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Disabled veteran with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and ME/CFS I live in the state of Misery
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I think soldiers who go on this deployment deserve these tabs:
I too was very active over the weekend, reading skeets about his demise. Long skeets, and I think pretty poignant skeets.
Unfortunately, I am not too young for this.
I didn’t stop talking to my family because they’re conservative or because they voted the way they did. I cut them off because they’re ok with pedophiles and criminals and homophobia and Confederate “heritage” and all the other “values” that come with being conservative. Tolerated them for decades!
I failed to change a light bulb on a stepladder correctly in June and broke my leg. No more ladders for me!
St. Louis has more than double the murder rate of Chicago! Why aren’t we talking about invading St. Louis instead? I’d like Josh Hawley, Eric Schmitt, and Andrew Bailey to address this issue for us Missourians. Kansas City also has a higher murder rate than Chicago.
I took my daughter there in June and we both died. Her friend went with us and also died. I’m not sure if it was the food or the view from our hotel, but RIP all of us.
Diaper Genie bag too disgusting to carry downstairs.
Someone threw water on him and he’s melting.
🤞🤞🤞
I’m 54 years old and I’ve moved 50 times in my life. I somehow still managed to lug around a bunch of stuff from my childhood that didn’t come with the best memories. I finally let all that stuff go last year and it was a huge weight lifted. My favorite quote: The things you own end up owning you.
It’s just a bag from the Diaper Genie.
That is terrifying and I would have nightmares every night if I had to see that every day.
I need measurements in boulders or washing machines.
my doctor three years ago: you’re a mystery! I’m going to figure this out! my doctor today: 🤷🏼
Me pushing through it because that’s what they tell me to do.
That was my first thought too. Blind people are clickers!
Europeans are wild on holiday!
Probably species neutral as well.
Read the study? Why should I do that when it’s easier to just read one sentence on Twitter and form my opinion from that?
Both of my grandparents had brown eyes and my dad has blue eyes. Basic genetics of recessive traits. Much easier to solve in Paris Jackson’s case because her mother has blue eyes.
I searched for “political” in the paper and the word is in the paper ZERO times. It has to do with memory recall of negative experiences, not political behavior.
“GOOD NIGHT, EVEN TO THE LOSERS AND HATERS! MAGA!” This is more his style of post on a holiday weekend.
Please let the bed bugs bite!
Sounds like the DV victim’s husband or boyfriend tried to run him off the road by ramming the back of his car. I thought he was broke? Where did he get money for a security detail and a car and/or a car with a driver?
Was it one fractured vertebra or more than one fractured vertebrae? You can’t have “a fractured thoracic vertebrae” because that makes no sense.
Why would the first incident even be mentioned if it had nothing to do with the car accident? Why would someone ram the back of his car at high speed?
1. He’s not the mayor of anywhere. 2. His business partner is going to do what exactly to oversee his care? 3. Why are these people so weird?
Nope, sorry, but I’ll be sending a request for a mail-in ballot to my local county clerk’s office just like I have for many years now. And they will send me a ballot in the mail. That’s how this works. He doesn’t control county election authorities.
Kansas City and Columbia need to fight this. I really hope they do.
Pretty good? It looks amazing!
You must go, and report back to us with pics, if possible! Goats are the GOATs. 🐐
He did not write nor even dictate that post. It doesn’t even sound like him, it sounds like someone typed “give me a Truth Social post complaining about the limestone contractor at the White House” into ChatGPT.
A flag pole poll?
“Defacing manhole covers prohibited” It’s just going to a hundred signs before too long, blocking the sidewalk and crosswalk.
The links in the article are amazing and hilarious. 🧑🍳💋
In the Army, it would earn him one of these. We had some made in Kuwait and gave one to our most frequent sick call malingerer.
Did he get a boo-boo on the ICE playground?
They’re going to put up a sign that says “defacing signs prohibited” now.
I’ve seen people get irate about people drawing on the sidewalks with chalk. It washes away so I don’t understand the problem. The Pulse victims deserve a memorial and it’s gross that it’s not allowed just because of their sexual orientation. They were human beings!
My boss in the Army died in 2018 and someone hired the WORST bagpipe player on earth to play Taps at the graveside service. We were all trying to hide smiles and giggles, but we knew he would have laughed his ass off if he heard it. I’ve never laughed so much after a funeral.
E. All of the above
Me: ok, now is sleep My brain:
I need to go to the liquor store/fireworks store/smoke shop (that’s all one store here in Missouri) before the main event starts.
And after surviving like this, I hope he has the same ending as Hector.
Bluesky right now ...
I have an idea for a new golf cart design.
I’m going to tell the electric company that my $500 bill is fake news and I don’t have to pay it. Let’s see how that goes.
And to think I had to spend hundreds of hours watching commercials on AFN about waste, fraud, and abuse in the military, only for these guys in the National Guard to actually show everyone what waste, fraud, and abuse really looks like. Not mad at the NG troops, it’s not their fault.
They’re doing the work of the deported landscapers and fired National Park Service workers. Which was a lot cheaper and more efficient, I’m sure. I spent 10 years in the National Guard and I never once stayed in a hotel. Tents, Seahuts, vehicles, barracks, or even the GROUND. Not a hotel.
You don’t have to shave for a lobotomy though. Fingers crossed!
I haven’t thought about defragging in years! I totally forgot that was a thing.
Or the doctor wants to prescribe a mild pain reliever and is required to drug test you for completely unrelated illegal drugs before you can get the prescription.
I’m kind of glad that they’re going to be responsible for lowering the average life span in the US. I don’t want to live amongst religious wackadoodles and their spawn.
“Grandma died lol”
BRB, going to call my doctor and tell her I'm overburdened with mitochondrial challenges and see what she has to say about it. I'm so glad I have an appointment with my psychiatrist next week. I might need to see him more often if things keep going like this.
I love how it says “American Workers First” but he had all the workers fired and now has the military doing the trash pickup and landscaping.
Yeah, I don’t know how we go up against the cops in their mine-resistant ambush protected (MRAP) tactical vehicle that the federal government loaned to our local PD.
I’d do it just for the money for bail.
I would like to invite people who say I haven’t tried hard enough to come check out my boxes and drawers and storage tubs full of medications, supplements, and medical devices. And then read my 1500 pages of medical records. If I had money I’d try many more things to get better.
Please, no. That’s way too close to where I live and we don’t need more of these assholes here.
In order to apply for federal jobs now, including National Park Service, you have to swear allegiance to Trump and praise him and his executive orders in an essay portion of the application. I also noticed they’re hiring 1039 hour temporary custodial workers instead of full time permanent workers.
Maybe we should stop burning flags and just light Matt Walsh (and the rest of the wingnuts) on fire. 🔥
The future belongs to the children or some shit, idk
My NCOIC in the Army taught me how to do a trach with nothing but a pocketknife and an ink pen.
Cue the old tweet. There’s always an old tweet.
I just took my 18 year old and her friend to Chicago in June. It was a complete hellhole! We walked around downtown, had some Italian Beef, went to a concert, and drove all over town to go shopping. Stayed in a hotel with a horrible view of the skyline. It was brutal but we survived somehow.
How do you murder “something”? He’s really struggling to string together a coherent sentence with one word that has two meanings. 😂
Whatever a black hole smells like. Missouri.
I didn’t know that was an option!
I loved that show! I wish it hadn’t been cancelled.
There’s never been a more appropriate time for this meme that I’ve had for 20 years now.
I still have a Korean MRE that they gave me back in 2004. They gave me two but I only ate one of them and it was hard to believe it was an MRE! It says it expired in 2005 but I bet it would still be better than any of the “food” in American MRE’s.
I miss being in the Middle East because the food was amazing. I was stationed at an airbase with a lot of countries represented and the Italians set up a pizzeria. The best chow hall was the South Korean one next to their hospital. And the local made felafel is something I really miss.
This is a playground. I’d like to see him low crawl in the mud a foot below barbed wire. Or carry a 200+ pound casualty on a stretcher over that wall. Or extricate a patient from a crashed helicopter in 100 degree heat in July. I knew DHS was lowering ICE standards but this is ridiculous.
People in Joplin think that Olive Garden is Italian food and my MAGA family will only eat at places like Chili’s or Cheddars. My parents went to Hawaii and went to Outback Steakhouse. This IS their heritage and culture. They won’t touch ANY Mexican, Thai, or anything they consider unAmerican food.
Same, except from a town of 910 in NE Kansas and moved to Joplin in 1985. Joplin is one of the biggest towns I know of with small town hillbilly attitudes. We have 6 Walmarts and 3 Chick-fil-A’s for a town of 50K. 🤣
I don’t think having a convicted sex trafficker saying they like you is a good thing. But of course she likes him, he helped her recruit girls for Epstein.
The same people who complain that people don’t talk to each other anymore face to face are the ones who want Ai to manage their social lives.
I already feel like I’ve had my head in a blender, might as well make it a reality.
My brain is the SNES Beavis and Butthead cartridge. Impossible to figure out, probably trash. Blowing on it does absolutely nothing. Throw it in the bin!
Gross. My former stepson is into this weird anime porn stuff and he’s been in prison for over 8 years for child molestation and sodomy. Disgusting pedophiles!
The $1 loaf of fresh baked Italian bread is now $1.46. It’s been $1 for years and now all of a sudden it’s gone way up.
