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The local newspaper of record, The Union Leader, tells a somewhat different story. Odd. 🤔 www.unionleader.com/news/safety/...
They're soaking him in Lenin's special "preservation" bath over the long weekend?
Unspoken by DJT's handlers, but understood: "And leave the womenfolk home, in the kitchen. No need getting them involved. Unless she lets you fill in her ballot. As she should."
The local news source provides a somewhat different take: www.unionleader.com/news/safety/...
I prayed that someone will discover the truth regarding that very iffy accident story. Driving his own rental car? Rendering aid to a female? Nahhhhhhhh. Nope.
Is the that notorious "jerk" dance? No way that's allowed down there. Even Hell has standards.
Rudy was driving a rental, got flagged down by a female domestic violence victim, "rendered aid", and then his car was rear-ended at a high rate of speed. Not weird at all.
I was nowhere near Rudy or his car. And I have an alibi.
Hey, Doll Hands! If you start seeing a white light, walk straight into it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Of course he did. The Art of the Gouge.
Nothing to see here. Move along. Yeah... not buyin' it.
I do know... that Kristi is an idiot.
As a decades-long Red Sox fan, I mean this with all my heart: Put down your Kool-Aid and STFU, you stoopid idjit.
Some smarty pants knows how to use the copy/paste function for those icons. No Sharpie art required.
Watch out, Aruba; you're next. Also Curaçao and freakin' Bonaire.
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I know, right? Hatred, bigotry, and idiocy -- the trifecta.
I don't care *who* props up JD. He will melt under the spotlight and fail all challenges by opponents who do not fear him. I hope he and Little Marco get into a slap fight. I hope RFKJr slithers into a swamp and takes Miller with him. I hope every incumbent R in Congress gets voted out.
Maybe all this misguided handpicking is what's causing the bruises. 🤝
"No impeding traffic" Because there are *so many* times I've had to take a detour when kids with chalk were jamming up the sidewalks and roadways. 🚧🚷 Be better, Florida. Hell, be *something*.
Well that certainly seems to be an... uhhh... unimpeachable source. ⛳️
Miller really is evil personified. There's no dementia, no confusion, no misunderstanding. He damn well know knows that he's selling destructive, dangerous lies, and he's reveling in it. Repulsive little scum.
"You see that? You see? Every single one of them. Dead as a door nail."
Imagine working at an agency where Kristi Noem is the top... uhh... dog. 🤦🏼♀️
They test marketed a "Oh my goodness...(chuckle)...I was kidding!...(chuckle chuckle)...just some homespun farm humor!...(tee hee)" It didn't sell. 🤷🏼♀️
He already has them picking up trash in DC.
Yup. It's one of those "Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it" kinda things. I'm sure mayoral candidate Josh Kraft will send a sternly worded letter to DC.
And f**k the employers, as well. The state didn't make earned sick time *illegal*, it's just not mandatory. Decent companies would have kept it in place. Zeroing out the earned balance is a shitweasel move, as well.
I'm 99% sure he doesn't know what SSRI stands for what an SSRI actually does. He probably doesn't think clinical depression is a neurological malfunction, either.
Is that higher on the meter than "vexed"? Is she actually clutching a string of pearls?
And the word "attention" is doing some serious heavy lifting here.
Did you thank him. You get nowhere without The Thanking. Also, necktie.👔
"We were hoping to watch you spontaneously combust or be struck by lightning, Congressman."
Good. She's useless. Maybe she'll send a sternly worded letter to her constituents.
I'm under the impression that the current incarnation of her *is* AI.
I guess I'm boycotting Cracker Barrel. Easy, since I've only been there twice, about 25 years ago. Side benefit: Almost zero chance of encountering James Woods.
He was the only one I had a smidgen of respect for. Adios to that.
An utter *dangerous* fool with no guardrails. Heaven help us all. 🤦🏼♀️
It's truly sad. The history and the monuments and buildings are so impressive. I've loved visiting. Now it's a focal point of embarrassment.
I really do believe in karma, or divine retribution, or whatever you want to call it. Eventually something creeps up and evens the score. These scumbag, spineless, soulless a-holes have a helluva beat-down reckoning waiting out there.
OMFG. I wish Abe would rise from the grave and go kick some ass.
I've also read that. So much dysfunction (and unused space) in that tiny brain.
That's a totally reasonable conclusion. And it would be so easy to have an attending medical professional state that. The whole thing woud become yesterday's news. But nothing can be upfront and truthful (or at least believable) with this gang.
Well, THAT's popping into my nightmares sometime soon. 😱
So true. We're left to wonder, "If it's no big deal, why the (hideously bad) effort to hide it? And stop with the too-much-handshaking BS."
And *only* Pete. He'll jump ugly on anyone trying to cut into his weekend's supply.
He's already far too offensive. No need for an increase.
Too classy. This is a frozen pizza and diet soda crowd.
I miss Norm Macdonald.
That hand looks bloated. They need to dial back on the embalming fluid infusions.
He's missing a big opportunity to do the Michael Jackson glove look.
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It's almost like no one wants to be under surveillance and grabbed by ICE because they're outdoors ordering foreign food or holding their forks weird. But it's safe to walk to the store and buy a newspaper 🗞️ , so 👍🏻 🙄
Bondi. Pam Bondi.
A fellow Bluesky'er noted that this administration looks like the cast from a Mel Brooks movie and picked Marty Feldman to play (of course 😂) Kash Patel. It immediately brought to mind Teri Garr as Pam. Who else fills out the cast? Ideas?
And by that I mean, don't let the door hit ya...
They're all Sargeant Schultz.
Honestly, which one of his loathsome writers thinks "Thank you for your attention..." is a "normal" way to close these missives?
And, of course, he's lived 79 years without having to do the vast majority of ADL's, so it would kinda be limited to eval of bathing, dressing, and toileting. I would LOVE to see him do the visual stuff: draw interlocking squares, face of the clock... ⏰
Oh, absolutely.
Not just a hat, but a cheapass baseball cap with its nauseating ALL CAPS message. Keepin' it classy.
Perfect! Fill out the cast with Teri Garr as Bondi and/or Leavitt, Peter Boyle as Doll Hands, Gene Wilder as 🧐...
Where's the denigrating tweet referring to Judge Williams as a "nasty woman"?
Just can't stop being a speaker. Shush, Kevin. 🤐
That's how I got most of mine. It's a delightful surprise.
So, it's kinda the inverse of lowering COVID deaths because you stop counting? Right. Sure. Got it.
Parolees *have* to panic. Staying away from the criminal element is right up there with no firemans. Keep 500 ft. from Felon 47.
I certainly hope not. Years of fast food, sedentary lifestyle, and boiling temper has to take a toll. If only he drank, dammit. ~crosses fingers, toes, eyes...~
Nothing about him has appeal. Ooops... sorry. Wrong interpretation of the word.
I'm sure that's what the phone call to Daddy Vlad was all about. "Tell them to invade us, then we can destroy them and claim it was justified defense." * cues the circus music * 🍊 🤡
Another heinous woke action making the country Less Great. 😂
It'd be a damn shame if that Rolex fell in a 5-gallon bucket of paint. Hilarious, too.
Maybe they were hoping for a spelling update to "Crackkker"?
Is this Junior's attempt to be relevant? Or is he secretly craving a chicken fried steak?
And how will this affect Uncle Kracker?
Or (just guessing here) barrels.
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you! This is too damned funny.
And, I'm sure, they have complete intel on the increasing severity of his numerous health issues, including the measurable progression of cognitive impairment. They know how likely it is that he keels over before 2028. That timer is ticking.
It's almost like he is not the genius he's purported to be. Weird. 🤔
It's the only way he's gonna learn.
Pssst... JD. You see that bus over there? Prepare to be thrown under it. Have fun!
If fomenting war makes you a hero, then yeah. Pin a medal on him or something. 🙄
Yeah... no. I ain't buying the humble pie BS he's trying to sell. Somebody wrote that for him and he was actually able to memorize it -- or read from flash cards. The 2 Corinthians know it, too.
I'm old enough to remember, as a kid, reading about a future filled with solar and wind energy, massive recycling... Then I got older and learned about big oil, politics, and who controls the narrative. 😖
I looked at Macron's hands and thought he had a brick behind his back, ready for throwing. Oh well.
Twice, eh? Good on them for confirming, "Yeah... no. We meant it the first time. Get lost."
I mean, Barr was looking in his bathroom medicine cabinet, so yeah. Nada. Case closed.
And basically everybody else in the Cabinet. The Ultimate Fighter vibe with these two, though, is especially nauseating.
Good for him. And fk them. He's fighting for the survival of his free nation while the "cradle of freedom" repeatedly screws him over. Ukraine has a true leader. We've got a senile evil dictator.
Yes, "deal" certainly does belong in quotation marks. The past 7 months have been the longest 2 weeks in history.
Just like the border between the USSR and Western Europe was called the Velvet Curtain? 🙄
The NFL is going Blue?!?!? The horror! The horror! ~ runs away, clutching pearls ~
Yes. And basketball and baseball. And only pale foreigners in soccer.
