5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) / Redsky

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

me thinks they cant risk digging in Ivanka’s spot coz you know, Epstein Files 😜

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck ICEtapo

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for his press team to announce his hole in one bsky.app/profile/5nar...

1/9/2025, 2:46:52 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

His team saying he had a golf outing will be followed by a hole in one announcement bsky.app/profile/5nar...

1/9/2025, 2:42:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for his press team to announce his hole in one… bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for his team To announce his hole in one bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#Trump Trump got a hole in one — which is wild, ’cause it’s the first time he’s ever hit anything without cheating, lying, or paying it off. ⛳🙄 #HoleInNone #MulliganDon #SnarkTok #deathwatch

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Gavin bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Gavin bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Gavin bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Gavin bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

lol bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Take heart, Gavin’s ramping up bsky.app/profile/5nar...

31/8/2025, 5:04:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#GavinNewsom #Funny Gavin’s so hot the sun files a restraining order — I’m out here fanning myself on a loveseat like a telenovela extra, whispering ‘ay papi governor.’ 🔥💋 #GovCrush #HotterThanCalifornia #LoveseatConfessions #SnarkTok

31/8/2025, 4:40:59 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

Democracy isn’t dying with a bang — it’s rotting in silence, piece by piece, until one day you wake up in a cage and call it ‘freedom.’ 🕰️🩸 #DeathOfDemocracy #FascismCreeps #WakeUpNow #SnarkTok

30/8/2025, 3:48:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

unless we're talknig about Schumer and Jeffries - AKA the invisibles

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

we wont know this weekend - you know hte plot - bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

why aren't they asking bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

keep the vhs off the white house - dont give em ideas bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

my VHS just turned itself on to play bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#Trump Trump hasn’t moved in days — starting to feel like we’re living in Weekend at Bernie’s, but with worse hair and more indictments. 🕶️🪦 #WeekendAtDonnie’s #IsHeEvenAlive #SnarkTok

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#Trump Trump’s gone M.I.A.—hasn’t been seen since Wednesday. Speculation’s wild: Did he just vanish… or did hell finally RSVP? 👀🔥 #WhereInTheWorldIsTrump #MIAOrJustTired #HotSeatOrHotPlace #SnarkTok

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#Trump Trump’s campaign trail secret weapon? Adult diapers — because his policies aren’t the only thing full of crap. 💩🗳️ #DiaperDon #LeakInChief #SnarkTok www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6s9R54a/

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#Jesus If Jesus showed up for the Second Coming today, ICE would have him in cuffs before the sermon ended. ✝️🚔 #DeportingJesus #NotInMyName #SnarkTok

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

If we want to save lives bsky.app/profile/5nar...

29/8/2025, 3:12:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Save lives bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Save lives bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Save lives now bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Prove me wrong bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#GunControlNow

29/8/2025, 3:07:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

know its about control of the medication and how they can profit off that - get people sick then charge exorbitant prices for the vaccines

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

reading the same script from years ago - hey dropout, this happened in a church

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe she and Schumer could write a strongly worded letter

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol yeah Jesus Wick

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus says naaah bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#GavinNewsom Gavin’s already got the keys to heaven—no sweat, no drama. Trump? He’s checking the gates like it’s a 2024 ballot—‘No chance in hell!’ 😇🔥 #GavinWinsSpaceship #TrumpCantGetIn #HeavenOrBust #SnarkTok

29/8/2025, 5:37:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#MAGA Yes MAGA is that DUMB www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6pULf74/

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

this country is FUCKED bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

prove me wrong bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/5nar... PROVE ME WRONG

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#RFK

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

the MAGA mind is sick bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck you Magat bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoulda charged him with Salt and Batter with a Deli weapon

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/5nar... start calling them Abortion Machines

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#SaveTheKids #NoPostBirthAbortions Start calling gun control legislation as ‘Anti Post Birth Abortion’ maybe we get somewhere

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the 2A gods Demanding thier quota bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

LDL do your thang bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

The 2A gods need thier weekly quota bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

The 2A gods need to make Thier quota bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck that blood Sucking nazi

27/8/2025, 3:27:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social)

#GunControlNow Gotta start calling them Abortion Machines

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe just maybe some high ranking general wanted to protest the deployment for 'crime prevention' purposes and this is a way to do that - giving NG a community service role

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5nark Twain (@5narktwain.bsky.social) reply parent

the hero we are waiting for bsky.app/profile/5nar...

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