This'll end well
This'll end well
Hasn't Laura Loomer's makeup crew turned the paint gun high enough yet?
No matter how much we want it, if Dawnie Two-Dolls is dying I can only imagine this is how Lucifer feels about it
Watch out for deployments on Lake Huron
His own voice wants nothing to do with him
Looks like Dawnie Two-Dolls's wishing for 1998
"Was never a threat to anyone but himself" "WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY WE HAD TO KILL HIM!!! ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING??"
Rudy and Stephen? Wonder if ol' Stevie ain't some "woods-colt" the Cryptkeeper dropped while at the Epstein ranch
Seriously, how can a "next door to a corpse" have any damned *interest*?? But, here we are...
So Rudy was assisting some poor, beleaguered, damsel in distress when out of the blue *whammo*? Who's buying this? Anyone? It's on sale, cheap?? Buehler?
Krusty knows *she* wouldn't still be standing if Dawnie Two-Dolls' gluteal grip strength was any less
Must be out of Adderall
Ecstatic?
If this stupid bint actually believes the fecal material falling out of his head we're beyond screwed Folks, THAT is straight up delusional thinking. The number of DOCUMENTABLE symptoms of psychological disorder for this fool is still going up! His death will save more lives than Louis Pasteur
Hope pupper has some good health insurance... a CAT scan followed by therapeutic deep tissue massage can get spendy
So what color smoke should we be looking for if he vapor locks? I suggest purple 'cause him dropping dead would be FAAAABBULOUUUSSS
The head shake after the BC picked up the leash translates to: "GET yo' dead ass back over here! You think I've got the time to be watching you *and* the human??"
It's not normal but it sure as the world has been pleasant
"Where's Shelley, David?"
Hard to take over the world when a bunch of highschool cow tippers are your greatest weakness
Where ever he's planted they're going to have to upgrade the drainage No one wants to see a urine swamp
Put this on a billboard across from Congress and one across from the White House that says "Where'd the Epstein files go, Dawnie?"
SHE doesn't understand it... Marsha may well be the 2nd least intelligent individual in government second only to the orange skidmark in the tighty-whities of society Although, that documented idiot (in the clinical definition of the word) Tuberville could give her a run for her money
Nighty-night Demented Dawnie!! Go to the light 😊
It was never about the country It was only about the c*** that he is "As long as he hurts people I don't like I'll bend over and ask for more"
Li'l Dawnie wants a reason to crack down As long as he doesn't get it he looks stupider than he did yesterday, but not as stupid as he'll look tomorrow when he *still* doesn't get it Don't give the stupid fuck what he wants
Hopefully this is the doc treating him
Can't swing a club w/ an IV in your arm
Seriously, there's no amount of money that would let the Cryptkeeper... Y'know? FFS, the dude's got one foot in a grave and the other on a banana peel, maybe she was hoping to push 'im over the edge Shouldn't take much... stiff breeze and a bottle of scotch? Maybe... and then
Somewhat Jewish, here Yup
And here's a-Bobby and a-Sissy to dance while we enjoy the internal harmonies of the wunnerful Hammond organ
Nope... That's the college football coach's school president's "stamp of approval" Dawnie had nothing to do w/ that post
"Breaking English" is gracious Dumbest fuckin' human being (and human is debatable) to ever speak our language Dawnie is an embarrassment to all Americans, even those who don't realize it
"KittenBox by Hasbro" From the folks that brought you the best reason to call in sick: "Catinlap"
"When I signed up I thought they said 'marching'!"
Kinda like a mixture of bullshit and brimstone don'tcha think?
The sofa king has a stance he'll willingly abandon so fast the roadrunner said "Dayum!"? Huh... who'd have thought it?
Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle!! That *looks* so good you hate to tear it apart to eat it!
They're "focus grouping" Dead Donnie being president in some messed up "Weekend at Donnie's" scenario That walking penis, Stephen Miller, is probably full body salivating at the notion
Back of house is ready, front needs continuing training and education
Wait until they call in the K9 Corps!
Looking forward to the day that arrogant little smirk gets removed
Keep calling it out and he won't be able to do it
That looks like one wild and crazy cat!!
Looking forward to the day MAGAt has a martyr
"You put this on me or caused it to be put on me. How lightly do you sleep? You're about to find out. "
Oh, praise Jeebus!!
First flip book seems to be a man forcing himself on a woman ??
Who is so f*****g stupid that you can see that it's raining chicken noodle soup (mmmmm, noodle soup.... dammit!) but you're pissed because it's not minestrone?? Who is so f*****g stupid that they'd willingly starve? A MAGAt Karen It's raining free energy but they want dead dinos Fools
Yep... Some of us saw this coming Others of us wanted to "make money right now goddammit the future be damned" Which one of those is happening now?
I. Need. To. Be. Chased. By. Kittens. 24. 7. 365. Most adorable "chase" nightmare EVER!!
Old Country *hores
Preach!
Translation : "I don't like it when they pick on me"
*That's* the best you've got Beav?? Ward and June raised you better than this...
"It's hard to win an argument with an intelligent person, it's impossible to win an argument with a stupid person"
As soon as someone uses the word "woke" in a pejorative sense everything else that comes out of their mouths sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher
"For your attention to this matter"
It's those dead mackerel eyes that get me
The. Most. Corrupt. Chief Justice. EVER!!! Leading the most corrupt Supreme Court in the history of the country
I certainly wouldn't bet that she's *not* at any odds given
Pamela "Quid pro Quo" Bondi-age, Stockholm Syndrome'd into being a member of the gang o' predators
Stephen Miller, the world's foremost authority on being an ambulatory male genitalia (w/ ears), is committed to research into foreskin restoration. When this tech has been perfected at least we won't have to look at his face and his voice will be muffled.
That's the part that really pisses me off, being lectured by some brainless, self-absorbed, arrogant, slitch that couldn't speak the truth if it jumped up and voluntarily crawled in her mouth She can fuck all the way off as far as I'm concerned
I don't understand why more of these kidnapped folks aren't snatching and grabbing at those masks. Unmask 'em and make 'em justify themselves personally. You're already going down for doing absolutely nothing, might as well get some of these ***holes ID'd in the process.
So, this gang o' predators is going to honor a traitorous slitch Seems about right...
Gee, I wonder why...
Very nicely executed!! People will complain about the degree of difficulty being low but when simplicity is performed with with this perfection
"I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD" "LEAVES WON'T FALL UNTIL IT'S COLD" "BUT THE SARGE, YOU KNOW HE LIES" "I'LL BE RAKING LEAVES UNTIL I DIE"
"Rakes ORDER ARMS" "Rakes PORT ARMS" "Rakes PRE-SENT ARMS" "RAKE!"
Pretty bird!!
No, no they do not #punchanazitoday
Not cool at all If she had just listened to the commands to "get back" and "leave the area" she'd still be alive Ashley Babbitt Her death is *her* fault
The only ICE this clown's relevance applies to is the ice he uses to cool the gravy he slurps all day Someone needs to teach that feller how to do a buffet pushaway
It's the first confirmation that being bitten by an animal confers that animals powers on the human making them a superhero RFKjr is now BRAINWORM He now has the worm's ability to "see" illness in children and "tunnel" his way through the obduracy of NO MEDICAL EDUCATION to reach where none can!!!
Congrats, now everyone at work thinks I'm having sequential seizures because I'm sitting here thinking "butt-snorkeler" and desperately trying to withhold the laughter that is perilously close to getting me labeled as the office "whack-a-do" TGIF
"Don't get your hopes up, Dave"
When literally everyone on the planet can see it but half a f****** country can't
She's just as vile as her mushroom shaped li'l buddy, Dawnie Whoever applies her makeup for her should do us all a favor and turn up the paint gun to about 1500 PSI That oughta do it
One large cup of squeeeeee please!
Please accept my condolences for your loss, I'm so very sorry There aren't any other words
OK... Where are the Epstein files?
No medical education (admitted), swims in feces (admitted), heroin addict (admitted), adulterer (admitted, Cheryl we need to talk), parasite ridden (admitted)
He's def trying to
Enabling Act Wonder what Dawnie Dementia will call it when he tries it?
Again, me hitting "like" for a GD capital T truth
But prayer *IS* action!! Gettin' knee-bound is gettin' w/ gawd and that takes ACTION to pray!!! Sorry 'bout them kids BTW... One of 'em shoulda been packin'
You don't have to search for the infinity rings when they're being brought to you in tribute
Because... Society has decided that genteel and polite is sophisticated Demented Dawnie and his toddler patrol have convinced a lot of susceptible people that punching down is "cool" 'cause it makes *them* feel strong If you're a MAGAt it's *all* about your feels, facts be damned
If reflective vests over camo isn't the perfect metaphor for this I don't know what is
people.com/national-gua...
Really?! Heather Honey?! I hate to be that petty, taking shots at her name, but with a name like that figured she'd be an OnlyFans acct I mean everyone knows Demented Dawnie only finds utility in a woman's appearance. Just look at Habba... she hasn't won anything, ever but he keeps *her* around.
Since prayer works, you silly slitch, how about you give us the number of children that would have been killed otherwise? You seem remarkably O.K. with the number of kids involved in this shooting, KKKaroline, what's the upper limit of dead kids that'll finally get your lazy ass to DO SOMETHING!!
Missed a "y" up there
With apologies to the James Gang "Just turn your prett head and...."
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