Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) / Redsky

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He came out and laid right down in the casket.

1/9/2025, 5:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Speak slower with a drunken slur so she understands

1/9/2025, 5:51:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely looks like he's getting steroids.

1/9/2025, 5:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

You're in Florida. Stats are down.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

It's why he isn't texting anything. He's decomposing.

1/9/2025, 5:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:45:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

How about Obama's Nobel Prize, Donald? Bet that was a kick in the nads.

1/9/2025, 5:41:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not night. You're inside a closed casket. You're dead.

1/9/2025, 5:40:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither is he. He's dead.

1/9/2025, 5:37:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

So Bongino went back to peddling unhinged bullshit and more money?

1/9/2025, 5:37:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Tarps? Chainsaw?

1/9/2025, 5:36:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

It saddens me that the belief is the military would carry out the orders.

1/9/2025, 2:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

If he was a Neanderthal he'd be against fire .

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Rub a little heroin on their gums. You'll thank me later.

1/9/2025, 2:23:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you travel back in time?

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice Photoshop

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

They should start throwing dildoes

1/9/2025, 2:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Tee Vixen Sutton (@vixenbite.bsky.social) reposted

They will never understand that treating workers with respect and appreciation goes a long way in those same workers putting their all into their jobs. Being cruel and hurtful feeds the empty souls of those in charge.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Modi looked pretty happy talking to Xi

1/9/2025, 2:09:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Yipes!

1/9/2025, 2:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out a t shirt for a sling and gauze wrapped around your hand isn't very convincing.

1/9/2025, 2:00:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

I won't forget

1/9/2025, 1:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like the hunter he is

1/9/2025, 1:54:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect

1/9/2025, 1:46:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you tell us

1/9/2025, 1:45:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Because you pray for help instead of taking action and helping yourselves. Nobody is coming to save us.

1/9/2025, 1:43:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't have emotional baggage. I have emotional steamer trunks.

1/9/2025, 9:36:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

That'll get you into heaven for sure.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Like whether they're ripe or not?

1/9/2025, 9:32:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 9:29:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he's always been dead. He uses the orange to hide his deathly hue.

1/9/2025, 9:28:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 ♡ (@dandyyylion.bsky.social) reposted

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't matter if he is or not, just keep saying he is. We'll make him Schrödinger's President.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

This is horrible. What did their parents do about this when they were told. Were they paid off? Threatened?

1/9/2025, 9:21:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

You're inevitable defeat and death!

1/9/2025, 9:19:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He's definitely dead

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

We hoped you were dead

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure

1/9/2025, 9:07:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social)

www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/new... Responsible gun owners

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think Cohn sexually abused Trump?

1/9/2025, 7:05:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunate. Talk to the governor.

1/9/2025, 7:04:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He's lying...in state

1/9/2025, 7:02:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He spilled his drink

1/9/2025, 6:56:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He should have died of embarrassment right there

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

That hit hard.

1/9/2025, 6:53:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He had an audience?

1/9/2025, 6:52:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He's dead.

1/9/2025, 6:47:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

I like the name.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

We're going to have him stuffed

1/9/2025, 6:38:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He's not dead. He just smells like that.

1/9/2025, 12:40:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Strategy?

1/9/2025, 12:40:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

It doesn't seem to work

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not him. He isn't wearing his idiot identifier. No red hat

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a lot of work. Let's just get rid of you.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He must have been brown

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

She didn't see that coming

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Breathalyzer?

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He can die. Cheating us again

1/9/2025, 12:05:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He's deader than Julius Caesar

1/9/2025, 12:04:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is dead. He's in hell.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Weekend at Bernie's

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Breathalyzers and suspicions

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Breathalyzer

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

You like nice. I think my wife is a shade paler

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He's Biff

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Treason's is definitely something to discuss

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social)

The smart move here is to just keep repeating he's dead. Just like his lies eventually MAGA will believe it and bury him.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

The 19th hole is 6 feet deep

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

My death will be glorious

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no heaven. If there was and he got in I wouldn't go.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like steroid face

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

But I'll kiss his ass for power.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

And I will continue that tradition.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He means his death

31/8/2025, 4:12:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

The clam wasn't as happy

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice hat. Covering a "no toupee" day.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

They were called Tories then and most moved to Canada. I don't think Canada would appreciate that now.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

You do not know very much at all.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably didn't keep his underwear on.

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope the 19th hole is s6 feet deep

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Just wait until they get to Philadelphia

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

If Trump is dead he should be stuffed and placed in the Smithsonian next to an exhibition on his presidency

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

That's brilliant.

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Carl Ott, Author (@bubba687.bsky.social) reposted

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Quit toying with me. I'm a wreck

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

He does know about injections and heroin

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Marvelous Max (@moketchup.bsky.social) reply parent

Deport him to Mexico

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