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Russian Blues are just pricks.
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Russian Blues are just pricks.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Dear god! The Republic is doomed!!!
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Quibbling: He thinks he bought the state.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
My bright line for "evil" is deliberately doing harm to a child. This qualifies. Just about everything this "administration" is doing qualifies. (And keep in mind just how much of showing their "toughness" involves targeting children.)
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Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm old enough to recall one of the points made by recruiting ads was that joining the military was a good way to learn a trade. So...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Invasion" is a good word. So is "secession." If specific cities and states are going to be treated as enemy territory, then in a very real sense the Union has already been voided.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
"riots and violence"???? Christ, we couldn't even throw a half-decent sandwich!
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I think "implicit" is clear, though. We should all be able to agree that the Founders absolutely would have given the president that authority if only they had known that the office would be filled by someone as supremely awesomely awesome as Donald Trump. (Snark now; a 6-3 SC ruling soon.)
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Rolling Stone called this movie the sequel to The Rocketeer [also directed by Johnston] that you didn't know you needed.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Chris Evans cannot be praised enough for bringing that character to life. To make a character that-too-good-to-be-true as believable as he did is one hell of an accomplishment.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I seem to recall that was one of the throwaway Kilgore Trout plots in Breakfast of Champions. Minus Mar-a-Lago, of course.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I do know that KKKristi Noem and Donald Trump should both go fuck themselves. Signed, A Guy In Los Angeles
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Can confirm
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
October surprise, anyone?
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's because there's mass money to be made off mass shootings. The doom of this country will come down to this: that decency could not be viewed as profitable.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't recall his name. Student Teacher in 8th grade history who told the class that generals tended to make lousy presidents. First time history was presented to me as something other than memorizing dates.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I took it as snark. But you never can tell these days.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
...because all the money still was not enough for them.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Republicans" and "protect public health" are diametrically opposed concepts.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
...and prone to tearing up paper for no reason.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
It is also possible to understand sarcasm.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
JK Galbraith: "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Fiscal conservativism" has always been code for "no money for black people." They have a lot of codes for that, actually.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Christ! If an op-ed won't do it, I don't know what the hell else we can even try!
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Slightly off topic. Wife watches all those British murder shows, and I can't stop thinking of this Clash lyric: "Yankee detectives are always on the TV Those killers in America work seven days a week" Oh yeah? Check your own quaint market towns, pal. It's a friggin bloodbath out there.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
Not so sure. But I will grant it's the greatest shark movie after Citizen Kane.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
While they're at it, they could put up a statue of Benedict Arnold at West Point.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
An accurate summation.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Libertarianism, n. - A philosophy some people adopt once the roads have been paved.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Marshall Crenshaw showing up as a meter reader in The Adventures of Pete & Pete. That show also features appearances from Michael Stipe and Iggy Pop.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
I sure do miss her.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Some serious recessive genes in that family.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude doesn't even qualify for a Nobel Hairpiece Prize.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Seconded!
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll have voted for a dictatorship 6-3
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I would, but right now I've gotta beat the clock.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say so. Dred Scott, egregious as it was, had at least some basis in a Constitution that countenanced slavery. But there is nothing in the Constitution that countenances a de facto king. Even the most cursory reading shows the opposite.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not gonna happen. That means the ball is in your court. What are you going to DO?
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya gotta consider that the Right People make money off school shootings.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Golddiggers are hungry guys
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't those guys have high-pressure hoses? And maybe some axes???
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Except for the fact that none of that is true, he's 100% right!
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm only kidnapping people. He's wiping them out."
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
If that's not the title of a one-act play, it should be.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance will have to do something extra fascistic to demonstrate his bona fides to both his backers and the MAGA base. More tanks in cities, for starters. Maybe widespread arrests of judges & blue state governors. Maybe ICE starts rounding up African-Americans. (You know they want to do that.)
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty good movie, though...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
That is to say, I'd find my observation verified by more informed sources than I. Grant was a pretty cool guy - mostly. If I was offered a chance to hang out with any historical figure, he'd be my choice.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
A thing I picked up reading history was, Lee is a "great general" even though he lost his war, while Grant and Washington are not-great generals even though they won. Washington, of course, evolved on the question of slavery. Grant - well, we know. All part of the "Lost Cause", I'd later learn.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
This was a fixture of the cut-out bins during my formative years. This particular label lost their deal because they couldn't come up with an eight hundred dollar royalty payment. Consequently, these "Beatles" were never heard from again...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
You misspelled KKKristi...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, of course. We can't run the risk of universal healthcare benefitting Those People. That would make Baby Jesus cry.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got my fingers crossed for a somewhat less soft secession.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
A folk hero deserves a folk song... www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OO...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
If recent history is any guide, that Democratic POTUS will have two years before voters decide it's "time for change" and saddle him with a Republican majority in one or both houses of Congress.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a mistake. Enemy action. How much are you getting from Putin to be this ineffectual?
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we're at 44 years and counting, so I'm not holding my breath.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, he did not specify which war they would be warfighting.
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Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd be willing to bet Dowd has no idea AC/DC is a band...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
In Schumer's case, Freedom's just another word for "Can I still use the gym?"
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Your comment is extraneously superfluous. Also, too --
Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Literally the reason the Federal Reserve exists is to make monetary policy decisions without “input” from elected officials. That’s why it’s there.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be nice.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
He seems like the kind of guy who'd chuckle at the end of Old Yeller.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
While there is much to hold against Eisenhower, there is also much to admire him for.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
As someone who did stand up in the 80s, the most accurate parts of Seinfeld for me were the cringe scenes with Kenny Bania. I knew at least half a dozen Kenny Banias.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
Waiting for Hakeem Jeffries to tell the President of Portugal that he needs to focus more on kitchen table issues...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
JD doesn't have to command the cult, as long as the folks bankrolling all of this can command him.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell of a way to update the Trolley Problem...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Quibbling, but I think we have moved beyond mere cruelty. We're at outright sadism now.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I clicked the little heart, but I can hardly say that's a like. We need a button to indicate "I find this every bit as infuriating as you do."
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I was working on the animated X-Men when he passed. Our producer @larrytoons54.bsky.social went to Fox to get an "In Memory Of" credit on the episode that was delivering next. We also worked him into the audience of the Mojo Vision episode.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved that scene because it makes perfect sense mythologically. Diana is from a race of warriors, and if you think about it Batman is the purest warrior in the JLU. A guy with no powers who can go toe-to-toe with virtual demigods without flinching? Of course she'd pick up on that.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
And, of course, the bestest way to be sure you've won is if you can clearly see how many other people lost.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
The rich, ironically, have no idea of the value of a dollar. They've never had to decide between food and rent, between utilities and medicine, between the phone bill and shoes for the kids. It's just scorekeeping for them. So another 13K points is a win - and that's all that matters.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
All those people who got a D+ in high school biology can finally feel vindicated.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
Can you think of another bright orange predator, boys and girls? I bet you can...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
That... would have been better.
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Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya know who else, surprisingly, really gets a key thing about Superman? Jerry Seinfeld. Those lengthy American Express ads he did with him palling around with Superman hit on an essential aspect of the character - that he IS someone you'd want to just hang around with.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that was my takeaway as well.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, too, vaccines are all sciencey. Science tells us there is no such thing as race. That can't possibly be (permitted to) true - so science is just going to have to go. All of it.
Peter Morley ♿️ (@petermorley.bsky.social) reposted
Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money, an EARNED BENEFIT!
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking there should be a class action suit against her family to get that 5 million back...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
If we're taking requests, my best friend committed suicide on September 22 and I'd appreciate something else to commemorate on that date.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
I would start a band called "Mitochondrial Challenges" but it would have to be a prog-rock group and I'm not that good.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
Accurate
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, your kids can also be gunned down at the mall. Or at a concert. Or at the grocery store. Or in a park. Or...
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
We should do like Star Trek: "You were just killed in a mass shooting. You have 24 hours to report to the disintegration chamber."
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Every fascist movement needs its own Horst Wessel.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
But... is that a kitchen table issue???
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)
No notes.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Respectfully disagree. What they are after is too many bodies to even be counted.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course, the studio was never going to bill him as "Jacob Krantz."