"Trump says"? Sure, buddy.
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"Trump says"? Sure, buddy.
Happy hunting!
Grand Jury nullification.
And painful, and humiliating.
Well remembered.
Superb alibi for a little crime spree though.
"Melee Mommies"
Did he though?
Team biological entropy!
Relax everyone; he's molting.
That feeling for a few minutes after you buy a lotto ticket...
Relax everyone, he's molting.
"Ok. OKAY! SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!" -God, right now.
One should never celebrate the deaths of honest, god-fearing men. *pops Champagne*
Anyone assigned to keeping an eye on Russian diplomatic cables probably has an inkling.
The very idea of eating eeples and beeneenees harkens to eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.
Her internal polling must be baaaaad.
"State's rights"
China speedrunning a Dyson sphere
I..I love Oreos. My favorite part is the cookie.
If they kill everyone with measles and raw milk, they won't have to pay universal income when AI takes all the jobs. I am only half kidding.
Hey, now you're getting it.
You can't "outbreed" measles from no vaccines and listeria from raw milk.
*Coughs* JOSHUA L CHAMBERLAIN
Please say more things about politicians I do not like.
How did this infomercial for beard oil forget that congress job is not to support the president?
Reminder that people upset after children are murdered in yet another mass shooting are not bad guys for wanting to stop the thing that causes the murders. Just because you don't know what a forward assist is doesn't mean you can't hope for, you know, fewer child murders. FFS
Well, not subsidizing a zoning improvement hasn't murdered a bunch of school kids, so maybe these things aren't the same?
I see the forecasters have broken into the cocaine cabinet again.
You can't solve problems if you don't win elections. Your smugness for not voting for Harris/Walz is little comfort for Palestinian victims.
A loser losing an argument ends with "typical chick." What an asshole.
Had there been a larger police presence on site with proper less-than-lethal gear, lethal force would not have been needed. The insurrectionists were not protesters. Smashing the Capitol and chasing lawmakers and beating up cops is not protesting. Jesus Christ.
"Miraculous" is not the word I might use. Suspicious is more appropriate.
He never had the makings of a varsity poster.
The taxed into poverty guy has a point though.
When Trump is gone, the spell is broken. But then our work begins to trump-proof the gov't.
The Grapes of Mirth
I made a template for everybody: "I am upset with your view on [Led Zeppelin, Indian food, words democrats should or should not use]!"
"Who lost their dog? It's in the lobby, come claim it. It's kinda ugly and looks like this."
Why isn't the market responding to the Fed craziness and general uncertainty beyond a few blips here and there? Stonks only go up now?
Starring: Guillermo Dolor
Oh, they will when a Dem gets elected.
SUB-OPTIMAL www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
They aren't forklift certified...
Be sure to hit the wrong cancel button that turns the entire oven off instead of just the time. Hell, do that twice in a row.
"I do not wish to deal with consequences." -All rich people who say and do horrible things
His little voice carries the message that we have failed him and every other child with our political choices for generations, which have led to a deep moral rot in American society.
Who knew that RFK Jr. and Trump would be susceptible to the lobbying of Big Diarrhea?
"I'm going to say the dumbest, cruelest thing possible instead of doing anything about it." -Trey Gouty
They'll get him on 21 U.S.C. § 301 "intentional misuse of a sandwich"
Please lose your shit in an orderly fashion.
You can to a point. Food and medicine have very little demand elasticity. There are no alternatives beyond a certain point.
Yeah, items with inelastic demand will do that.
Mint tea helps my tummy though.
You're basically a homesteader now. You should homeschool your dog and eschew modern society. Make TP out of hemp.
I mean, yeah, but maybe a better example would be KFC to Burger King or some such.
"A guy taking credit for things he didn't do is just ridiculous.: - Republicans, without irony
A reddit post explained this as the simpler/generic decoration facilitating lease transfers if, say, a KFC goes out of business and a Taco Bell wants to move in.
They'll get him on 21 U.S.C. § 301 "intentional misuse of a sandwich"
Positively Panglossian.
Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.
Slow news day, huh? Anything else going on? Treason? US Troops being deployed unconstitutionally? Pedophile scandals? Inflation? Trade wars? Failing foreign policy? Cancelling COVID vaccines? No? Carry on, then.
Jesus Christ, aren't you dehydrated from all that boot licking?
A lot of gangsters are scared of pink lighters...
Support anyone who fights back; it doesn't mean you want them to be president.
I agree and I believe the primary issue is that the tech world's need to be first to market creates a moral hazard to release dangerous products.
"Matt Damon."
A gov't agency bragging about disregarding due process in favor of coercion and kidnapping. These men are irredeemable cowards.
Democratic governors right now...
There is a good argument, possibly first put forth by George Orwell in "Politics in the English Language" that aspiring leaders should use plain language. All of the items on that list must be discussed with bluntness an clarity. Latin/Greek neologisms for real issues are unnecessary.
I want to see old bananas, a squishy plumb and no less than three takeout menus.
Legacy media: *Crickets*
"Crime crackdown" is a load of bull and you should know better than that. Using the armed forces against Americans when there is no rioting or disaster is treasonous. Full stop. Jesus, have some decency and do your jobs.
The legacy media has largely done nothing except parrot the propaganda and soften its edges. Using the armed forces against the American people is described as a "crackdown on crime" instead of a treasonous invasion. The president's refusal to follow the law is called "imposing presidential power."
Bring them all down.
Everyone re-read "Politics and the English Language" by Orwell and then reconvene. www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f...
PoliticsandtheEnglishLanguage.pdf
The greatest flaw in humanity is the refusal to listen to good advice.
"Gosh, we better workshop this whole 'fighting overt fascism' thing before we do anything at all." - Dems
Hint: those cap gains aren't "unrealized" if they're used as loan collateral.
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Libertarians and Conservatives: "Uh, communism...good?"
"It'll be terrible, but at least I'll be in control." -Techbros
Libertarians and sovereign citizens when it's the GOP in charge:
The enshitification continues...
