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Jeff Heisler

@jrheisler.bsky.social

Husband, Father, Grandpa, Software Developer, Actor, Director, Resident Scrooge Straight up JavaScript! Knicks, Packers, Yankees, Democracy Narrator of books https://linktr.ee/jrheisler

created November 28, 2024

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1/9/2025, 12:50:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 12:38:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From the Chuck Knodd school of both sides

1/9/2025, 12:37:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure, hahaha... He may never stand up again

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1/9/2025, 11:16:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 3:28:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:24:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 3:21:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 2:27:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now, he may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 2:24:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only it were a ham sandwich

1/9/2025, 2:20:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 2:13:25 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:11:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never sit up again

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1/9/2025, 12:56:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And apparently to be pro military state?

31/8/2025, 11:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He may never stand again

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31/8/2025, 11:26:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raddatz is surprisingly pro military state

31/8/2025, 11:24:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too busy hitting the T, and getting jacked

31/8/2025, 11:02:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy ordered to lay down

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31/8/2025, 10:58:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lay down Rudy

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31/8/2025, 10:22:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lay down Rudy

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31/8/2025, 10:05:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why you'll never see them tangle with Mehdi

31/8/2025, 8:05:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You misspelled Nazi. Gorka will always be a Nazi.

31/8/2025, 6:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They aren't serious people

31/8/2025, 6:33:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At that point, you end the interview

31/8/2025, 6:24:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weekend at Donnie's They're waiting for Labor Day, so they can crystalize the concept that Donnie is the labor president. Or rather was...

31/8/2025, 5:57:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do know Cory lewandowski wouldn't be carrying my bag if I wasn't DHS Secretary

31/8/2025, 5:52:35 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:41:55 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bowel moving...

31/8/2025, 2:29:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a real commitment. They look great!

31/8/2025, 1:43:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From humble beginnings

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31/8/2025, 1:24:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, what??? My lemon haze only takes 60 days in bloom. Damn, peaches take a long time.

31/8/2025, 1:19:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Peach pie in no time!

31/8/2025, 1:06:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Broken refrigerator

31/8/2025, 12:37:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thou doth protest too much

30/8/2025, 11:24:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, he's been in his share of meth labs

30/8/2025, 10:51:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should just call it what it is. White supremacy!

30/8/2025, 3:18:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a broken refrigerator

30/8/2025, 1:37:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sounds like a broken washing machine

30/8/2025, 1:12:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lock that fuck nut up!

30/8/2025, 1:10:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have built a ball room or two with that kind of money

30/8/2025, 12:02:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pro-tip: listen to the victims

29/8/2025, 11:59:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could have been us...

29/8/2025, 11:40:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I thought it was the dEMONCRATS who were the eugenicists

29/8/2025, 10:16:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to stand in the way

29/8/2025, 10:15:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if he practices those lies?

29/8/2025, 2:46:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a broken refrigerator

29/8/2025, 11:18:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a nice person. You've expressed warm feelings for Gutfeld... But my goodness, he's a real disingenuous jackass. We've watched them lose their minds over nothing while without a care dismissing obvious unconstitutional actions by trump.

29/8/2025, 1:17:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's the point. It's not transactions, not logistics...

29/8/2025, 1:03:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More heroin...

29/8/2025, 12:51:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sounds like a broken refrigerator

29/8/2025, 12:42:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty funny!!! youtu.be/UX-jHdWx7nw?...

28/8/2025, 6:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have none of them ever worked in a business? Have they never been in a staff meeting, any of them?

28/8/2025, 11:34:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will only vote for Democrats who run on impeaching judges!

28/8/2025, 11:21:18 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 3:37:45 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will be signs

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28/8/2025, 2:39:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then we'll see rates of 1500%, 2500%, numbers no one has ever seen before

28/8/2025, 2:16:04 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations! Don't forget about the rest of us

28/8/2025, 2:11:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's some stupid shit. Let's see how it plays out, as they hand the greatest healthcare system in the world to a decades long heroin addict with an odd prediction for deal animals. What did we have to lose?

28/8/2025, 1:45:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, half a billion down the alligator aushwitz

28/8/2025, 1:09:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone want to tell him what people say about him as he walks through an airport? Barefoot

28/8/2025, 12:52:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty obvious

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28/8/2025, 12:51:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh they lacked are the hoods

27/8/2025, 11:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever green

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27/8/2025, 11:47:46 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel the wave building

27/8/2025, 11:42:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bum wrap with extra Mayo!!!

27/8/2025, 11:39:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine thinking, that's how you do a staff meeting.

27/8/2025, 11:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 10:46:55 PM | 104 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't it odd that the shot is approved for the elderly and those that are sick but it's also a hoax? And will kill you.

27/8/2025, 9:34:22 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember it well. Hitler made a deal. Retired to Argentina, and died in the late 90s. Good times

27/8/2025, 9:14:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"And you don't have a tiny penis "

27/8/2025, 9:05:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama have entered the chat

27/8/2025, 5:37:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spray it all over him, like the piss video

27/8/2025, 5:25:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like none of them have ever even been in a staff meeting

27/8/2025, 5:14:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one in that room, including nutlick understands blockchain

27/8/2025, 5:13:39 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows NOTHING!!!

27/8/2025, 5:10:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:56:13 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:29:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the best way

27/8/2025, 2:28:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be sure to have used comic sans

27/8/2025, 1:39:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything is up for grabs!!!

27/8/2025, 1:33:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we sure we won't have to?

27/8/2025, 1:23:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will be signs

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27/8/2025, 1:20:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nutlick

26/8/2025, 10:44:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:37:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That wack job

26/8/2025, 6:23:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marco and Pete? 2 balls... Coincidence?

26/8/2025, 6:08:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By all means let the little Nazi speak

26/8/2025, 3:01:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. Here's a message from someone?

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