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Don't worry the Russian aluminum factory will be hiring soon 😂 😂 😂
I'd be happy just to get my tax refund
Don't worry they've combed through our health records and ICE will be snatching up his donor soon.
Note how he's depicted as heroic in the first few graphs even though it's irrelevant to the story
How can a guy too broke to pay his legal obligations have a security detail?
Oh come on that was back when he was just a baby.
That's his goal
Expand Supreme Court, legislate away the horrible decisions
President Dennison wants his Reichstag fire
It actually raises considerable questions about what's happening OUTSIDE the agency
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I figure doge got our health records so ice could snatch up a donor
Putin gave him a special KGB handshake
He's okay. ICE found him a donor heart.
Because Melania rushed out to go shopping 😂 😂 😂
Imagine what slimy Fox News MAGA coprophagist he'll pick for his VP
Oh come on, how would a trained KGB agent manage to do that? 😂 😂 😂
Can't wait to see what kind of gaudy decor she has for fooking Christmas this year 😂 😂 😂
We'll know when Uday and Qusay drop their golf clubs and rush to their lawyer's side for the reading of the will.
I heard he got a vaccination 😂 😂 😂
He's busy working for the American people. 😂 😂 😂
Can you imagine the absolute garbage Vance would choose as his VP for insurance?
How many litterbugs have they arrested?
I heard he got a vaccination 😂 😂 😂
Note that the refunds will go to the importer, not the consumer who ultimately paid them. Also the foreign reciprocal tariffs on US goods will remain in place. Art of the Deal my ass. www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...
The richest family in the world is gonna make big bucks on President David Dennison's tariff Trump-n-Dump®. The Great Unwashed is gonna pay it and the fat cats are gonna get the refund.
So from now until Supreme Court ruling importers will jack prices to cover their tariff costs and then they'll get a refund when the court upholds this latest ruling...but we the consumers who have ultimately paid these taxes won't get a damn thing back.
Democrats are gonna have to expand the Supreme Court as soon as they get the chance but until then shhh!
Who is Fake Melania?
It's not just the church that is tax exempt. As a "minister of the gospel", you'd qualify for the Parsonage Exemption, too, which means you can pay the mortgage on a mansion you own and inhabit while rigging your pay to avoid every penny of your personal income tax.
Churches should be required to file Form 990 same as any other charity.
Violation of Establishment Clause. Plus churches are exempted from filing publicly available Form 990 like secular charities.
Seems like a prelude to SS payments going missing with interminable recipient burdens to get them reinstated.
The big beautiful bs bill is rigged to screw up the economy immediately upon Democrats winning the midterms
Wait till they find out Muslims get it too
Even they know prayer doesn't work
Doesn't mean their kids will end up racist sexist homophobes just like Mom and Dad
Fantastic detective work! There's so much weed smoke in DC it's practically impossible to figure out who's smoking it! 😂
We've ignored rebellious states before. 1864 Electoral College.
How long will X survive without turning a profit?
I get a kick out of Cuban trying to connect with the Great Unwashed here 😂
What about all the others deported to cecot with him?
I think he would have to run as the Pedophile Party candidate because the Republicans are going to run Kennedy/Noem. Ordinarily I'd put a 😂 after a post like this but times are weird.
States control elections
They could stay on, refuse, and make him fire them.
Why doesn't Mr Vance pray all future school shootings away while he's at it?
All it takes is one
This is when the Electoral College works in our favor. See 1864. States that throw away their rights get ignored. Use it or lose it.
David Dennison made a deal with the devil
Double Tap is an infuriating name for cold blooded murder
Indeed it is mitochondrial bullshit
When one of my dad's friends died, his family and friends were shocked when it was discovered he had 1400 guns in his basement.
She's a consummate gaslighter.
If prayer worked there wouldn't be school shootings
Everybody gets their own god
None of those 41% have ever been to DC
That's why they hide their faces
Thank you
Pass it on
She doesn't have to say anything.
Not going to solve homelessness, just drive it out to somewhere else.
I'm sure those Greenlanders want some of our sweet, sweet United Health 🤣
I'm still waiting on that Soros paycheck. I guess it will show up after I get my DOGE refund 🤣
It's SFAW - Sail Fast And Wait. Container ships can slow down, still show up on time, and run over fewer whales.
Importers are gonna clean up on the refunds when the Executive Order tariffs are declared illegal. Consumers ain't gonna get nothing.
I always knew the New Republic was on the cutting edge of news 🤣
As I recall they tried to turn unfreezing into a profit center, diverting my efforts to a pay-to-see-your-own credit score scam. I asked the vendor to use another credit agency and they did.
I froze mine. The first couple times I needed to unfreeze it worked fine. Then one of the agencies changed the rules. I haven't been able to unfreeze it. Then I moved out of the USA and don't care anymore 😂
Nice paid vacation though
AI just regurgitates crap off the Internet all the way down whatever rabbit hole it finds.
It means Walgreens puts a handful of cash in the bag alongside your prescription 😂 😂 😂
In Norway they call outrageously stupid stuff "Texas" e.g. "That's so Texas."
Maybe he's shaking someone's hand 😲
David Dennison wants his Reichstag fire
Nationalizing business just like Venezuela, Iran, Cuba...
fija.org
Man of Meal
Bravo jury nullification
David Dennison is Miller's bitch
Hold a press conference outside their studios
States control voting. Any states that sit it out don't get a say. Example is 1864. See Electoral College map.
Ironically, this is when the Electoral College works.
My AI search results typically regurgitate a Wikipedia summary 😂 😂 😂
Don't worry about the bruise, he's shaking a lot of left hands 🤒
Actually the well regulated militia clause was to keep gun rights from slaves because they weren't eligible to join militias.
One day later, Denmark freed and the retribution against Nazi sympathizers was swift. Like that very day swift.
Turns out that a million voters donating $37 apiece is probably better than 37 Wall Streeters donating a million apiece. Who'd have thunk it? 🙄
Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell. Listen to the survivors.
There are multiple versions of this book. Some omit mentions of menstruation because you know... children can't be exposed to such things.
They should BE us
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Yes...and go before President David Dennison perverts it with his fake history
"Tragedy is when I get a paper cut. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole."
The USA has sold spectrum by auction since 1994, in the middle of Bill Clinton's presidency.
Gotta piss all that money away somehow
David Dennison wants his Reichstag fire
Because he knows it's not vaccines
Eradicating polio
MANY PEOPLE ARE COMING TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES SAYING EVERY DAY SIR!
Aaand that arrogant attitude is why middle management votes Republican.