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Tegus Heike

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created November 24, 2024

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Shit stained sheets and underpants going outside so they don’t stink up the whole building

1/9/2025, 4:09:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes they will.

30/8/2025, 10:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Wackadodle world.

30/8/2025, 9:58:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s gonna find out about that heaven thing real soon. He doesn’t have the cards.

30/8/2025, 9:36:07 PM | 83 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bastards

30/8/2025, 9:34:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The passport office has direct file, social security has direct file, Medicaid has direct file. The IRS needs to keep direct file. There is no need to require the involvement of third parties.

29/8/2025, 4:37:39 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pools are not as easy manipulated as Lil Mike

29/8/2025, 4:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he will need to stop the couch fucking and take up golf instead.

28/8/2025, 7:47:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The French had a brilliant solution for this kind of a problem.

28/8/2025, 7:45:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a better idea. Deport anyone who shoots a puppy.

28/8/2025, 7:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that’s very unlikely. We’re only a few months away from him reaching the Weekend At Bernie’s Stage of the presidency

28/8/2025, 7:29:04 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WHY???

28/8/2025, 5:01:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s never the guns. It’s always something else. Zero critical thinking skills.

28/8/2025, 2:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t forget they still have donkeys.

28/8/2025, 5:11:47 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just got my booster today fully expecting RFKJR to pull them off the market. He’s evil and stupid which is a deadly combination

27/8/2025, 6:16:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You left off Trump rallies.

27/8/2025, 6:01:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A pedo bunking with a murderer is guaranteed to end badly

27/8/2025, 4:55:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was murdered. Just think about who would benefit from him being dead.

27/8/2025, 4:54:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA cockroaches wont be satisfied until he gets Auntie Jemima and Uncle Ben back on the boxes.

27/8/2025, 2:00:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking awesome. They left their day jobs to be Trumps maid service.

27/8/2025, 1:58:22 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His excellent health has a very near term expiry date

26/8/2025, 3:02:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can’t even do televangelism right. He needs to tell his rubes they need to send him their money so they can get to heaven.

26/8/2025, 2:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only logical explanation is that utter lawlessness of the administration is enabled by the belief that Trump has no plans to relinquish power

26/8/2025, 3:53:13 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the words of the late great Carlin “People are stupid” www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LA5...

26/8/2025, 3:46:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And soon it will be a reboot of Weekend at Bernie’s

26/8/2025, 3:39:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure the real Ivanka Trump has seen it. 🤮

26/8/2025, 1:54:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Bowman is so dumb he fell right into the trap.

26/8/2025, 1:51:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hasn’t reached that level of enlightenment yet and never will.

25/8/2025, 4:35:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fingerprints of the Gods

25/8/2025, 2:36:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes in the 70s his approval rating was ok. And then he met Epstein and started bankrupting everything he touched.

25/8/2025, 2:29:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it. Everything is going to plan.

23/8/2025, 3:53:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly like reading the news in Russia. Anything and everything stopped due to national security concerns or unspecified legal issues. How long until executives start falling out of tall buildings?

23/8/2025, 2:56:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Covered with makeup.

23/8/2025, 12:55:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are the pedo party period

23/8/2025, 12:11:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A perfect gold butt plug for Trump.

23/8/2025, 12:07:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF is going on? IV bruising?

23/8/2025, 12:04:15 AM | 274 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dipshit Patel will need to arrest himself then.

22/8/2025, 2:27:16 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s a Cracker Barrel?

21/8/2025, 2:02:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Couchfucker Bowman, so the interests of Russia require a third of their people to shit in a hole in the ground?

21/8/2025, 1:53:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a piece of shit Medicare fraudster that belongs in jail. If corporations are people their people belong in jail for their corporate crimes.

21/8/2025, 5:16:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t blame the Canadians for doing the right thing.

20/8/2025, 6:34:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they all cueing for petrol or did the truck at the from run out in the middle of nowhere

20/8/2025, 5:10:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No he’s not ok. None of them are ok. They’re all mentally ill with hatred

20/8/2025, 5:07:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whataboutism is the word whenever the regime’s talking heads hear something they don’t like.

20/8/2025, 4:57:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK working hard to maintain their last place position in education. Prager U content is grotesque, especially their whitewashing of slavery.

20/8/2025, 4:41:39 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad to see this sort of capitulation to the regime every day by the media.

20/8/2025, 4:37:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beautiful choreography!

19/8/2025, 7:56:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another false headline by the times. America isn’t abandoning anything. It’s the Trump regime that is.

19/8/2025, 3:18:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The chief clown holding court again. The press needs to stop enabling this nonsense

19/8/2025, 3:15:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Adderall was wearing off.

19/8/2025, 3:42:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your premise went completely sideways with “Trump thinks…”

19/8/2025, 2:53:26 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they will anyways. Hypocrisy and nonstop lying are prerequisites for MAGA membership.

18/8/2025, 8:32:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The pedo tapes are much more terrifying to him than the pee pee tapes.

18/8/2025, 7:06:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has this ass hole ever driven anything other than a golf cart?

18/8/2025, 6:53:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The general should know better than to ride around in a scooby doo mobile.

18/8/2025, 3:01:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally something to get their attention. All Russian oil and gas to Hungary needs to cut off and the Orban regime will collapse.

18/8/2025, 2:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t matter at all. The photos come out one way or another and we see how he wastes taxpayer money.

17/8/2025, 8:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the double is afraid to eat a meal prepared by others.

17/8/2025, 8:24:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or sign him up for text message ads from the entire internet.

16/8/2025, 11:09:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking pussy won’t even look him in the eye.

16/8/2025, 6:51:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the same idiots that don’t know their multiplication tables.

16/8/2025, 6:27:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ultimate insult to our men in uniform.

16/8/2025, 6:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They just passed their final exam to join the Trump administration

16/8/2025, 3:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Krasnov is getting some final instructions from his boss in a private moment before the meeting.

15/8/2025, 7:35:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Krasnov is getting instructions from his boss in a private moment before the meeting.

15/8/2025, 7:33:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a disgrace.

15/8/2025, 6:05:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cope cages also don't work for refineries

15/8/2025, 5:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And some special Siberian dick pills

15/8/2025, 3:57:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for that Captain Obvious

15/8/2025, 3:48:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His co-president Putin who gives all of the orders on international relations and string advice on national affairs

15/8/2025, 3:29:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🍆

14/8/2025, 5:39:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll spin and take a G

14/8/2025, 2:16:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a great plan. The screwworm is going to disappear

14/8/2025, 2:14:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Manny, Moe, and Curly

14/8/2025, 2:11:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s talking about MAGA

14/8/2025, 2:03:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they live in their own alternate reality

14/8/2025, 2:01:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope you are here. At 66 you have more fight in you than just about all of Gen Z put together

14/8/2025, 1:57:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or too afraid to ride a subway or city bus. Ultimate snowflakes

14/8/2025, 5:28:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still trying to figure out what her extraordinary abilities were. Probably total BS all over that application

14/8/2025, 2:44:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, a canned ham that’s years past its best by date.

14/8/2025, 2:30:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit for brains prez incapable of any critical thinking

13/8/2025, 10:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The billionaires have stopped paying their taxes. They know there will no longer be any audits and no consequences for tax fraud.

13/8/2025, 8:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing how everything with Trump and all of his associates has connections to the Russian mafia and Putin. There is a great 3 part documentary put together on the Dutch TV program Zembla called The Dubious Friends of Donald Trump. It’s must see TV.

13/8/2025, 7:43:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will keep trying until the base is a nuclear wasteland

13/8/2025, 5:00:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG. WTf is Dementia Don rambling on about?

13/8/2025, 3:57:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let the crazy bitch keep digging and tie the noose to hang herself.

13/8/2025, 1:38:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had to get him out of there somehow. He was destroying all the couches in the dorms.

12/8/2025, 3:54:52 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out for work assignments? Is she back out grooming little girls? Is she even capable of doing any other work? As Dementia Don would say this is complete bullshit

12/8/2025, 3:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The second thing is that the rats are huge. They’re everywhere and will attack you.

12/8/2025, 2:09:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably checks under his bed every night for monsters

12/8/2025, 2:03:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has his caddy do the cheating for him. Lazy as fuck he is.

12/8/2025, 3:46:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They ran him down because it wasn’t a meatball sub

12/8/2025, 3:37:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s requirement for MAGA. Morons Are Governing America

12/8/2025, 2:54:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He never should have named the kid DTJr because yes he is a loser. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

12/8/2025, 2:37:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been mouthing off again and disparaging its creator.

11/8/2025, 8:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One big happy family.

11/8/2025, 8:07:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what Trump calls winning. I wonder if this guy voted for him?

11/8/2025, 4:20:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Press corps has been neutered

11/8/2025, 4:18:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need about 20 more strikes on that factory

10/8/2025, 4:13:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had no idea what was coming for him. Would have been better to see the terror in his eyes but still good to see him vaporized

10/8/2025, 4:11:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view