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Carruth is a favorite.
Praise be to Crom, the only real god there ever was. I miss my father, even though he was a Trump supporter. I write and draw and make music. No one pays me to do it. Maybe because I suck. But it’s me. Follow for madness while I learn about life stuff.
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Carruth is a favorite.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess 8 isn’t enough to suck the life force out of.
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At least these subsidized innovations produce energy and don’t explode over the ocean when you turn them on. Also… what a bunch of idiots.
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Anti-egalitarian kook.
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Harlan Crow…
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
You couldn’t conjure a better villain name if you hired the top 100 fiction writers of all time.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
One heart wasn’t enough so… ♥️
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I’m imagining a world in which jihad breaks out between the Sony and Vizio disciples of the new age.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Superman’s moral superiority withers when the victims of his enemies perish. Imagine all the lives saved if he just stopped the game instead of trying to prove a point. Other people’s death is a nonrefundable cost for righteousness.
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Silver’s lens is, he himself believes, strictly through empirical purity, but the human “soul,” that thing which drives the Blueskyism engine, is obscured and hidden from this perspective. …stats ain’t philosophical, jack.
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Nauseating. We walk among small-minded cowards.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s also not misinterpreted. There is plenty of horrible instruction in the religious texts. Religions are weapons of mass destruction, beginning with the ruin of our humanity.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Big data is big business. Banks share our data with each other on a regular basis. Other companies package what they collect and sell it. Every time you sign up for some shit online, you’re giving away a piece of your PII, and brokers sell it to any rando for only a few beans. Gun co.’s are evil.
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Princeton is a nice town. Always liked swinging through The Bent Spoon during my time there. I ran into Bebe Neuwirth at PJ’s and it was the best flash romance I’ve ever had.
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I get it.
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The headlong rush to align our lives with the pace of technology was a blind error. The dream has many flaws, but vacating our humanity for instant 24/7 gratification is a big one.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
If 2025 had a face, I’d pound it into the fucking dirt. Sigh…
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
No! Just NO! 2025 twenty-fucking-sucks.
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I think this will require the people’s justice. Happy to preside.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Though I don’t condone eating bacon because of the cost to animal life, let the racist morons collect the arterial plaque they deserve.
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You didn’t put that on your title page next to your word count?
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Her hand is more disturbing than her eyeless mounds or tail. Well done!
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
This is good advice. I subscribe!
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It’s telling of many things: 1) they know they are unpopular, and their fascism is unpopular. 2) they know they can’t win if they don’t cheat, which means they are criminals and authoritarians. 3) they don’t care about a single American. 4) they need do be removed. 5) Newsom is correct.
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Lol
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I am for this. Ivermectin works on parasites. Buh-bye, Magats!
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Breaking: Trump places 1500% tariffs on all “E’s.”
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
How can a regime this stupid have taken control of the US? Or are they smart enough to know their followers are too dumb to realize and too culty to care?
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Collapse of the idiot hive mind.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Natasha Lyonne? “The Puttermesser’s golem is a real… cock-uh-roach!”
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Unlikely to invade, but you never know with these kooks. Under the pretense of stopping drug traffickers, while Venezuela has the largest oil reserve in the world and a regime falling out of favor, Trump moves during a time when the BRICS nations are growing. Trump also thinks war = no elections. 🤷🏻♂️
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Another of Trump’s sock puppets “talking” again?
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Scam account. Block this one, guys.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
I did just put BBQ chips in a smoked turkey sandwich and then pan toasted the bread. I felt closer to peace than ever in these last 8 months. But nachos? Nacho I believe you on that one.
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Some moronic cult psycho made this, believing as all cultists do, that their eklektos will finally stop circling the drain and ascend, revealing the long awaited, highly discussed, obscure truth that never comes because it’s bullshit. Trump just saw it and reposted it because his ego told him to.
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For a brief moment I had small hopes. But now I have more time to plan my party.
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🤞
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ICE is the enforcement arm of the MAGA terrorist cult.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean telling idiots that. Idiots and Moronic Galoots.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Gutfeld reeks of chickenshit.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Respect the Labyrinth reference. All scammers should be pitched into the bowels of Sarlacc.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Very nice. So good at expressing weight and fluidity with style. Love the shape design here.
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We are all depressed, Mark. I bite my tongue all day on here, powerless against this mad machine. And then I think…fuck these people and their cruelty. Fuck them for doing this to me, to us, to all the good people who fight everyday to try and make this place better. They don’t get my surrender!
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Listen. We can’t be tolerant of them. We can’t reason with them. We can’t try to heal when the wound is a festering rot full of cancer and bacteria. It’s not good, but it’s necessary. We must dominate the hateful until they have no teeth, no power. Then, maybe, we can talk.
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A sad story with a good ending. Lake by my house. People dump geese there. A mating pair lived there for years until some asshole ran over the female. Saw it. He lost his mind. Spent the next month staring at himself in a window. We took him to a rescue. When he saw the geese he SCREAMED with joy.
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Sad day that we need an actual immunologist to say this, and that those who need to listen will not.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Define “works.” If you mean it makes you feel better so you can escape actual accountability and turn away from empathizing with victims so you can stay in your bubble, then yes… it works.
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Mr. President, you know as well as we all do that this could have been avoided. When you see fascism coming, the klaxon is not enough. We had our chance to avoid this. Four years of chances. The high road is littered with the corpses of normative politics.
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Launching a useless study based on weak hypotheses the qanons came up with while sitting on the toilet. I bet it’s gonna be sound, unbiased research, too. People just need more pushups!
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I’m seriously more baffled by the smiling black people in the crowd.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in NJ, and can confirm White Tailed Deer are our greatest threat. Just the other day, I saw one with an AR-15 standing outside an abortion clinic wearing a red hat — so I ran it over with my car. Twice.
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You’re the perfectly right person to point out the christofascist propaganda of the Reich wing party’s hypocrisy.
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Maga morons, attendees of Instagram University with a graduate degree in TikTok science, think they know. But they don’t know a goddamn thing about anything.
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Weak men hate that women won’t voluntarily shut up and climb inside the box men have made. It makes the men uncomfortable… …because they’re weak little pussies.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social)
8:00 PM. First time eating Insomia Cookies 2:02 AM. …true to their word.
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They are incapable.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Grotesque. Magats are grotesque.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
What an absolute stack of turds.
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MAGAts will buy anything but the truth.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, it’s Gangsta.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Right. But theirs is the type of socialism that collapses economies, because you can’t have greedy, corrupt criminals in charge of it.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. An illegitimate SCOTUS born out of McConnell’s obstructionist antidemocratic bullshit.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Watching the fascist regime fail brings me much joy.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
I abhor the feeling when one toe pokes through a sock hole. I’m not trying to 10x that vibe.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
If ever you wondered, “do monsters exist?” this whining cigarette just crawled out of your mother’s crusty 1977 makeup case to steal your appetite.
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Brought to you by the makers of Rock Glaze!
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“I wish I could go back in time and unwind this bleak future,” is something we will all be saying in just a few short years. Unwind the future now. You’re gifted with foresight. Use it. #resistance #democracy #endfascism
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I hate these people so fucking much.
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R. Bread Nice.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
What I want to know: who figured out the spell for bringing piles of shit to life?
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Can’t get in because the Gestapo is crowding the entrance or…?
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, the white 80’s I loved the 80’s! …because I was 5.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social)
I dreamt I was a drunk in Bangkok, 1973, and some beanpole of a kid with jutting teeth and glasses ushers me to the bar’s basement door, behind which was, for 10 US dollars, a hand to hand bout of life over death, but my mind was dancing somewhere over Laos and the door too narrow for my suffering.
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I just came across your complete Ack Ack Macaque trilogy in a New Jersey thrift store. Picked it up for $3.00. It’s quite cool that you can write down your ideas and words, and thirteen years later I, from across an ocean, can pick them up. Hope to see this new one haunting a shelf nearby.
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Crackdown on freedom, liberty, the constitution, and our democratic process.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
The cult, too busy salivating over Trump allowing the heritage foundation’s totalitarian wet dream, will never get it. They’re too stupid, like Flynn. The clarity of purpose is not Trump’s. Look to Miller. To Vought. To the authors of P2025. Trump is a tool. It will not stop with him.
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What a silly question. Actually, you never bow down and capitulate to a tyrant. You destroy them. Anything less is abhorrent. Even if the opposition wins, Tyrants don’t pack up and leave.
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Another programmed idiot who can only regurgitate what he’s been fed.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
They are also racists. Liars. Propagandists. Authoritarians. And a thousand other words that describe the most evil pieces of shit to walk the earth.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
True. But this regime is not arresting and incarcerating people because it’s racist. It’s going after a test cohort they believe is least likely to stir up true opposition, and then ramping up the presence of military so they can physically stop citizens from voting, or resisting the next coup.
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Evangelicals ARE the evil. Good points on the rest.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Who ignores cancer and expects to survive?
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social)
The Nazi magats don’t like the truth, or reality, the constitution, America, non-whites, women, education, the workers, health, facts, children, babies, compassion, empathy, competition, small business, services, and freedom. But they love cruelty, pedos, rapists, and being fucking idiots.
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I came here to say that. So now I will follow you for other brilliant quips!
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Simpatico, Cargill. Fuck those hateful grotesques, everywhere they offend with their mere existence.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
But how’s your face?
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Guessing they’re talking about the growing process. Many organic fields/crops are sprayed with cow bone and other animal parts for fertilizer. Vegans don’t like that, rightly so.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
…and four little cowards did not collect their cakewalk bounty that day…
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Gutfeld’s face looks like an invitation to practice WWE drop kicks off the top turnbuckle.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
…except he does. Check out his record. It’s more than gutfeld has done for anyone.
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Gutfeld is not a man.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol. They can’t stand being treated the way Trump treats everyone else. THAT is some hilarious Newsom Derangement Syndrome.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
Just as a heavy rain saturates, he used saturated colors to capture a saturated scene. I am saturating this post with the word “saturated” for a reason.
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Shocker. Another christofascist authoritarian sleaze.
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It would make sense, given how we know the regime operates. Less security means more opportunity for misfortune.
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They make for a good duo.
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Jennings hoping a response will come to him, looking inward toward the abyss that is his conscience only to come up emptier than the void itself. This means he’s a deceitful pile of garbage.
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I’ve never seen a more pathetic human placed upon the altar of morons.
Mad Shepherd (@themadshepherd.bsky.social) reply parent
All our years of tolerating these psychos has come back to bite us on our collective asses. I want off this ride.