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created November 28, 2024

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So in other words, a fraction of the amount a similarly sized contingent of Hispanic landscapers could do in half the time. Got it.

2/9/2025, 1:28:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Presidential Medal of Freedom is now worth two $1.00 chips from Trump's Atlantic City casino. Good times!

1/9/2025, 10:39:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Infantry troops aren't trained to do that and even MP units don't conduct investigations which is the mission of CID.

1/9/2025, 5:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nutlick sold his soul to the devil and will be remembered as a crank.

1/9/2025, 5:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since his entire life has been a lie, the inevitability of his death wounds his stunted ego.

1/9/2025, 3:11:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So 3X annual income tax revenue? Bullshit.

1/9/2025, 2:28:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tough but fair

1/9/2025, 2:18:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dowager empress

1/9/2025, 2:12:59 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep

1/9/2025, 12:16:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll give you two: Johnny and Edgar Winter, Beaumont, TX

1/9/2025, 12:08:38 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah well he can fuck all the way off

31/8/2025, 11:17:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hegseth is a mile wide and an inch deep

31/8/2025, 11:04:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's pretty obvious we have a lawless DOJ

31/8/2025, 10:54:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And by "project" you mean "pump and dump scheme"

31/8/2025, 10:44:50 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine how much better off we would be if Stephen Miller had done the same thing.

31/8/2025, 10:30:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not accounting for sweetheart stock deals.

31/8/2025, 10:29:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would love to see more of this about the ICE goon squad members.

31/8/2025, 10:22:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DOJ lawyers spending days in jail

31/8/2025, 10:09:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She forgot the "not"

31/8/2025, 2:50:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And by "standing today" I mean "mulched".

31/8/2025, 2:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One irrefutable stat: Gorka's Mustang has 4 cylinders.

31/8/2025, 1:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will the wedding be a soft target for Iranian drones launched from the mother ship moored off New Jersey?

31/8/2025, 9:50:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I yearn for the day when my DNI was competent and didn't post shit like this or anything else for that matter.

31/8/2025, 9:47:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're drunk and hungry at 2:00 a.m. in Baton Rouge it's OK

31/8/2025, 9:41:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're spending billions to soothe the fragile ego of Stephen Miller, who still thinks he shouldn't have to pick up his own trash.

30/8/2025, 8:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Demented criminal sociopath emerges from hiding to continue cheating at the game of golf. Film at 11:00

30/8/2025, 8:16:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recipe Tin Eats is my "go to" and it has a slider switch for metric units www.recipetineats.com

30/8/2025, 6:08:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun fact: Kennedy's sole expertise is philandering.

30/8/2025, 5:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The same demented criminal sociopath but old and tired.

30/8/2025, 4:03:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same BS response he made to Zelenski.

30/8/2025, 4:00:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty smart. No one would ever think to look for cops at a (checks notes) doughnut shop.

30/8/2025, 3:51:34 PM | 199 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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So 1.4 acres 3 inches deep.

30/8/2025, 3:46:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's running the Zelenski playbook

30/8/2025, 10:02:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just saw Trump down at Union Station tossing paper towel rolls to Iowa National Guardsmen!

30/8/2025, 9:27:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodnight Temu

30/8/2025, 9:22:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She wants to spend more time with the Navy's legislative affairs officer, I mean her family.

30/8/2025, 9:20:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What he is: Former heroin addict, half-ass lawyer, serial philanderer, nepo-baby, narcissist. What he isn't: Scientist, medical doctor, honest.

30/8/2025, 9:11:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In my world, this fascist creep's children live in cages.

29/8/2025, 10:46:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm betting on a massive AI bubble

29/8/2025, 10:28:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Assets" LOL!

29/8/2025, 9:59:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stone cold fact: The price increases will remain in place regardless of this ruling.

29/8/2025, 9:58:09 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fear he will be able to destroy American public health research and never be held accountable. Therefore, I hope he dies from a previously treatable disease.

29/8/2025, 9:48:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's no hillbilly that's for sure.

29/8/2025, 9:46:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um, he's 31 and only has two children. Low T beta male.

29/8/2025, 9:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With a voice like pennies in a Disposall.

29/8/2025, 6:00:41 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was before he started wearing eyeliner.

29/8/2025, 12:38:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cocothecat (@cocothecat.bsky.social) reply parent

It was eyeliner guy.

29/8/2025, 9:44:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a Peter Thiel puppet and a libertarian crank.

29/8/2025, 9:37:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither one of these guys can explain what Bitcoin is. But they do understand fees.

29/8/2025, 9:16:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of my friends and neighbors also control Delaware shell companies just in case they need to do something sketchy.

29/8/2025, 9:11:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for his obit

29/8/2025, 1:48:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Interesting. Now do a deep dive on how a demented criminal psychopath and his enablers are attempting a fascist strong man coup.

28/8/2025, 11:30:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude was literally on vacation for most of that time

28/8/2025, 11:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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File under "duh"

28/8/2025, 10:00:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone described this asshole's voice as pennies in the Disposall and now I think about that every time I see him speak.

28/8/2025, 8:37:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a scientist. Not a doctor. Former heroin addict. Current creatine/HGH user. Conspiracy theorist.

28/8/2025, 4:07:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are a day away from Trump adding TEMU gold leaf to every monument in DC.

28/8/2025, 3:12:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abolish FLETC.

28/8/2025, 1:20:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kennedy knows a lot about "social connections". Just ask his wife.

28/8/2025, 9:29:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creatine addict, former heroin addict, failed lawyer, serial philanderer, no expertise in science or medicine.

27/8/2025, 11:50:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Philandering former heroin addict and lawyer with no scientific expertise thinks he knows more than actual scientists,

27/8/2025, 11:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's too busy "cutting brush" to weigh in on strongman fascism.

27/8/2025, 10:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Philandering former heroin addict and current creatine addict with not background in either science or medicine is deciding what's "healthy".

27/8/2025, 10:51:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm telling these mayors to do what you're told or you'll wind up like Cricket.

27/8/2025, 4:31:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm betting on a recession by Q1 2026.

27/8/2025, 12:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be the death of AI.

27/8/2025, 9:34:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Windmills cause a philandering creatine addict to imagine he knows something about science.

27/8/2025, 9:31:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun facts: Trump can't drive a car and has never pour gas from a gas can.

27/8/2025, 9:24:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the North Koreans are embarrassed.

27/8/2025, 9:17:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Philandering environmental lawyer with no training in science or medicine announces next weird stunt.

27/8/2025, 9:09:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump announces new grift.

27/8/2025, 9:05:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um, did he just launch a BS drone attack?

27/8/2025, 2:36:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always listen to the pinhead who can't make his wife wet

27/8/2025, 2:30:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss John Ward a lot

26/8/2025, 10:03:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 9:55:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hearing this and tasting a little upchuck

26/8/2025, 9:53:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@politico.com what the fuck are you doing? Clearly not meeting the moment.

26/8/2025, 9:50:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spanberger is going to crush her.

26/8/2025, 2:07:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All being done by a former Lt Colonel (one of thousands) with no background in intelligence or high-level inter-agency coordination.

26/8/2025, 1:54:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want his obstructive heart disease to do its thing.

26/8/2025, 12:12:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Mark, as my Senator why not take the front line against strong man fascism?

26/8/2025, 12:11:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bald headed Nazi says what?

26/8/2025, 12:09:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Translation: The capos gotta kick up to the boss.

25/8/2025, 11:57:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Special Forces" LOL

24/8/2025, 10:53:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stand with Sandwich Guy.

24/8/2025, 7:46:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no Constitutional prohibition about Donald Trump having congestive heart failure but perhaps there should be. Jonathan Turley

24/8/2025, 7:06:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cocothecat (@cocothecat.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you sure about that bro?

Supreme Allied Commander Army General Douglas MacArthur signs the formal Japanese surrender during ceremonies on the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay, Japan, Sept. 2, 1945.
24/8/2025, 4:32:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither Ka$h nor Bingo are serious people.

24/8/2025, 4:30:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The couch fucker complains

24/8/2025, 12:17:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This guy is Mr. Obvious

24/8/2025, 12:17:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiding that right hand like he hid his real financial statements

24/8/2025, 12:00:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a schmuck

24/8/2025, 11:57:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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runs is doing a lot of work

23/8/2025, 7:50:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please let it be leprosy.

23/8/2025, 3:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And by "negotiated" I mean "extorted".

23/8/2025, 9:45:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if a lot of these night operations are just about racking up overtime pay?

23/8/2025, 9:41:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's on his way to the golf course again.

23/8/2025, 9:34:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's shorthand for Your Excellency

22/8/2025, 9:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything happening now is Trump directing and starring in a reality television show entitled "The Dictator". Strong man visuals, revenge plots, exacting tribute, and loyalists expressing fealty are some of the key themes

22/8/2025, 9:56:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much worse will it be after Kennedy weighs in with his "expertise"?

22/8/2025, 9:48:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view