror right now…

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Spoiler alert 🚨

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Same energy

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Have you considered the inherent advantages of a loincloth?

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The Internet never forgets. 😏

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Bluesky going into Labor Day weekend…

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Same energy

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Try. ✌🏻

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Everything’s fine. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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Well this settles it. I’m becoming a highwayman.

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I’ve heard narwhals can beat a polar bear in a fight. I want to see that, preferably narrated by David Attenborough

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I’m sure everything is fine

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I want to invest my country’s entire pension program in this lethal climate-destroying plagiarism calculator provided we can do it with this invisible currency I made up. Here is a database of the account numbers a bunch of kids got for me - please accept them as a measure of my good faith.

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Whoever is standing next to me. 😏

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What if we convince QAnon that he’s now been replaced by a body double?

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The scene in question. The feather also appears to end the film 🪶 youtu.be/7IIBp1HQlWQ?...

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You know what this means? You’re our generation’s Forrest Gump ☺️

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The judge:

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So he has a type 😏

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So he has a type. 😏

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And the water is swimmable

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I’m OK with a few of them staying on the streets for awhile

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I’m sure everything is fine

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Pretty sure I’m gonna end up in a concentration camp for these posts.

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I’m ok with Stephen Miller being free on the streets for a while when this is all over…

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JD Vance last night…

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I’m sure everything is fine

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I won’t believe it’s real until Fox News is playing Lee Greenwood on a loop.

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I won’t believe it’s real until Fox News just starts playing Lee Greenwood on loop.

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To DragonCon attendees: This veteran of Cons past (memories here) wishes you well. Enjoy our city and remember to hydrate. 🖖😎

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RFK Jr in a couple weeks…

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…or just kill some random civilians. Whatevs.

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Me checking out the Bluesky news feed…

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Oh they’re beautiful and exotic, but they’re also expensive, temperamental, and the constant danger is incredibly stressful. The other is a cheetah. I don’t know much about cheetahs.

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They’re asking the emperor if he feels a draft. 😏

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RFK Jr has found his Mengele 😒

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I advise all FEMA employees to stay away from gravel pits. 😳

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I’m full of advice like that. And memes. LOTS of memes. 😏

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I asked ChatGPT to make me a terrifying photo of Kristi Noem, but it couldn’t go further than a real life. 😱

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Tom Homan is 30 seconds from using the word “uppity”. 😒

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James Comer is taking offense at this comment… eventually. 😏

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My own HOA is run by someone who just became a “master gardener”.

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Pretty sure she is now. 😏

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Jeanine Pirro could not be reached for comment. We found her… we just couldn’t reach her. 🫩

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Excellent photo selection 🤟

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Your HOA…🫩

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Same energy

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In related news the child-sized casket industry is expecting a huge uptick in business. 🤷

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Is the ketamine-addicted Nazi still in charge? Then no.

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Let’s look at the bright side. If Ashli Babbitt had survived she’d be serving in Congress and making MTG look like a Sunday School teacher.

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Let’s look at the bright side. If Ashli Babbitt had survived she’d be serving in Congress. 🤷