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Laura Lee

@lauraleeta.bsky.social

I say things that shouldn't be said out loud. Native Cali. Perform stand up comedy for fun 😳 🚫Trump 🚫DM's 2 grown man sons. Saints fan ⚜️ VERY happily married! Gordon Ramsay/KN episode on my restaurant. Voluntary abuse. Reality TV isn't real. #mamarita4ever

created November 12, 2024

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I don't care, I just want him gone, death can't come soon enough ‼️💀

1/9/2025, 5:41:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abso-fuckin-lootley ‼️

1/9/2025, 3:45:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still waiting

31/8/2025, 10:10:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's beyond comprehension

30/8/2025, 10:31:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dropped $700 last Friday at vet. Then she needed emergency surgery on Monday $7,000‼️ 😳

30/8/2025, 5:38:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't leave my DOG alone with him‼️

30/8/2025, 5:35:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's body painting with ketsup

30/8/2025, 5:34:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously ‼️

30/8/2025, 2:12:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate that game

30/8/2025, 1:55:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi Robert Question for you :

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30/8/2025, 1:50:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god,this fucking shit is exhausting ‼️

30/8/2025, 1:48:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same BIG TIME

30/8/2025, 1:46:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic

30/8/2025, 1:45:08 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol Not so Superman of him

30/8/2025, 1:43:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@gtconway.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 1:41:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone have any article /source with info on the money/bounties that some of these "ICE" agents are apparently getting per person they grab❓❓ I read something about this somewhere. I got into it with a Trumper about this topic would like to be sure I'm correct.

30/8/2025, 1:39:26 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day It just gets better and better

29/8/2025, 10:04:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry but she bugs me.

29/8/2025, 9:57:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just threw up in my mouth 🤢

29/8/2025, 6:18:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF??‼️

29/8/2025, 6:11:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birthday 🎂

29/8/2025, 6:11:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow

29/8/2025, 6:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfucking believable ‼️ 😡

29/8/2025, 5:53:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's very bizarre

29/8/2025, 5:52:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this the same AI that helped that kid kill himself? 😳

29/8/2025, 5:45:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is, thank you. It's been a rough week.

29/8/2025, 12:07:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going to the new In-laws (my son just got married) this weekend for a BBQ... They're vegan, so this should be interesting 😳

28/8/2025, 11:10:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck Sending positive mojo ✨ 💖

28/8/2025, 11:00:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol In what way? Actually, we almost lost her this weekend. She had to have emergency surgery Monday morning and thank God, she made it and now recovering.

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28/8/2025, 10:59:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❄️❄️❄️❄️

28/8/2025, 6:45:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's crazy expensive

28/8/2025, 6:43:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really good!!

28/8/2025, 4:37:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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⏰ ⚰️ 🙏

28/8/2025, 3:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dry cleaning

28/8/2025, 3:53:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice blazer 😳

28/8/2025, 3:51:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bridezilla

28/8/2025, 3:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've got to be fucking kidding me‼️

28/8/2025, 3:35:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duh!

28/8/2025, 12:18:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duh!

28/8/2025, 12:14:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lord help us

27/8/2025, 9:51:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell no

27/8/2025, 8:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fantasy lol

27/8/2025, 7:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You and me both

27/8/2025, 7:42:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dam I miss you!

27/8/2025, 7:15:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NO!!! 😳

26/8/2025, 10:56:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spit out my tea 🤣

26/8/2025, 10:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow Just wow!

26/8/2025, 10:47:48 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full diaper makes him worse

26/8/2025, 10:23:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need that ☂️ in my life.

26/8/2025, 10:10:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully HE won't love long enough

26/8/2025, 9:26:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hurts my eyes to look at him

26/8/2025, 9:25:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love this

26/8/2025, 8:41:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing big is the load in his diaper Beautiful??? I got nothin'.

26/8/2025, 8:28:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

26/8/2025, 8:25:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No But I'm now going downstairs to make Mac and cheese Lol

26/8/2025, 8:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we teach men to not piss all over the floor and put the fucking seat down at least??

26/8/2025, 8:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cousin fuckers and racists

26/8/2025, 8:20:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮

26/8/2025, 8:18:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So sorry for you AND your eyes, no one should have to endure that.

26/8/2025, 8:17:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After cameras are off they'll get in line for mushroom time.

26/8/2025, 8:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait to see him all better as you care for him. You do amazing work!

26/8/2025, 8:03:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time for a little trip to the nut farm

26/8/2025, 7:56:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm here for it!

26/8/2025, 7:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's losing it more and more each day

26/8/2025, 7:37:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you do my dog now ❓

26/8/2025, 6:59:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's awesome!

26/8/2025, 6:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has more dick sucking than a porn

26/8/2025, 6:41:54 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's wrong with these people.

26/8/2025, 6:41:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14???? Wow! Absolutely adorable 🌸

26/8/2025, 6:39:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hate when that happens 😳

26/8/2025, 2:59:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For sure!

25/8/2025, 11:30:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too late

25/8/2025, 11:28:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god he's fucking stupid

25/8/2025, 11:28:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah

25/8/2025, 9:03:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing

25/8/2025, 9:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That reaper sucks a bag of dicks

25/8/2025, 3:54:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not around us

25/8/2025, 3:54:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Retardo Montalban!

25/8/2025, 3:53:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously. Projection much❓😳

25/8/2025, 3:51:14 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abso-fuckin-lootley ‼️

25/8/2025, 3:47:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Minus any serial killers

24/8/2025, 10:52:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another good spanking

24/8/2025, 10:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You mean his entire being?

24/8/2025, 10:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

24/8/2025, 9:46:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before the weekend so we have a long weekend to celebrate

24/8/2025, 9:45:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't want him either!

24/8/2025, 9:42:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Assholes never die in a timely manner

24/8/2025, 8:04:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely

24/8/2025, 2:23:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More vacations than a travel agent

23/8/2025, 10:00:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truth

23/8/2025, 9:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screw this guy‼️ He needs to go away

23/8/2025, 9:40:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally get it Majority of people SUCK.

23/8/2025, 9:35:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And he smells like one too🎶🎼🎶🎵

23/8/2025, 9:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, assholes live forever

23/8/2025, 9:31:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It counts

23/8/2025, 9:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That adorable yellow one 🌸

23/8/2025, 9:27:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wouldn't put it past them

23/8/2025, 9:18:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me 2

23/8/2025, 9:17:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I start to feel bad wishing death... Nope, never mind.

23/8/2025, 9:08:21 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously

23/8/2025, 9:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view