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Kurt Weldon

@kurtweldon.bsky.social

Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.

created October 6, 2024

2,100 followers 251 following 8,208 posts

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Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Russian Blues are just pricks.

31/8/2025, 7:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear god! The Republic is doomed!!!

31/8/2025, 7:44:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Quibbling: He thinks he bought the state.

31/8/2025, 7:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

My bright line for "evil" is deliberately doing harm to a child. This qualifies. Just about everything this "administration" is doing qualifies. (And keep in mind just how much of showing their "toughness" involves targeting children.)

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31/8/2025, 7:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:08:16 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:19:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm old enough to recall one of the points made by recruiting ads was that joining the military was a good way to learn a trade. So...

31/8/2025, 5:57:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

"Invasion" is a good word. So is "secession." If specific cities and states are going to be treated as enemy territory, then in a very real sense the Union has already been voided.

31/8/2025, 5:54:51 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

"riots and violence"???? Christ, we couldn't even throw a half-decent sandwich!

31/8/2025, 5:47:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I think "implicit" is clear, though. We should all be able to agree that the Founders absolutely would have given the president that authority if only they had known that the office would be filled by someone as supremely awesomely awesome as Donald Trump. (Snark now; a 6-3 SC ruling soon.)

31/8/2025, 5:45:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Rolling Stone called this movie the sequel to The Rocketeer [also directed by Johnston] that you didn't know you needed.

31/8/2025, 5:38:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Chris Evans cannot be praised enough for bringing that character to life. To make a character that-too-good-to-be-true as believable as he did is one hell of an accomplishment.

31/8/2025, 5:36:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I seem to recall that was one of the throwaway Kilgore Trout plots in Breakfast of Champions. Minus Mar-a-Lago, of course.

31/8/2025, 5:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

If so, another thing Philip K Dick called.

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31/8/2025, 5:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I do know that KKKristi Noem and Donald Trump should both go fuck themselves. Signed, A Guy In Los Angeles

31/8/2025, 5:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Can confirm

31/8/2025, 1:06:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

October surprise, anyone?

31/8/2025, 12:40:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:29:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because there's mass money to be made off mass shootings. The doom of this country will come down to this: that decency could not be viewed as profitable.

31/8/2025, 12:26:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't recall his name. Student Teacher in 8th grade history who told the class that generals tended to make lousy presidents. First time history was presented to me as something other than memorizing dates.

31/8/2025, 12:22:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I took it as snark. But you never can tell these days.

30/8/2025, 11:21:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

...because all the money still was not enough for them.

30/8/2025, 11:16:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

"Republicans" and "protect public health" are diametrically opposed concepts.

30/8/2025, 11:14:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

...and prone to tearing up paper for no reason.

30/8/2025, 5:20:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

It is also possible to understand sarcasm.

30/8/2025, 5:10:20 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

JK Galbraith: "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."

30/8/2025, 4:50:29 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

"Fiscal conservativism" has always been code for "no money for black people." They have a lot of codes for that, actually.

30/8/2025, 4:46:35 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Christ! If an op-ed won't do it, I don't know what the hell else we can even try!

30/8/2025, 4:34:34 PM | 71 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Slightly off topic. Wife watches all those British murder shows, and I can't stop thinking of this Clash lyric: "Yankee detectives are always on the TV Those killers in America work seven days a week" Oh yeah? Check your own quaint market towns, pal. It's a friggin bloodbath out there.

30/8/2025, 3:47:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

Not so sure. But I will grant it's the greatest shark movie after Citizen Kane.

30/8/2025, 3:43:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

While they're at it, they could put up a statue of Benedict Arnold at West Point.

30/8/2025, 3:41:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

An accurate summation.

30/8/2025, 3:37:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Libertarianism, n. - A philosophy some people adopt once the roads have been paved.

30/8/2025, 3:35:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Marshall Crenshaw showing up as a meter reader in The Adventures of Pete & Pete. That show also features appearances from Michael Stipe and Iggy Pop.

30/8/2025, 2:12:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

Random comic book panel...

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30/8/2025, 1:14:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

I sure do miss her.

30/8/2025, 12:57:34 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Some serious recessive genes in that family.

30/8/2025, 12:42:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude doesn't even qualify for a Nobel Hairpiece Prize.

30/8/2025, 12:40:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Seconded!

30/8/2025, 12:39:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll have voted for a dictatorship 6-3

30/8/2025, 12:34:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I would, but right now I've gotta beat the clock.

29/8/2025, 11:56:30 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd say so. Dred Scott, egregious as it was, had at least some basis in a Constitution that countenanced slavery. But there is nothing in the Constitution that countenances a de facto king. Even the most cursory reading shows the opposite.

29/8/2025, 11:49:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Not gonna happen. That means the ball is in your court. What are you going to DO?

29/8/2025, 11:43:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya gotta consider that the Right People make money off school shootings.

29/8/2025, 10:37:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Golddiggers are hungry guys

29/8/2025, 10:35:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't those guys have high-pressure hoses? And maybe some axes???

29/8/2025, 10:05:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Except for the fact that none of that is true, he's 100% right!

29/8/2025, 10:04:45 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm only kidnapping people. He's wiping them out."

29/8/2025, 9:51:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

If that's not the title of a one-act play, it should be.

29/8/2025, 9:48:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance will have to do something extra fascistic to demonstrate his bona fides to both his backers and the MAGA base. More tanks in cities, for starters. Maybe widespread arrests of judges & blue state governors. Maybe ICE starts rounding up African-Americans. (You know they want to do that.)

29/8/2025, 8:23:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty good movie, though...

29/8/2025, 8:09:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

That is to say, I'd find my observation verified by more informed sources than I. Grant was a pretty cool guy - mostly. If I was offered a chance to hang out with any historical figure, he'd be my choice.

29/8/2025, 8:08:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

A thing I picked up reading history was, Lee is a "great general" even though he lost his war, while Grant and Washington are not-great generals even though they won. Washington, of course, evolved on the question of slavery. Grant - well, we know. All part of the "Lost Cause", I'd later learn.

29/8/2025, 8:08:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

This was a fixture of the cut-out bins during my formative years. This particular label lost their deal because they couldn't come up with an eight hundred dollar royalty payment. Consequently, these "Beatles" were never heard from again...

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29/8/2025, 7:21:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

You misspelled KKKristi...

29/8/2025, 7:17:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, of course. We can't run the risk of universal healthcare benefitting Those People. That would make Baby Jesus cry.

29/8/2025, 7:16:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got my fingers crossed for a somewhat less soft secession.

29/8/2025, 7:15:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

A folk hero deserves a folk song... www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OO...

29/8/2025, 6:17:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

If recent history is any guide, that Democratic POTUS will have two years before voters decide it's "time for change" and saddle him with a Republican majority in one or both houses of Congress.

29/8/2025, 5:29:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a mistake. Enemy action. How much are you getting from Putin to be this ineffectual?

29/8/2025, 5:27:40 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, we're at 44 years and counting, so I'm not holding my breath.

29/8/2025, 4:47:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, he did not specify which war they would be warfighting.

29/8/2025, 4:38:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:37:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be willing to bet Dowd has no idea AC/DC is a band...

29/8/2025, 4:30:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

In Schumer's case, Freedom's just another word for "Can I still use the gym?"

29/8/2025, 4:28:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Your comment is extraneously superfluous. Also, too --

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29/8/2025, 4:26:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julian Sanchez (@normative.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Literally the reason the Federal Reserve exists is to make monetary policy decisions without “input” from elected officials. That’s why it’s there.

29/8/2025, 3:53:28 AM | 374 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be nice.

29/8/2025, 2:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

He seems like the kind of guy who'd chuckle at the end of Old Yeller.

29/8/2025, 2:10:48 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

While there is much to hold against Eisenhower, there is also much to admire him for.

29/8/2025, 2:08:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

As someone who did stand up in the 80s, the most accurate parts of Seinfeld for me were the cringe scenes with Kenny Bania. I knew at least half a dozen Kenny Banias.

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29/8/2025, 12:33:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for Hakeem Jeffries to tell the President of Portugal that he needs to focus more on kitchen table issues...

29/8/2025, 12:28:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

come here and watch us real real close, Donnie.

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29/8/2025, 12:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

JD doesn't have to command the cult, as long as the folks bankrolling all of this can command him.

29/8/2025, 12:23:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell of a way to update the Trolley Problem...

29/8/2025, 12:20:18 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Quibbling, but I think we have moved beyond mere cruelty. We're at outright sadism now.

28/8/2025, 10:09:29 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I clicked the little heart, but I can hardly say that's a like. We need a button to indicate "I find this every bit as infuriating as you do."

28/8/2025, 9:38:52 PM | 66 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I was working on the animated X-Men when he passed. Our producer @larrytoons54.bsky.social went to Fox to get an "In Memory Of" credit on the episode that was delivering next. We also worked him into the audience of the Mojo Vision episode.

28/8/2025, 9:28:56 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved that scene because it makes perfect sense mythologically. Diana is from a race of warriors, and if you think about it Batman is the purest warrior in the JLU. A guy with no powers who can go toe-to-toe with virtual demigods without flinching? Of course she'd pick up on that.

28/8/2025, 9:06:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

And, of course, the bestest way to be sure you've won is if you can clearly see how many other people lost.

28/8/2025, 8:57:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

The rich, ironically, have no idea of the value of a dollar. They've never had to decide between food and rent, between utilities and medicine, between the phone bill and shoes for the kids. It's just scorekeeping for them. So another 13K points is a win - and that's all that matters.

28/8/2025, 8:57:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

All those people who got a D+ in high school biology can finally feel vindicated.

28/8/2025, 8:54:15 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you think of another bright orange predator, boys and girls? I bet you can...

28/8/2025, 8:49:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

That... would have been better.

28/8/2025, 8:08:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 7:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya know who else, surprisingly, really gets a key thing about Superman? Jerry Seinfeld. Those lengthy American Express ads he did with him palling around with Superman hit on an essential aspect of the character - that he IS someone you'd want to just hang around with.

28/8/2025, 7:07:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that was my takeaway as well.

28/8/2025, 6:55:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, too, vaccines are all sciencey. Science tells us there is no such thing as race. That can't possibly be (permitted to) true - so science is just going to have to go. All of it.

28/8/2025, 6:54:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Morley ♿️ (@petermorley.bsky.social) reposted

Daily Reminder: Social Security is OUR money, an EARNED BENEFIT!

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27/8/2025, 5:31:41 PM | 211 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm thinking there should be a class action suit against her family to get that 5 million back...

28/8/2025, 5:46:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

If we're taking requests, my best friend committed suicide on September 22 and I'd appreciate something else to commemorate on that date.

28/8/2025, 5:45:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

I would start a band called "Mitochondrial Challenges" but it would have to be a prog-rock group and I'm not that good.

28/8/2025, 5:41:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

Accurate

28/8/2025, 5:40:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, your kids can also be gunned down at the mall. Or at a concert. Or at the grocery store. Or in a park. Or...

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28/8/2025, 5:40:01 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

We should do like Star Trek: "You were just killed in a mass shooting. You have 24 hours to report to the disintegration chamber."

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28/8/2025, 5:34:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Every fascist movement needs its own Horst Wessel.

28/8/2025, 5:29:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

But... is that a kitchen table issue???

28/8/2025, 5:25:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social)

No notes.

28/8/2025, 5:23:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Respectfully disagree. What they are after is too many bodies to even be counted.

28/8/2025, 4:56:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course, the studio was never going to bill him as "Jacob Krantz."

28/8/2025, 4:53:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view