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@scoutto.bsky.social

vintage hippie, dancer, yogi, pickleballer, world traveler, cat mama, unapologetic liberal crone who is simply out of fux

created October 11, 2023

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Their next assignment will be to pick all the rotting veg in the fields due to the kidnapping of all the farm workers.

1/9/2025, 4:43:09 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next he'll be sending the Guard to pick all the rotting veg due to kidnapping all the farm workers.

1/9/2025, 4:38:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:20:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do know this puppy murderer is totally full of shit.

31/8/2025, 9:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will they be smart enough... hahahahahahahahaha I'm dead.

31/8/2025, 9:16:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 9:14:01 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:55:24 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:54:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Possible body double? They're totally not above a stunt like that.

30/8/2025, 10:46:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever he tells them to do, apparently.

30/8/2025, 10:43:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:40:08 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck FIFA. That org has ZERO ethics.

30/8/2025, 10:37:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:35:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The media. Fuck the goddamn complicit media

30/8/2025, 10:35:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know they use lookalikes for Melanomia, so this certainly tracks for this lying, cheating bullshit administration.

30/8/2025, 10:31:17 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumbfuckistan works for me too.

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30/8/2025, 10:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:23:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:20:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buford Pusser? Is he a cat?

30/8/2025, 8:50:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Douche has zero scientific or medical training and credentials, but sure... crown jewel. Whatever, fascist fucks.

30/8/2025, 8:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need someone who recognizes the danger we're in and is willing to fight fire with fire, not memos. That said, he's still 1,000,000,000,000 times better than ANY fucking Republican.

30/8/2025, 8:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They sure have some 'splainin to do.

30/8/2025, 8:39:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. Let's round them all up and settle this whole mess in court.

30/8/2025, 8:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what they'll do but I really really really can't wait for the 'event' that will make us find out.

30/8/2025, 8:30:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4. Allowing a partisan SCOTUS to install GWBush in 2000.

30/8/2025, 8:27:23 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe now she can spend the remainder if her time in the Senate to do the right thing... oh wait, it's Jodi Ernst we're talking about. Never mind

29/8/2025, 10:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, you think I'm a white man? 🀣

29/8/2025, 10:52:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the source for this? Not saying I don't believe it, it tracks.

28/8/2025, 10:36:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor Chuck. Clinging to decorum while these evil fucks are literally murdering America.

28/8/2025, 10:34:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like why is a lunatic with no medical degree in charge of HHS? That would be a great place to start.

28/8/2025, 10:31:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A better use might be stationing them in schools to prevent gun massacres.

28/8/2025, 9:54:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he hates Mexicans and other brown people so he's a hero to a too large portion of halfwit racists. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

28/8/2025, 9:51:59 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell if he knows.

28/8/2025, 9:02:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 9:01:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost dead, even.

28/8/2025, 9:00:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Susan. Nobody gaf about your "concerns" any more, you toady.

28/8/2025, 8:59:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they fucking HATE it!! BRILLIANT strategy.

28/8/2025, 8:58:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turning more violently murdered children into yet another self victimhood whinefest is πŸ’― on brand for these ghouls.

28/8/2025, 8:58:22 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why the lying cheating cheaters want to gerrymander the fuck outta everything before the midterms. Otherwise, they're going down. I still have a shred of hope we'll be able to make our *majority* voices heard.

28/8/2025, 8:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CLEARLY illegal. What can we the people do?

28/8/2025, 7:08:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#BanAssaultWeaponsNOW

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28/8/2025, 6:59:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I made this for a protest sign in 2018, and 7 years later the needle has not moved. #BanAssaultWeapons

28/8/2025, 5:41:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GRILL this motherfucka, PLEASE.

28/8/2025, 5:30:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People will still forget in 24 hours...

28/8/2025, 5:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about a study on how GUNS are the reason for this totally preventable violence? No? Too obvious?

28/8/2025, 5:28:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both incredibly awesome breeds!

28/8/2025, 5:27:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh dear god. The Epstein Genius immigrant in charge of any aspect of educating kids is so preposterous.

26/8/2025, 3:45:57 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know. Really? Bernie is a good guy, but he and his supporters refusing to concede the primary and back Hillary are the reason we're in this mess, not the DNC!

25/8/2025, 10:26:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:59:28 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI sucks and I hope it dies an ignominious death.

25/8/2025, 8:51:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We were not over reacting. He really is the 2nd coming of Hitler, and I'm tired of being told I'm hyperbolic.

25/8/2025, 8:49:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where are the protest songs? We need some of that 1960s anti war fire from people with platforms.

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25/8/2025, 8:22:36 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:08:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No apologies needed. I think most of us here agree.

25/8/2025, 8:05:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking corrupt grifter pos.

24/8/2025, 12:56:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh cool. Are we GREAT yet?

24/8/2025, 12:53:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 12:09:24 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I blame a whole lot of this shit on Flush Limpballs, may he never rest in peace.

24/8/2025, 12:07:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're all in on the grand con.

24/8/2025, 12:05:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to erase us.

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22/8/2025, 3:11:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell it to Ronny Raygun who closed the institutions and put a whole lot of mentally ill people on the street. Oh wait, he dead.

21/8/2025, 10:06:24 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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And?

20/8/2025, 4:27:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serious... you mean serious like the spray tanned sex pest who tweets love letters to himself in all caps? Do these people have any self awareness at all?

18/8/2025, 11:13:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What would actually be impressive is if either one of these simpletons had the self awareness to realize they're waaaaaaay the fuck over their stupid heads.

18/8/2025, 10:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The media is USELESS in this pivotal moment in American history. Such a shame they sold out to the biggest piece of lying shit in the world.

18/8/2025, 10:32:27 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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They love their jobs!

18/8/2025, 7:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 7:46:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The DEMOCRATS have to get smart? You first, dipshit.

18/8/2025, 5:48:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha... you already know the answer.

17/8/2025, 8:12:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May he be visited nightly by the ghost of kiddydiddler past.

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15/8/2025, 10:45:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha. Bot with 8 followers sez wut?

15/8/2025, 10:44:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another troll account. We don't need fake liberals trying to divide us here. Blocked.

15/8/2025, 5:57:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a fucking TROLL you are.

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15/8/2025, 5:55:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PS: When they go low, we fight fire with fire. No more clutching at rulebooks hoping they'll play fair. They've run out of chances to prove their honesty and willingness to honor the system. #NewsomGetsIt

15/8/2025, 5:53:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Performance" is the accurate word. Everything he does is performance over policy, and in the process he's flushing the nation down the shitter with his demented antics.

15/8/2025, 5:48:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEVER FORGET THE VICTIMS OF THIS MONSTER. #PredatorOfTheUnitedStates

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14/8/2025, 4:16:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The silver lining is that people might go more plant based. Good news for animal rights.

14/8/2025, 4:12:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much tiny dick energy

14/8/2025, 4:05:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 7:29:04 PM | 63 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 7:09:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wouldn't it be nice to have a functioning Congress?

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13/8/2025, 7:00:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But, but, but... DRAG QUEENS! MAGAts really are a stupid sub-species of human.

13/8/2025, 6:58:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 6:55:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't fucking care. Someone told me yesterday that her entire MAGAt family, who are all evengelicals, don't care about his character. They only care about his shitty policies, which they wholeheartedly endorse. It's sickening.

13/8/2025, 6:54:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" is next level trolling.

13/8/2025, 5:50:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this succeeds, what happens to my marriage? Will it be annulled? And then what? Yes, I get they will stop future marriages, but what happens to those of us already married?

13/8/2025, 5:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Safe to say, the entire G(ross) O(ld) P(edophile) party is chock full of sniveling, corrupt cowards who have sold out the entire nation to fellate the felon/rapist. I can't seriously believe they don't realize how antithetical to democracy their complicity is. Slow clap, mothafuckas. We'll remember.

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13/8/2025, 5:43:42 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 7:05:01 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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β€œI cannot remember a time when the world saw the United States this unsteady, adrift, corrupt, or incompetent.” β€”Dan Rather πŸ˜₯

7/8/2025, 7:03:51 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As IF the United States is willing to do anything towards environmental solutions. Nice idea, but naive.

7/8/2025, 6:08:51 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 3:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, isn't this just spot on.

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5/8/2025, 10:19:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sigh

5/8/2025, 10:09:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should do it anyway. It's time for the Ds to go on the offense.

5/8/2025, 9:08:00 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jump! You fucking pedophile.

5/8/2025, 5:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God, he's so fucking WEIRD.

5/8/2025, 5:07:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SPOTUS Sex Pest Of The United States

4/8/2025, 4:22:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view