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šøšŖšŗš¦šŗšøš· Swedish-American, dachshund lover, garden witch, assorted nerd. Jesus follower/social-democrat.
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She has this photo of herself as a child and her dad on her social media profile. It is a very common piece of misinformation. Please correct it when you see it posted.
Nadia Bjorlin.
Iād queue up Carmina Burana, and mystically connect to a Bluetooth speaker in the Underworld as the orange creep is taken across the River Styx.
A crime to use chalk? Might as well spring for the spray paint, rainbow glitter and glue in that case.
Yes, but please donāt perpetuate misinformation with that girlās image. She is a former daytime soap star and this is a pic of her as a child, NOT an Epstein victim.
Wow, thatās a fun coincidence! I hope you were spared the Swedish tradition of pickled herring!
I personally have succumbed to the fact that Iām living in a simulation.
Teach me your ways, Lord of Carb!
A good salty butter hides a lot of faults.
Well, your Mom is epic and I admit I say this as a Swede that got US citizenship ONLY to vote against Trump last year. Didnāt do much tho. š«
Well sourdough is awful so theyāre not wrong. Baguettes and ciabattas are where itās at.
This in the best Saturday night on Bluesky in a long time. Trump might be dead, AND Giuliani in hospitalizedā¦ next youāll tell me Diddy and Weinstein shivved each other to death.
Your Mom
I mean we got close with KAJ.
Sweden is a kingdom and wouldnāt give up their future queens. Not even to claim Lordi.
Diet Coke enemas every four hours and call me in the morning.
In his defense, he is a mouth breather.
Whenever Madonna agrees to transition to Queen Mother of Pop?
I know he isnāt dead but I asked ChatGPT to tell me the 12 month survival rate for an 80 year old obese man with CVI, swollen ankles and bruised hands, and it claimed 50-65%. So maybe in time for the midterms?
Yeah I was trying to see if there was any footage, couldnāt find any. I will keep my fingers and toes crossed!
Soā¦. No water into wine, then? There goes my Saturday.
I mean if I donāt get due process, I guess I donāt need to adhere to any other parts of the constitution, right?
Full on Face/Off with Just Dance Vance?
He was photographed this morning as he went golfing around 8:45. Sad but true. š„ŗ
When he dies he will have the cheering parade crowd he always wanted! His lying in state will be like
The press pool disappointingly reported that they saw him leaving to golf at 8:45am. Iām going back to bed.
Apparently he was spotted this morning heading out to golf. Weekend ruined.
Dammit, he is going out to golf. Foiled again! #trumpisdead
Oh GOD mixed emotions to say the least! Shocked!
I hope Taylor sues them into oblivion.
In our household we have called JD āJust Dance Vanceā for months. š
One step up from concerned, wow.
We just got a Mexican little grocery store in our small Georgia town and we go there all the time now to support them. And itās cheaper and their fruit is RIPE!
Imagine how Gaylors would feel if complete fucking strangers, that didnāt even know them, insisted that THEIR sexuality was āwrongā and that THEY were in denial. Theyāre the absolute worst subset of delusional Swifties. Itās gross and disrespectful.
If you knew her lyrics youād not have said sheās no Patti Smith so I guess I am questioning how you can have an opinion on their college class worthiness, is all. Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
At a certain professional level, writers will want honest opinions and know to state so clearly. People that donāt, simply donāt make it into even semi-professional levels. And there are plenty of variation in neuro-conditions in semipro and pro circles, from my personal experience.
Agree to disagree.
If people only knew her lyrics before they spokeā¦
āYouāre not Dylan Thomas. Iām not Patti Smith. This isnāt the Chelsea Hotel. Weāre modern idiots.ā -Taylor Swift
It means you donāt give a fuck about her as a human being. How do you think she would feel if you said that to her face?
I donāt think neurodivergence is a unique marker of wanting honest feedback. It was the standard in all my writing groups to give honest feedback, especially in professional circles. In my experience, those that couldnāt handle feedback were inexperienced.
Oh no not Ebba Busch, the AI using liar and Zionist š Go meet with better Swedish politicians please.
The Publix Italian subs are still safe, thank GOD
I meanā¦. We were due one. Next time maybe they can go to a certain tacky Florida resort instead.
Boy I, hope it wasnāt a pressed Italian from Publix because that would actually BE criminal.
I bet they are, because they ran off all the immigrants willing to do that work. Sure happy they have those weapons now to shoot litterers or whatever.
She couldnāt be more specific than Scandinavia because she knows if she claimed a specific country, it would cause a war between then and their other Scandinavian neighbors.
She directs her own music videos so this makes sense.
If you diss #Taylorswift for getting married, donāt come here to bitch about it. Mute the womanās name and move on.
Yet here you are!
I think there was a fold in his rectum left unlicked, Kristi.
Yeah she needs a simple minded, pig skin tossing galoot that adores her and that isnāt some sort of reckless narcissist or cup of British depresso.
HER name, and it was Ultima Spideria Clownica Robertsdaughter Crazydrain.
You know damn well she froze those eggs in the best cryochamber money can buy
And when will she release the Epstein files?
Gay Trumpers? Oh dear. Iām inclined to use a slur.
These fuckers are gonna pull the lever of filial responsibility and squash their kids and grandkids. Just wait. The laws are already on the books in nearly 20 states.
Protect my future labor slaves and my fuck holes. -Capitalist pedophiles
You know there is something amiss when there is no line for breakfast at Chick-Fil-A in a small Georgia town.
Itās astonishing to walk into Barnes and Noble and see how the YA section is so clearly geared at girls. Boys donāt read.
Sad sackā. Please do not use a word for a vagina.
Bruuuuuuule
Definitely go towards the light, Cankles. No worries. Just go.
Why isnāt this photo scratch n sniff š¢
Nobody on their team caught the absurdity? Like nobody?
So fucking weak. What a sad sack, empty scrotum, filthy taint of a man. Disgraceful.
Mamdani doesnāt feel establishment, and he comes across as less deliberate and coached to me. Harris did come across as repetitive, over-coached and very, very establishment.
Because Folklore isnāt Midnights š Iāll take TTPD but the bonus album only.
They donāt sounds like theyāre spewing talking points while using learned hand gestures.
Me but donāt say Folklore.
Stop. Buying. Their. Plastic. Shit.
That invention already exists and itās called āa wifeā.
Iām surprised he speaks so clearly with an orange dick in his month.
You know, I dislike Iron Man. But when the Thanos shows up, Iāll take any help I can get.
A Swede wrote this, for sure.
Yes.
No mob fights? Where does he usually eat, Waffle House at 3am on a Saturday night?
As a Swede whose boss still think Iām from Switzerland after 3 years, jāapprove.
Of course you can criticize all those things. You just have to handle feedback from an open forum if you post there. After all, why else are you posting on social media? Use your inside voice if you donāt want engagement.
Someone painted it back overnight with chalk šŖš½ā¤ļø
And you had the edible around what, 7pm?
Maybe they can also make their food have taste and a color other than beige?
Ooh the girls are fighting. Love it!
Pretty sure this is the cover of a Harlequin novel.
I donāt know, I think Mozart is classic rock.
Gird your sammiches.
In a coffee can under a bridge.
Me looking for trade deals
MOaR GOld
Wtf how does this even happen???
Love the Ding Dong!
My over-excited bosses on a Teams call yesterday claimed the countdown was either 1) Taylor playing the Super Bowl halftime show, or 2) Taylor getting engaged. I was like, ādudes itās gonna be so much less than that, sheās gonna be spamming album versions as per usualā.
Hopefully he dies much much sooner than that. In fact, tomorrow would be good.
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