a buddy of mine just had it also, he said it was pretty mild. How's it treating your family?
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a buddy of mine just had it also, he said it was pretty mild. How's it treating your family?
I’d love to hear that smooth baritone on Vox Machina or somesuch.
Aw man!! Thank you for sharing ❤️
right now I am extremely "pics or it didn't happen" for a lot of things
media studiously pretending everything is fine, just fine
I felt like they would make exceptions to their deportations for service members/wives/etc and the fact that they're not is just surprising. Like do you guys think things through at all, ever?
oh I knew they'd do this shit.
That's great to hear! I've had a weird crush on him since Highlander.
pics he posted are from last weekend
Yeaaaah, that's closer to his style but still not believable. Yesterday all of his postings were in long screeds that were definitely not him, today it's brief angry missives that're entirely generic at this point.
omg it's the squidmobile:
Aw man, is this related to the SquidFacts podcast? Skype a Scientist?
I dunno, does Trump even drive himself? Do golf carts have the driver on the right side? I'm not a golfer.
This is like when I play Connections with my dad and have to help him out with current slang (I think yesterday had "eat" and "slay" in the "do exceptionally well" category, which he did not understand).
Same.
Who's the fascist bootlicker? Because I want his name for my burn book.
This was my big take away. Who the fuck is this interviewer??!
I'm anticipating some batshit readings of the hidden messages in this movie once it fully hits mainstream
100%
But this means Melania is gonna be leading the Cultural Revolution and she can't even decorate the White House for Christmas!
I thought our old man was bout to drop dead huh I guess he's just eating ice cream and fucking his wife, what's your old man up to?
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
I remember desperately searching jobs in 2008, trying governmental jobs, seeing salaries of $175/year and being all 👀 but then these were for positions in public health in Liberia. So I'm pretty sure that's combat pay.
your guy died in the first year of his term lol
It took me that Doctor Oz thing where he called the veggie tray crudités that I realized I'd been saying it "crud ites" all this time. That being said, I hate correcting other people's pronunciation.
When you come dressed for this but you know what happens next
Or bounce up and slap him in the face as he runs!
Thai people did so much to elevate the cuisine of Spokane
YAHCT Also I caught a lot of grief for my unique pronunciation of “archipelago”, which is apparently the wrong way
Yeah but my parents were 30 min away so I had to endure everybody talking about their first time Finding Jesus. I listened to like 5 girls recite these religious experiences but when it came my turn, I couldn’t even fake it.
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
The thing is, I was already familiar w/Jesus, and knew that most Christian sects were much more conservative than my home church (the UCC), but I was not prepared to be fed lasagna and then get told my church wasn’t real Jesus cause we had a lady pastor. It was a real, “mistakes been made” moment.
Same. get tricked into Bible study by some overly friendly types when you’re a 14 year old dweeb, never get tricked again
It wouldn't have been the episode it was if they hadn't already built these characters with such a solid foundation. I love when Lex is like, "at least I'll know who the Flash is now. ....I have no idea who this is."
This reminds me how much I loved Wendell Pierce as Perry this time around.
My favorite episode of Justice League is the one where Lex and the Flash switch bodies, and all of the humor in that episode is Lex trying to cope with the situation.
Clancy Brown was also great as a voice actor. Super suave.
defacing manholes? Sounds kinda gay
welcome to florida, please report promptly to the HOA for a set of rules you must follow
Deface the sign so it reads "permitted" instead of prohibited
well, maybe this inconvenience will get them mad at the REAL villains in all of this, the LGBTQ community! Checkmate!!
Just deface the sign so it says "permitted"
Seems like he got really bothered by Psaki's reaction specifically
He looks so guilty in that first pic, like, aw crap they caught me getting two for myself
SKETCHERS porn bussy
Thank you for saying this, I feel like I'm losing my mind. These guys have a mindset that we can just hit the respawn button if the kid has an issue before the age of 5. You're not attached to it or anything, are you? Why? I mean, it's defective. Get rid of it. It's less painful. You'll thank me.
Builder president can't subcontract, got it. Also the ending of this tweet is so off. But I'm glad the cameras are high quality, hopefully they're getting all of the criming these jackasses are doing in high-res
It's for his burial pyrimid.
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He's definitely made using, "Sad!" as an ending to a comment a thing. I can't attribute it to him entirely honestly because I think it's such a short, common utterance.
I feel like he popularlized it but I'm pretty sure my dad has been going, "Sad!" after a lot of my antics my whole life lol
So basically the Builder President can't hire subcontractors worth a damn, got it.
this is a better comparison because I don't think he even knows assemble-yourself furniture is a thing. Also I bet he thinks that new toilet paper roll gets on their by magic. I bet he has never experienced less than a half-full toilet paper roll being present in his lifetime.
It's like when of his new words enters the vernacular and I hate it but also it's ugh actually great. Like covfefe. Or, "SAD!" though I know he's not the real inventor of that one.
He'd absolutely spell it like, "low and be hold!"
I'm no expert but he's not this coherent long-form, and way too many commas. WAY too many.
he's never built anything in his life as complicated as an Ikea dresser
I mean, obviously, he wants to help, guys. Duh. He's just got this issue that needs surgery and 6 months of rehab. But until then...!
Melons ARE in season...
oh no it's my recurrent rotator cuff issue ~
I don't care if men color their hair, but he isn't fooling anybody with this dye job and stubble situation that's happening
Not even in my 1980s Indian Reservation dreams would I believe this selection 🤩
someone on my local reddit was asking for where to buy a pinata, "ice/police agent or van preferred". I don't know if they're available, but they will be soon! Mexico doesn't play on pinatas!
More inspiration for us to emulate! I know he made a law against burning the flag, but what about effigies?
Say what you want about our gun problem, but I'm really glad Americans don't have access to this sort of small grade munitions because we'd do much different stuff with it.
Whoa, Kash has a girlfriend? I thought he was gay.
Florida is literally what happens when the HOA takes over state government.
They see no point in investing in children that are so obviously “duds” on arrival.
Yes, and they also have a huge party over the discovery of the True Cross.
Austro-Hungarians, we're basically stuck with you but don't make us get creative in our disqualification process.
Well we did hear that the White House was blasting Les Mis last night....
People prefer to blame the environment rather than take ownership over this one. Which is interesting since we've managed to remove a lot of heavy metals but never the Boomer thinking.
He's a psychopath, but also kind of a dim and easily controlled for one's purposes kind.
Oh yeah. There are a lot of people who built entire lives and acknowledging certain realities would bring that crashing down.
A lot of TERFy women had to strangle their femininity at some point to make it in a ~man's world, and they're fucking angry about it but always at the wrong people.
Elon is, above all, pretty autistic, and his personality is driven by a need to fit in and be perceived as normal (but like, special-normal, not NPC normal). Also, once you teach him how to directly stimulate his amygdala for that sweet, sweet reward, he just can't help himself. He's an addict.
Also this does fit with my theory that Trump's alignment is Chaotic-Chaotic. He could be Chaotic Evil but then he does stuff like destroy the Republican party in a way we never could, it's so conflicting.
He definitely was expressing his homoerotic interest in Epstein through uhhh yeah
he's telling somebody about how he first watched the girl being fucked, then became the girl being fucked (the girl is named Ani)
I feel like personal intuition is one of those skills we've poo-poo'd into oblivion, but dang if it don't serve you well at times.
And then he's like, "I'm too busy to go through his reading lists myself".
Okay this is not convincing me of anything, thanks
That's a terrible body double! The neck goiter is all wrong. Or maybe that's what the tie is holding back, he always does have weird old man turkey neck when he's got a tie on.
I guess we’re still on death watch then
There are fireworks in my neighborhood and I’m gonna pretend they’re for a certain someone
Wherever he ends up is about to become a toxic waste dump of ammonia
I like the way you think
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmp... I found a great explainer for the tiger (my fave also).
I hope he notices
Are you trying to one up @golikehellmachine.com
This is what happens when you fuck with the CDC. We make it look natural.
Maybe they’re transferring his consciousness into an empty vessel. Hard to say which he’ll pick, Eric or JD.
Living well is the best revenge
God sure isn’t! He had his chance! Many chances!!
But the movie would be hilarious, way funnier than Death of Stalin
It’ll take a decapitated corpse with its mouth stuffed with garlic and a stake through its heart before I’ll believe it
