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Nigel Tufnel

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Logistics Coordinator - Helen Keller Relocation Inc. Former Rock God! 11 > 10 UAP Enthusiast. Full-time RVer. NO MAGA! Peace, Love and Granola! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny he should say that. In ufology, there is a belief that Earth is a prison planet for souls. Some story lines even has it that some of us are sort of political prisoners. I am NOT saying I believe this to be the truth.

1/9/2025, 1:37:59 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I am going to lose my mind when I hear Jennings say something to the effect that his health is a personal and family matter in order to excuse hiding the truth.

1/9/2025, 1:35:36 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

The final sentence even changed.

1/9/2025, 1:27:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, doesn't sound like Trump was my first thought.

1/9/2025, 1:18:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

That was the first thing I thought of.

1/9/2025, 11:48:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

AND former Mayor, come on now.

1/9/2025, 4:47:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

That is toilet paper and a T-shirt.

1/9/2025, 4:46:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

The first paragraph makes no sense. It doesn't belong. In fact, without it we would probably just accept the miserable fact the he survived a horrific accident. Seriously, who is stupid enough to think this was a good idea? What are they trying to get in front of?

1/9/2025, 4:23:51 AM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

We are headed towards WW3.

1/9/2025, 4:13:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA heads every where are exploding!!!!

1/9/2025, 3:38:58 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

1/9/2025, 3:33:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone remember Save the Children from Two and a Half Men? For some reason it comes to mind every time I look at her.

31/8/2025, 11:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

He thinks that because he has one foot in the grave.

31/8/2025, 11:09:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks good!

31/8/2025, 11:03:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Whatever happened, we weren't told. LOL

31/8/2025, 11:01:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL

31/8/2025, 10:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

No avo?

31/8/2025, 10:56:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Some moron was on the Sunday shows this morning stating that those stats can't be trusted and he doesn't agree. I can't remember who it was.

31/8/2025, 10:55:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

LMAO!!! There is ZERO reason for that first paragraph.

31/8/2025, 10:54:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Two of those men are leaders of countries that account for 50% of the world's population.

31/8/2025, 10:49:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

Paia, IYKYK

31/8/2025, 10:48:15 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL @ the idea that he will still be alive for the midterms.

31/8/2025, 10:46:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I need to go there.

31/8/2025, 10:43:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

There really is no reason to tell us about the domestic violence lady/

31/8/2025, 10:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Good!

31/8/2025, 10:40:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything Trump has done is Hitler 2.0. We can literally guess his moves.

31/8/2025, 10:39:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SuzyQ (@suzyqfit4u.bsky.social) reposted

A picture is worth a thousand words! This idiom has words, a picture, and it’s worth everything! Two criminals!

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31/8/2025, 9:16:29 PM | 521 407 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to know what's gonna happen when Priztker addresses it. This could be the start of a civil war. I am going to assume Prizkter is too smart to fall for that.

31/8/2025, 10:36:19 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Saddest part of the year!

31/8/2025, 10:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a Victron system on my RV and recently discovered that their software is open source. I am a techie and I have been playing around with keeping stats. One of the first take aways is, how is the planet not covered in panels? We could really dramatically clean up the air and quickly.

31/8/2025, 10:29:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

He is not looking good. Thank God!

31/8/2025, 10:15:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone was looking for hookers!

31/8/2025, 9:25:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is what they tell us it is.

31/8/2025, 4:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Toilet paper and a t-shirt, that is what we are looking at.

31/8/2025, 4:00:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Always a convenient excuse.

31/8/2025, 3:58:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I made it about 10-15 minutes and it was too boring.

31/8/2025, 2:52:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

Not everyone will get it but this is super funny!!! youtube.com/shorts/UgY2O...

31/8/2025, 1:21:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for happy as a clam.

31/8/2025, 12:49:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

What's up with the shirt for a sling? I call BS.

31/8/2025, 12:22:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I have to admit, I am still not OK with wanting someone dead. I really want to rise above it but I just cant.

31/8/2025, 3:02:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I worked there way back. Bld 31 in Redmond. I worked for a company called Placeware that was purchased. It became Microsoft Live. Around 2004.

31/8/2025, 3:01:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, hold on a sec. What are they going to do with the money they hold back?

31/8/2025, 2:59:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Must be why I am a Dem.

31/8/2025, 2:52:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. We are at the walker, weak heart, hard of hearing stage of RELEASE THE FUCKING LIST!!!

31/8/2025, 2:31:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

So, will the GOPedos in Congress stop him?

31/8/2025, 2:21:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Who wears it better?

31/8/2025, 2:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:40:44 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 9:19:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wait to hear what Fox has to say about all the revelry.

30/8/2025, 9:17:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Clever Kid!

30/8/2025, 9:17:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what is telling, alarming, suspicious? There is nothing on MSM about an of this. Three and a half hours of ass kissing with NO Kleenex but nothing on this.

30/8/2025, 9:15:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

LOL

30/8/2025, 9:04:53 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

We could really use a Fred Astaire recital on Lake Superior right now.

30/8/2025, 9:03:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

There is supposedly a lot of gold hidden in the hills of Kentucky.

30/8/2025, 9:02:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Every kid? Some of them are kind of brats.

30/8/2025, 8:58:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RIO LINDA MEX πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ¦ (@riolindamex.bsky.social) reposted

THEY KNOW

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30/8/2025, 12:22:24 PM | 133 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:54:45 PM | 333 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Jack Black's mini me

30/8/2025, 4:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

TRUTH!

30/8/2025, 4:01:26 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

It's our relationship with guns. It's the trivialization of them.

30/8/2025, 4:00:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to teach high performance driving and I would say this to students that fucked up.

30/8/2025, 3:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude on the left has raging case of morning wood!

30/8/2025, 3:51:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

This guy is amazing

30/8/2025, 3:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:13:26 PM | 6901 1605 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck! I made a shit ton of Guac!

30/8/2025, 2:24:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Tease!

30/8/2025, 6:36:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet drag queens are a close second, huh?

30/8/2025, 2:33:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paula- The Blue Warrior (@resist61.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 10:50:25 PM | 9 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

This has been the case for a very long time.

30/8/2025, 1:44:54 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Pure Evil!

30/8/2025, 1:39:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if you take the croutons off.

30/8/2025, 1:38:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve 52 NO KINGS (@radicalsenior52.bsky.social) reposted

29/8/2025, 11:15:43 AM | 15 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't really need Trump, now. If Trump passes in office, they have everything they need.

30/8/2025, 12:40:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa! Touch grass!

30/8/2025, 12:39:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

I wish I could pick the commercials I have to suffer through for five seconds before I skip them.

29/8/2025, 8:58:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, blame it on the weekend.

29/8/2025, 8:54:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chuck Schumer (@schumer.senate.gov) reposted

Fire RFK Jr. now.

29/8/2025, 5:13:45 PM | 3044 554 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

She would lose, hugely. She only got elected because of the MAGA cult movement anyway.

29/8/2025, 8:46:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I fear it only gets worse if he dies in office. Trump is a choke point for people like Miller and Kennedy.

29/8/2025, 8:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. One of the World's what?!

29/8/2025, 8:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

youtube.com/shorts/cwEA6...

29/8/2025, 7:53:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

This was just Johnson sitting there and telling lies in response to every question.

29/8/2025, 7:49:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

Happy Labor Day weekend!!!!! youtu.be/wi0Ye9qpmto?...

29/8/2025, 7:34:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Adorable!

29/8/2025, 7:20:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. The truth is what they tell you it is.

29/8/2025, 4:44:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

D, and E

29/8/2025, 4:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

Well, I guess it is mandatory for me. youtube.com/shorts/MyeRc...

29/8/2025, 4:16:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is what they tell it is!

29/8/2025, 3:46:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Republican Child Care Events.

29/8/2025, 12:44:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is what they tell them it is!

29/8/2025, 12:41:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

LOL

29/8/2025, 12:39:53 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Were you ever on Magnolia Beach, in Texas?

29/8/2025, 12:36:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes me want to grab a huge stack of corn tortillas.

29/8/2025, 12:34:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social)

Check out what Alanis says. youtube.com/shorts/KY9vj...

29/8/2025, 12:33:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF is wrong with these idiots? The stories of bounties must be true.

29/8/2025, 12:13:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't the stats show it is usually a close family member?

29/8/2025, 12:10:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I'm American so, maybe not a great sounding board, right now.

28/8/2025, 11:39:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

Que the Darth Vader theme

28/8/2025, 11:38:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I am shocked anyone thinks he can read at a high school level.

28/8/2025, 11:37:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nigel Tufnel (@illuminaughti.bsky.social) reply parent

I am thinking I will douse one in alcohol so it will burn longer and I can take a video of it. Use it as a fireplace video this Winter.

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