"I've started throwing laundry out the window."
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"I've started throwing laundry out the window."
Rest in peace, Graham Greene.
Is an SNL Weekend at Bernie's skit with guest hosts Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy over the line?
Reward for info on what he uses to pad the 🍄 part.
We could put up signs that read "Trump is denying me health care" wherever soldiers are raking. Soldiers could rake directly behind the signs.
This says it all.
I hear he's good at scattering rocket debris.
LOL. A backpack leaf-blower soldier would be a good analog to the flameflower soldier.
What if Americans could directly subsidize farmers through social media funding sites? The money could help them cover the costs mentioned in the TikTok. It would be a ton of money but the U.S. cannot let its farm industry collapse.
It fits the GOP's traitor as hero narrative.
But I prefer a text-based social media platform because voicing my outrage at the use of phrases like "adding an additional..." isn't as satisfying on a Big Video and Picture Slop site.
And higher average wages in non-RTW vs. RTW states.
One of my all time favorite films!
Can they get more?
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I’m serious. This REALLY infuriates me. @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @cnn.com Do your job. You failed to lift this up in 2024. If farmers are hurting, explain why and who is to blame. And remind Americans that we paid BILLIONS for Trump’s first tariff blunder. It’s so irresponsible to ignore this.
For context on top of this, you could ask employers why they require a college degree for a particular job, even when the applicant pool is really shallow/limited.
Thanks, Elie. This is the way.
Welcome to Stepford.
Brood bleccch. I hope her ass falls off.
He wants to leave guns out of the equation and blame constituencies he doesn't care about. When a white cis gender massacres people, pound the table and yell "inanimate object!" When anyone else massacres people yell "shooter was anti one of our constiuencies!"
In general, depends on alternatives and their platforms. If the alternative candidate held the same abortion view plus they promised to do things that restrict voting rights then I'd vote for the former.
LOL. Someone's mad she can't make a proper sourdough loaf.
I've had bullies say crap like that to me when I was in grade school.
I'm part of the problem, then.
More Q b.s. is on its way and this time with religious b.s., probably saying he's the 2nd coming of Christ.
Maybe project colored lights onto the xwalk at night, like was done on the Russian embassy.
I think she said moove.
Cheese cloth.
No E. Also, I believe the collective noun is "administration." An administration of dildos.
No. And no follow up questions!
Is that some sort of fascist march?
LOL. Ok. They should stop listening to their automechanics.
Stress about Vance.
In his mind an arm's length transaction, so, he'll allow it.
Carrying his burial suit?
Counterpoint: True.
He was probably just summoned to the mother ship.
Or maybe that "F*** Donald Trump" track.
And, while it requires approval, abortion is still 100% legal in Israel.
Dean Martin in Five Card Stud
And Gremlins
Dwight Yoakam in Slingblade Reba McEntire in Tremors
Purrfect choice.
I'm now so used to Trump supporters and apologists voting against their own self interest that I fully expect a 5-4 (liberals plus Roberts) decision in favor of Trump.
I think we know where things are headed. I cannot see how SCOTUS would rule against POTUS given their recent deference to presidential power.
Yet Homan talks like a punch drunk boxer. A paradox 🤔
It's why you'll occasionally see me seemingly wince in pain.
Would love it if Newsom showed video clips of crime and said "look what's happening in Speaker Johnson's district."
A direct hit!
Wait. I thought the GOP line was that therw are only two biological sexes: males and females. Mike Johnson, shouldn't you be asking about sex assigned at birth?
Be on the lookout for goods in packaging with phrases like "improved" or "new look." Cause, yeah, it looks smaller. The price will be the same or it will go up. My cynical reaction. I just hope whitehouse staff are hooked on coffee so they'll feel what tariffs mean.
National Institutes of Hell
Maybe "1 percentilers."
build a modern bridge over the Potomac River that would complete the express connection btw DC and Virginia, and thereby link the northeast corridor all the way to FL. I believe it'll be dedicated track, unimpeded by freight trains (currently a problem). Expect typical speeds well shy of 160 mph.2/2
The northeast corridor (and east coast in general) effort long precedes Duffy. This ball has been in motion for over a decade and, at least where I live, got a boost from the infrastructure legislation under Biden. I believe efforts have been made to claw back funds that would be used to 1/2
Or one specializing in hearts - UberBeats.
Unused?
I'm so confused!
Sure, let's surrender the votetanland to Trump and things will work out.
re: Alt tag, I think thposter image is of Karoline Leavitt, not Pam Bondi.
The murder of Trayvon Martin by George Zimmerman (it's my belief that Martin was the one standing his ground.) Add to these countless road rage incidents.
Mental illness is certainly a factor in mass shootings but it doesn't explain everything. Examples are innocent people being shot because they knocked on the wrong door. Stand your ground incidents like Horn murdering a thief in TX, TX car repossession murder, and
For all the right wing bitching about government employees being dumb and lazy, they're only qualification test is now CAN YOU FOG A MIRROR?
Could they make it a little smaller?
Go, Tom Clancy's Dog. Go!
Let the feds enforce it, then.
🔥 The Veteran Sit-In at Union Station is already breaking the regime’s grip. The Guard was posted there EVERY day—until today. Why? Because fearless vets schooled them: you don’t have to obey unlawful orders. You have a CHOICE. And today, they chose not to stand against the people.
Let me guess. Erik Prince is one.
Out: Charged with Felony assault In: Chard with Fennel-leaf assault
In case it helps anyone, I found the Permission Slip app from Consumer Reports to be helpful: Permission Slip by CR share.google/DUrFsIF3jFeI...
I'm afraid we'll own it, too.
Had lunch with former coworkers recently. They told me the organization is no longer hiring junior programmers because that type of work can be done by AI.
Yes, Byron Donalds, please run for governor of Florida. Can't wait for you to be unemployed.
Poor ice officers.
Roadkill Bob
A paradox when paired with the junior size jar of mayo.
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"Third Way is in the business of representing corporate interests within the Democratic Party. The point isn’t necessarily that Democrats win, but that the balance of power within the party tilts to the favor of big business." stringinamaze.net/p/is-activis...
A huge thing being done is the lawsuits by folks like @marcelias@bsky.social and normeisen@bsky.social. They're taking direct aim at the entities harming immigrants and citizens and they're winning in the courts. 2/2
A couple of things that I think are also critically important. The media is also either terrified of repercussions or they are complicit, so not everyone is getting the facts that might move them to act. 1/2
LOL. Farmers yield record bumper crops with this one cool trick.
It's because of the increase in the consumer proof index (CPI). You're no longer drinking in 2016 proof.
On the left, my warning from September 2024 about what Trump 2.0 would look like. On the right, recent headlines. I wish I'd been wrong. But because Trump is following a classic authoritarian playbook, it’s up to state and local governments to push back on this tyranny while it’s still possible.
Yes, the stakes here are large. Very large.
The gif needs updating to include more fire.
Nice. Keep 'em guessing, Tom.
Dogsplaining is entertaining.
Etiquette is completely gone.
And a Marine veteran. He should be mercilessly ridiculed for this.
“This is how Republicans talk about Democrats. A Democrat does something that has any hint of corruption or scandal about it, Republicans just assume that's true and then proceed from there. They don't sit there and say, Well, let's look at it the most favorable light.”
And I'm working on something new... on which more soon. 😇 If you want more of my writing direct to your inbox, I have a personal Substack, too. Thanks for being here. I won't stop fighting. I want my kids and yours to live in a peaceful, safe country with a shared reality. wiczipedia.substack.com
(We're waiting for a decision of our appeal against Fox, but I continue to receive big legal bills for the defensive actions I have to take regularly. By my math, my legal and security costs are somewhere in the $100k realm. If you can donate to my GoFundMe, it would be much appreciated.) 6/
I was subpoenaed by Jim Jordan's bogus investigation of the "weaponization" of government. I had a cyberstalker. I've been named in frivolous lawsuits. And my physical security has been changed forever. All driven primarily by Fox News. So I sued them. www.gofundme.com/f/help-nina-... 5/
Incredibly difficult. Shadows and light tend to be a bit too crisp in AI images.