Both smelling it, both silently wondering if androids can fart
BC boy, Resisting fascism, one snarky inappropriate thought at a time. Conservative-ish, but not one of the bad guys. The 2024 election was interfered with.
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Both smelling it, both silently wondering if androids can fart
Nice! Still dreaming of a stop motion film of Lego Caligula
Maybe red states need to be reminded who really wears the pants in the big Republic family.
Just so there is no confusion, I'm firmly on Team NOT-FASCISM, and if you're also aligned with the general idea of Team NOT-FASCISM, then you're definitely my people, even if I politely disagree with you about methods or policies or whatever.
Oh principles* left that equation a looooong ass time ago. (Principles, morals, ethics, common sense, ideals, decency, good taste, honor, integrity, virtue, scruples, brains, conscience, truth, facts, what else am I forgetting, oh yeah everything Jesus ever really stood for, etc)
I'm sure every 'Big Mountain' is first called 'HOLY SH** LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT!' before they have to shorten the name to fit on a map
I'll take any color, especially 'mango tits bigly farted while someone smoked nearby and instantly combusted'
But triggering homophobic guys with their own bigoted language can be, you know, mildly enjoyable Land a good one and you can almost hear their buttholes slam shut, like for real
I'd call BS anyway, pretty sure Trump has Rudys genitals in a jar at Mar-a-Lago
I'm sorry to hear he was seated in a car when it happened
All I'll say is Hallelujiah, Praise the Lord, and I hope Nick steps on a Lego anyways
Of *the* individual. Screw you Samsung you daft OS
The hijab should never be mandatory nor should it be banned, and use should be entirely to the preference of individual. The burqa on the other hand, is a separate and highly perilous topic.
Oh sure, that's what they WANT you to think, but turn your back just once and a day later you're squid poo
Would like to wish the residents of blue states a happy future joining Canada Day if you observe
No, but 'Hippo' and 'crate' are, and a typical MAGA can't really comprehend those words either so
Finally lost his lifelong battle with bone spurs huh?
Negotiating with Dollar General to liquidate the remaining 98 percent of his unsold books
A vote cast for a Democrat doesn't have to be a vote for them or their policies, but rather a vote against the alternative. The practical effect of refusing to vote for Harris was Trump administration which is now dismantling years - perhaps decades - of hard work by activists.
Omg these bidet instructions are almost pornographic
Clearly it's witchcraft and his followers should burn him at the stake
Could we just skip ahead a bit to where he tries - and fails - to gargle a Big Mac
Omg, I'm jealous beyond words :( They're gorgeous.
WUT. What sorcery is this...
Best option is to just stay home. My yearly pilgrimage to Seahawks Stadium (now Lumen Field) has already been canceled and I donated the money I saved for it.
Hadn't considered that. I'll never look at Bluetooth buttplugs the same way again.
We need to create a Doomsday Clock but for how close Trump is to kicking the bucket Maybe use a golf clubs for the hands But the name has to be cheerful like the 'Dreamsday Clock' And when it reaches midnight a giant orange ball descends like in Times Square, and drops right to the gates of hell
Someone really needs to finally sit Dean down and explain to him that he can't actually fly
I hope his every step is as excruciating as his speeches
Yeah he's probably seasoning his roadkill with the tasty ones
He better hope he goes to a prison that can properly administer his weekly embalming so he doesn't decay
Soon, but pace yourselves, premature ecstaticulation is a serious disease
I believe it!
I'd seriously give up a kidney to have a Mainer as a lap cat
Pffft, probably blew his shoulder out jorkin it goonstyle to old autographed photos of Teri Hatcher that he used to beat her fans up for
Anyone that knows me, knows I can be hard-left progressive on some social issues. So to those who sat out the last US election, just think about all the time you're going to save criticizing not-ideal Dem candidates when there just aren't anymore elections to worry about! Winning!
Reimagining the scenes in the Walking Dead when they're at the CDC, only this time it's just RFK Jr inside naked and screaming through the windows that it's just inflammation and occasionally plowing a cadaver he's half done eating
Yeah he probably hasn't been in a lab, he seems more like a German shepherd kinda guy
RFK jr. is one of the worlds foremost experts on public health in the same way that Stephen Miller is one of the world's foremost experts on hairdressing
A friend of mine (fabulously gay AF) called him a Crappalachian bear-bottom twink and I just can't top that *snort*
He's been AWOL a really long time, maybe he's trying to get an erection again?
It's true, I've turned down a frigging fortune over the past 20 years. Mind you, they have no idea I'm not on their side at all.
God won't someone just nail Millers coffin shut so he can't escape again
And really rode the 'a' too
Just want to be straight with everyone - I'm not into Onlyfans content, and I already donate heavily to the causes I support. Won't lie, I'm tapped. PS - porn holds no interest for me, not because of some weird puritanical religious reason either, but because it just doesn't do anything for me.
In the US it's probably harder to get effective treatment for mental illness than it is to fully kit out a complete psychopath
Keyword 'trying', he probably has toddler sized thumbs too
Hard to tell, I think he could be describing an enema he had recently
I'll gleefully sharpie "Dirt Devil' across my butt if I can help
You've definitely done some really good work with Cost Plus Drugs, and fwiw I hope your detractors don't dissuade you from staying the course. Alleviating suffering is as noble a cause as there possibly can be.
I'm not sure his deteriorating body will even make it to 2028. On the upside, they could use his remains to fertilize the replanting of Jackie's rose garden.
This is superb.
My neighbor on the street behind me sold their Florida winter nest back in the spring. They're not going back.
I've been out in the sun too long today, it's ok.
Also for the record, at this point I support just about anyone willing to take the fight to Trump. I mean, if John Bolton stormed the White House with nothing but a mustache comb, I'd completely back that effort and contribute heartily to his subsequent memorial.
Brave and selfless people in uniform, valiantly fighting the War on Terrain
For the record, I still don't like Newsom very much, but his comms team is lights out great imo.
Breaking News: Newsom single-handedly ends windmill war on whales
She's going to record an entire album about changing dirty diapers that's 100 percent screaming and angry crying isn't she
I'm still hoping he trips into a mountain of mustache combs never to be seen again, but getting swatted by your own government is still crooked AF.
I think his brain worm played his chakras like a frigging xylophone
Yeah, getting the same results here. Word of mouth suggestions might be helpful, but don't really challenge the underlying psychology (and I'm definitely not a psychologist, nor do I play one on TV)
IOCDF, maybe? There really doesn't seem to be much anywhere about this specific problem. Still looking.
"You got a permit for that footlong?"
Well technically the sandwich was a victim here
I've been drinking these here in Canada, because solidarity.
They call it Cracker Barrel but somehow you can't order a barrel of crackers It's total bullshit
Joe Pesci
They could make the sign a tall statue of him with a rotating head with a turkey on it
I want to know why the FAA isn't grounding these whales clogging up windmill airspace
No, it's fraud, it's all crackers and no barrels anywhere
Owner: I said I wanted a DOPE Porche, not a TAUPE Porche
If it's intelligent, shouldn't it be tried for murder?
One of my favorite pastimes is climbing on the roof to drop acid and watch the whales fly overhead
Will Republican reps fit in a trash bag Asking for a friend
Oh same, that's why I banned mirrors in my house
The undead can donate livers?
Won't anyone think of the flying whales
His remark feels like the opening seconds of a TV ad for After-Dick Breath Mints
For a nation worried about it's right to exist, it's made about the best possible case it can for why it probably shouldn't, at least in its present form.
Nooooooo not rainbows, now all the gators will turn gay and only eat folks with opposite pronouns or something *shakes fist in mock outrage*
Yeah but unlike Scott Baio, Charles Manson could act and had charisma
I would imagine that in undertaking such a horrific enterprise she would have the most damning receipts ever stashed away somewhere safe. The DOJs every move screams "please don't tattle on our orange pedo god emperor".
Waffles? In THIS economy??
Yeah, probably.
Anybody got a bronze cast of their butthole from that fad a few years back? We could make you a nice commemorative plaque or something
True but they mostly bring lemons and limes but no tequila A dwarf told me once to never trust an Elder race that can't fart
Nooo, not blue waffles, anything but that, I'd rather kiss an elf
Aw man, that's gonna suck for the actual Duke of Saxony
The history books will eviscerate him. I absolutely love that he and his sycophantic cult members can't do a damned thing about it either.
You left out Leggo'ma'eggos
Oh they're definitely going to frame him for something.
Abstinence? Yeah that's not hysterically unrealistic or anything
Holy shit that totally slaps
Well at least we know we'll be safe from Dean Cain
As long as the sand isn't in the motion lotion
Calling them weird really did hurt them.
Oh if only this was happening in lots of other places by the same kinds of men of similar faith and position of authority then there might be some kind of reaaaallllly obvious pattern we could discern but it's all such a perplexing mystery I fear we'll never ever solve for all eternity +1
We should petition government for a statue of a genderless figure standing over a waste bin squinting at the fine print on a box to properly recognize our struggle
