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@kikidevine.bsky.social

You're not The Illuminati, you're a very naughty boy. DM = blocked unless there has been prior interaction

created November 15, 2024

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Diamond is a rock, right?

1/9/2025, 7:07:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they're going to appoint one of the sons. I mean after all the other stuff they've done and got away with, why wouldn't they try it?

1/9/2025, 7:06:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Methinks he protests too much

1/9/2025, 6:49:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now that's a rumour to run with

1/9/2025, 6:47:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno, I mean how long has she been married to Trump?

1/9/2025, 6:47:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buying a small mansion in the country, somewhere she can't be extradited from. Possibly

1/9/2025, 6:46:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glorious leader has a slight cold.

1/9/2025, 6:45:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least it's going to look the same coming out

1/9/2025, 6:39:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he's so confident people will approve that he turned off the comments

1/9/2025, 6:38:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quite possibly to the complaining gammons

31/8/2025, 4:08:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone has a unique brain chemistry so the possibilities are 9billion

31/8/2025, 4:07:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my bad. Definitely looks like it in the background

31/8/2025, 3:43:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love to see him do Leia in the final trilogy.

31/8/2025, 3:42:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turin Shroud?

31/8/2025, 3:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the man who spends most of his time golfing?

31/8/2025, 3:41:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an atheist, I am unashamedly praying for this

31/8/2025, 3:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is reminiscent of Central and Southern American countries in the seventies and eighties. How long until they start disappearing the clergy?

31/8/2025, 1:57:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kikidevine.bsky.social (@kikidevine.bsky.social)

Please normalise not loving the same person forever. Yes, there are plenty of people who manage to do this, and I am not talking about 'being in love ', but it's not the default setting for everyone.

31/8/2025, 1:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they replace us all with robots, no one is going to be using their goods and services.

31/8/2025, 11:50:24 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much for Ironman?

31/8/2025, 11:22:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it's looking like he's saying

31/8/2025, 9:07:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For now

30/8/2025, 5:58:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Days Are Here Again....

30/8/2025, 5:34:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their bed. Where we go to rest, and feel safest

30/8/2025, 5:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm convinced he's attached to a drip, and more or less bedridden most of the time. They were planning to keep him there until the rumours of his demise blew up and have him on Bennies and vitamins to make it look like he's okay. Which is going to put a strain on his body

30/8/2025, 5:08:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That absolutely explains the sighing

30/8/2025, 5:02:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't it Lady Macbeth who went "out damned spot? Macbeth was very (excuse the pun) sanguine about it

30/8/2025, 4:21:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To all those who want to whine about 'oh, but these were people ' fuck em all. They had a choice to surrender. Let them all burn.

30/8/2025, 4:19:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He forgot about the nose

30/8/2025, 4:16:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the same when flat felling and 18th century sacque

30/8/2025, 4:13:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he strain himself getting out of bed?

30/8/2025, 4:11:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People who want her voice to appeal to their demographic

30/8/2025, 3:56:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might want to try a vitriol and mercury cocktail

30/8/2025, 3:55:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you a 12 year old girl? If not the odds are very much against this happening.

30/8/2025, 3:52:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:51:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it looks like this was just a drill. Soon, though. Soon

30/8/2025, 3:50:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Darn. Good pregame though

30/8/2025, 3:49:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:36:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:35:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Days are here again

30/8/2025, 10:21:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Secession

30/8/2025, 10:20:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they learn to read

30/8/2025, 9:15:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now all that needs to happen is for the administration to enforce the ruling. Right?

30/8/2025, 9:15:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're talking about the young people just learning to drive. They won't have a clue what to do when their system goes down.

30/8/2025, 9:11:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wishful thinking. If he had shuffled off his mortal coil we would be told he has a slight cold.

30/8/2025, 9:05:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wave goodbye to the mid terms

29/8/2025, 4:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:40:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least he's his own form of birth control

29/8/2025, 4:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:47:57 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can the politicians just stop acting all

29/8/2025, 12:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile scientists discover water is wet

29/8/2025, 6:46:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice to see others living on dick

29/8/2025, 6:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please carry on. You have so much to say in such dark times

29/8/2025, 6:43:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next they are going to round up the wives and children 'because it's unfair to separate families'

29/8/2025, 6:42:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, a bunch of cowboys?

28/8/2025, 10:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a reason we cover them in stuff that tastes nice

28/8/2025, 6:09:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine watching the fish wander away from the bucket, if you were high

28/8/2025, 6:06:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to another instalment of silliness

28/8/2025, 5:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next stop the outskirts of Pokrovsk. One less gammon in the world

28/8/2025, 5:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fish obviously smell better than the fishermen

28/8/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 5:44:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 9:07:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An absolute monarch is accountable to no one. I guess it's interchangeable with dictator

27/8/2025, 9:07:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this why the dildo of consequences is never lubed?

27/8/2025, 9:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember, don't feed the animals

27/8/2025, 5:19:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am absolutely unsurprised. It's so inevitable

27/8/2025, 5:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds more like an absolute monarch

27/8/2025, 5:15:16 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If your news content teaches you that Keir Starmer is somehow personally responsible for a woman committing a crime, pleading guilty, and going to prison then it's probably not news at all, it's propaganda.

27/8/2025, 2:55:05 PM | 472 71 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:56:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 4:00:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actual people have been doing this too.

27/8/2025, 3:58:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Those streets are just COVERED in trash. How did the residents survive? /s

27/8/2025, 3:57:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crying with laughter

27/8/2025, 3:51:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't hear the manosphere calling him a gold-digger

27/8/2025, 3:50:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And green corduroy boiler suits

26/8/2025, 10:28:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of a film

26/8/2025, 10:27:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a special kind of smart. And the post is for real adorbs

26/8/2025, 9:37:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Fella ❤️❤️❤️

26/8/2025, 9:35:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When everything is going wrong, be grateful you have no allergy to coffee.

26/8/2025, 8:18:33 PM | 134 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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Apparently the clothes are now vintage

26/8/2025, 9:35:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is basically a(n alleged) pedophile exchange programme. One invited Putin to the States, so Putin invited one to Russia

26/8/2025, 9:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He said organised street gangs and I automatically thought ICE

26/8/2025, 5:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Together with the power cuts and the fashion?

26/8/2025, 5:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need Liz Truss to visit him right now

26/8/2025, 5:47:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let it all burn

26/8/2025, 5:33:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That goes without saying.

26/8/2025, 5:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And somehow they have all lost the other parent of their 8 year old child. I blame the lava, and understand why they visit mausoleums

26/8/2025, 5:30:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And so effortlessly turn the missiles into harmless debris...

26/8/2025, 5:27:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely.

26/8/2025, 4:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet Summer Child

26/8/2025, 12:52:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they conscript him

26/8/2025, 12:50:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They would have put Jesus in Alligator Alcatraz for sure

26/8/2025, 12:49:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deeper penetration?

25/8/2025, 9:59:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's fine for me. I had lunch with Tom Baker, in MOTG. It was so lovely to meet him, and he was really kind to the 30+ person who instantly reverted to 8 years old. I was able to eat though. Paul Darrow was never an idol (although Avon and his lack of conscience was). He's definitely a lust object.

25/8/2025, 9:58:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two hours of blackberrying resulted in a disappointing 1kg. Definitely the result of an exceptionally dry summer. Still, at least it's just me eating them

25/8/2025, 3:34:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad to know that 🙂 laughter is good for the soul.

25/8/2025, 3:29:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never pack pants.

25/8/2025, 3:27:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have they called the fire priests yet?

25/8/2025, 2:57:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There you go

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25/8/2025, 2:56:46 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view