From "warfighters" to "mulch spreaders."
Pissed-off novelist. Former journalist. Vacuumer of dog hair and mortified American. Sláinte ☘️🇮🇪☘️ and Slava Ukrainii 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 from the Land of Enchantment!
199 followers 379 following 71 posts
view profile on Bluesky
From "warfighters" to "mulch spreaders."
I look at this clip--and many others--and see a spectrum of emotions move across Lil' Marco's face. What led to the shriveling of his soul, his deal with the devil? I've never been a Rubio fan, but at least he once was coherent. What does the bloated orange nutsack have on him?
What Palantir is doing is illegal. www.americanprogress.org/article/the-...
Well, I've screamed, "CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!" while trying to exit their parking lot.
Polychromatic Motherfuckers is a great band name.
Shells Wide Shut.
July 17, 2025 jessicalaynewarnermcdonald Jessica Warner McDonald @jessicamcd.bsky.social
As a fellow novelist once said, "It's done. I had to rip that sucker out of my butt with a crochet hook, but it's done."
Let them eat shit, even.
Thank Dog it's Friday. Winona has plans for the weekend.
Project 2029 LFG!
Excuse me?
Ableism is glorifying the 'resilience' of disabled individuals while ignoring the systemic barriers we face. Stop praising perseverance in a broken system—demand accountability and change it. #DisabilityInclusion #WeAreBillionStrong #AXSChat #Ableism
"Thank Dog It's Friday!" Winona the Weenie #dogsofbluesky
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
#dogsofbluesky Winona's Sunday morning Glamour Shots.
Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Hey, hey. That's the first line of my WIP!
Yo. Stop watching bad reality cable TV and playing GTA-6 and start paying attention to reality: US Citizens abducted off the sidewalks. Alligator Auschwitz. Hungry and sick kids. Hospitals closing. Assassinations and threats to legislators and judges. No restraints on the psychopath in the WH.
UUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. Is there a new technology in use at the US Senate? Spines are now automatically removed prior to access to the floor? On both sides of the aisle? I am sickened. I am ashamed of my country.
When fascism comes to America it will be marked by top notes of acrid halitosis, middle notes of greasy burger burps, and base notes of humid flatulence.
Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie. One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears. They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
Republicans pulled an all-nighter to: -strip healthcare away from 17 million Americans -take food assistance away from 3 million Americans -eliminate school meal access for 18+ million kids -send energy costs soaring -add $3.3 trillion to national debt -raise health care premiums for seniors
Goddam cowardly bootlicker psychopaths.
👇👇
Damn‼️ Federal agents blew a door off for this? Federal agents blasted their way into an LA home where Jenny Ramirez lives with her boyfriend and two kids. She heard the blast while checking on her 6-year-old, with her 1-year-old in her arms. Ramirez says everyone in the home is a U.S. citizen. 🧵
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
MUST WATCH: Oceanside CA: Militarized DHS (HSI) smashed windows, assault rifles drawn, tossed flashbangs and sent drones into the apartment which had 2 kids inside. They then told neighbors they were going to use tear gas, and they’d probably be exposed. Please share widely. WTF
Thoughts and prayers.
I'll go halfsies with you.
I'm so dang proud of my congresswoman I could burst!
BWAAHAAAHAAA.
Ditzkrieg.
Fuck you and the shababbazabbabroohabbahabbas you rode in on. Cretins.
Thank GAWD we've got the cream of the crap keeping us safe. (Clean up in Aisle 25!!!)
@tinyklaus.com @libertybirb.bsky.social
“family members identified the victim as Narciso Barranco, a father to three sons who are all U.S. Marines” ktla.com/news/local-n...
The EXACT same convo we had in this household, except for the rug part. Here's Winona.
Brutal.
It took me about a minute to figure out how to accomplish this. I was able to complete it correctly after I stopped crying from laughing so hard. Enjoy!
As much as Melanoma hates his rancid, feculent guts, it's but a tiny fraction of the loathing I feel when I accidentally see, hear, or think about this shit-stain.
As much as Melanoma hates his rancid, feculent guts, it's but a tiny fraction of the loathing I feel when I accidentally see, hear, or think about this shit-stain.
I doubt anyone will see me post, but this needs to be known... if you have a visible following please repost 💙🔥💙 Admitting he wants "his people... aka US " to behave like north Korea for Kim Jong Un.🤬
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
It's a Valium-with-an-espresso kind of morning,
This is the face of uber-wealthy Trump voters who wanted that juicy tax cut cut, but otherwise sort of liked the way things were under Biden. Normal.
But ...he's too stupid to know that, or he thinks his supporters are too stupid to know that, and/or he's just a vile, sniveling piece of garbage.
RIP Brian Wilson. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch84...
So I guess we shouldn’t make this go viral.
Please stop. It's not safe for me to have this many orgasms before 3 pm.
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
Winona: "Shut the door! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"
Well, we're all going to die, so...
Nazi-on-Nazi violence.
“Four shells and seven pounds of beef ago, our fathers brought forth in this timeline a new TACO, conceived in drug-addled stupidity, and desiccated with the heartlessness of a Congressional majority, that white men are created superior." It's a work in progress, but I may be on to something here..
His job there is done--he's got our data.
Philosophy professor Jason Stanley, along with historians Timothy Snyder and Marci Shore, have accepted positions at the University of Toronto’s Munk School of Global Affairs and Public Policy, beginning in the fall of 2025 .  Here ,they explain why.👇
MUST WATCH: ICE kidnapped a disabled American citizen. Her name is Alma Bowman. Born in the Philippines while her dad served in the U.S. Navy. She’s lived here 48 years. They crashed her wheelchair, denied meds, cut her off from her lawyer—and jailed her. She. Is. A. Citizen.
🎉🎉🎉
Oh, no. I know how much that hurts, and I'm sorry.
As a palette cleanser, I bring you Winona, who had an exhausting day.
It's a shame no one told him that syphilis is treatable--before it spread to his brain.
We live in a horrific time, where malignant fools run wild and joy is hard to come by. So I wanted to introduce you to Winona, 11 weeks. She's funny, stubborn, and sweet. She makes me smile all day long. Being with her reminds me that good things still exist.
Her name is Winona, and she's 11 weeks old. She's settling in here at Chez Canine.
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/con...
I enjoy these ghost-written social media lies from the office of the Orange Dick Tater. He didn't write it, obvs. There were no "!!!s" or "ILLEGALs" and the valediction wasn't "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"--which he thinks it makes him sound fancy and professional. Putrid mo-fo.
"Experts are sounding the alarm..." We may need a better phrase at this point. How about "Experts are pooping their pants" or "Experts are staring blankly into the void while drooling" or maybe even "Experts--and everyone else--are sick of this absolute fucking farce of a country?"
After all the shit I've been through in my life (medical bankruptcy included), I never thought I'd have a better credit rating than the USA... #Moody’s has downgraded the United States’ of its perfect #credit rating. Moody’s held a perfect credit rating for the United States-AAA- since 1917.
Back that fin up!
Tesla loves me, this I know 'Cause Fox News done told me so. Dumb-ass ones to Musk belong. I'm a dolt; he broke his schlong... Yes, Tesla loves me!!!
Black history is American history. Indigenous history is American history. Latino history is American history. Women’s history is American history. LGBTQ+ history is American history. We will not be silenced. We are not going back!
WATCH: “You’re saying you revere a time when their ancestors were in bondage.” In NC, @davidjoy.bsky.social powerfully explains why it’s wrong to remove a “compromise plaque” without public input, and why revering the confederacy is offensive. Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DI9vdzA...
Cruelty is the destination. Evil entitlement is the vehicle. Indifference is the green light.
Thank you for being a honorable and brave human being.
Scrolling this morning: OMG we're doomed! These evil mofos want us stupid, sick, and demoralized! This can't be real! Our democracy is being shredded by incompetent, lying buffoons! And then... "Here are some nice mushrooms." Just wanted to say thank you.
I was wondering...do these evil muthafuckas not believe in Karma? They can't, right?
sobbing--hate everything today
I haven't thought about ol' Smoot & Hawley in ages. I figured their stupidity was ancient history--yet here we are.
Chose one: 1. These mofos with the orange-stained lips get high on power and greed, their egos always hunting down the next rush. 2. They're soulless husks of pure evil who don't give a shit about actual human beings. 3. Or, they're dumb as dirt and assume the same for us. (No offense to dirt.)
We needed SOMETHING, SOMEONE to help inspire us to fight for our country. Sen. Cory Booker rose to the occasion in the last 24 hours. Thank you for that.
🔥BREAKING: Donald Trump’s National Security Council, including White House national security adviser Michael Waltz, have conducted government business over PERSONAL Gmail accounts, according to documents reviewed by The Washington Post & three U.S. officials. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Cory Booker is a hero. Thank you, Senator.
Now on Kindle Unlimited! "Pardon me," I breathed, ripping away his huge Confederate flag. My fingers trembled as I accessed his bulging package of MAGA ideology. "Take me," I whispered. "Take me like a PhD student off a college-town street! I'm hotter than a flaming, just-puchased Cybertruck!"
Make this go viral! Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
@jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social Thank you for your integrity and courage. I just purchased a digital and print subscription to The Atlantic.
Please. It's perfectly clear why this individual was chosen.
I bet everyone in Hegseth's "Houthi Houseparty" Signal chat was wearing a suit, so there's that.
Pete "Houthi Houseparty" Hegseth...
Give the girl a break. It's darn HARD to protect the homeland without hair extensions.
Having spent many productive evenings at The 'Box back in the day, I commend the bartender for standing up for what is right.
Eerie, isn’t it, that these words were first said more than two millennia ago
Man, I wish I'd come up with that gem.