Surely National Treasure is accurate
Nazis are bad. #NAFO expansion is non-negotiable.
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Surely National Treasure is accurate
Just tell him a parade of submarines are going by and get him to stare at an empty ocean for an hour
Clearly I need a rewatch binge
Fifteen…twenty minute
Blue states should gerrymander twice the number of republican seats out in response. TX takes out 5 dems, respond with 10 republicans
A spacefaring race would need to mine multiple systems for this much material, which happens to be the plot of a very good sci-fi book series called The Bobiverse.
Rico?
I think one point is that the GOP roster is widely filled out with creeps, sex pests, and criminals and y’all always cover for them as long as possible. When Dem creeps are outed they’re drummed out.
So you don’t have a problem with the content of the criticism, but who delivered it? If Biden (or insert whatever Dem was palatable) had given that speech instead of Kennedy, would you still complain of the Borking?
Bologna on wonder bread with mayo needs to be the protest missile of choice from here on out.
wonder if they left any bullets on the sidewalk again
That is one magic hoagie
Not a comeback, confirmed.
It’s like Spinal Tap trying to find the stage.
How has this agent not died of embarrassment yet?
We really need shame to make a comeback
Can she sing?
Same here, and all us shitty elementary schoolers were pointing and laughing at their hair and outfits. The punks just took it in stride, laughed back at us and flipped us off. It was awesome.
Uh oh, looks like you historians ARE gonna be out of jobs
Can’t wait for Angel Hernandez’s shitty take on this
Fun way to troll them though is to ask each ICE goon if he’s Dean Cain and for his autograph.
We need some way to keep narcissists and psychopaths from wielding power. People like Miller shouldn’t have ever had the opportunity to get to where they are
We know it’s even worse than 73k they announced.
So many good holodeck eps though. Ship in a Bottle, Fist full of Datas, Nth Degree.
The ones I’m interested in would merit a front page, above the fold mention.
France should PNG that asshole. Seriously, fuck him.
I have a burner Gmail account for political donations now because of these spams. Still get them on main occasionally
I always loved dropping “where’d you get your information from” in context during meetings to see if anyone noticed.
When you strip away humanity
They turned a blind eye to Hastert. Condoning pedos is a long tradition in the GOP
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The sign off for Ohio’s opioid festival is chef’s 💋
The last time I felt that hopeful for the future was when the Berlin Wall came down.
Very Julius Levinson of you.
really important to emphasize that roberts' view of the executive branch as comprising a single individual is literally contradicted by the text of the constitution itself
We can’t be rid of this malevolent regime fast enough. 71.5% of ICE detainees have no criminal record according to the article. Absolutely monstrous.
As someone who is (in)famous for bad takes this might be the worst. Zeppelin, Indian food, and now this blasphemy? TNG was an excellent series, but it did take until season 3 really get good.
Talk to the folks @defector.com for some ideas
Up your nose with a rubber hose
Preferably someone with some law enforcement experience, like a judgeship.
Linguo IS dead.
I love this lady. She's starting a series exposing who is helping to pay for alligator Alcatraz concentration camp.
Judge him by the enemies he makes
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
Pack a gas mask.
Army taught us all a great lesson in malicious compliance yesterday
move to replace “you could’ve heard a pin drop” with “you could’ve heard a tank squeak” all in favor
I’ll allow it
Elementary school kids on bikes for 4th of July are the parades we like
1919, err 1918. Brilliant. Between this flub and the bored, out of step marching, I’m thinking these are intentional subtle acts of defiance to Trump
Primus sucks!
Can we use stick to sports here?
Hello from Berlin where a few hundred Americans are outside the embassy, currently reading aloud from the Declaration of Independence. #nokings
Looks like we got ourselves a reader.
He said war(s) plural. He's allowed one.
Sad that may satire alarm didn’t trip until around the 4th paragraph
I tried reading William Shirer’s Rise and Fall of the Third Reich in 2016 and had to stop because I too was having moments of recognition. Perhaps I should pick it up again at the “Fall” part.
That was a David Bowie song
Going to listen to Nirvana cover now
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Surely we can find a role for Andy Dick in this admin somewhere.
Plausible
Not that wild. We somehow always find the resources for this
Cant these hearings be done over zoom to try to protect these people?
The thing I don’t understand about this is the .1 % of income earners are people making 3 million or more a year. What can’t they do already that the extra 340k will allow them to? What millionaire is thinking if only I had 340k I could do X?
Watch out for Ferals. Boston churches tend to be lousy with them.
This is a music take I think we can all agree on. Weird Al rocks and is a national treasure.
I love the exclamations Robert uses. His boy howdys and Christ almightys reminds me of my dad
Really hoping for a nice fireworks display in a couple of days
Why can’t they just play Civ or Simcity like the rest of us?
Try it out with sim settlements 2 if you’re into mods.
They keep threatening us with a good time
Consistency is what I like about Tom. Always with the bad music takes. But props for the Aerosmith reference in your latest piece. Important to stay relevant to younger generations.
I did learn what mishegoss means, so not a total waste.
He’s weakening our country. He’s weakening our economy. He’s weakening our alliances. He’s weakening the free world. He’s weakening our influence around the world. And Putin keeps smiling every single day.
LOL, the right thing? Why would he start now? They’re gonna have to drag him out kicking and screaming.
Hate how he does Newt in the sequel
Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.
We are way past impeachment time
This part
Funny, my Schwab account was down 40k yesterday, I’m sure it’s down even more today. But then, I wasn’t on any Signal chats so I guess it’s my fault.
How many rewrites have you gone thru today?
Having recently followed you here, but listened to you on the radio for years I am constantly double-taking myself to confirm that you are the same person. Going to have to get some popcorn ready by 2:30 today.
Did you say make fists with your toes? That context is key.
Does Greenland have any leverage here with the basing agreement with the US?
WTF is Susie Wiles even doing if she can’t keep grifting shitbirds like Loomer away from potus?
Triangle Shirtwaist 2.0 incoming.
JFC, is there only 1 dem representing TN? Ya’ll need to send some of those R’s packing in ‘26
Too bad that heart attack got to Ken Lay before he was sentenced. Might have done some good to see a CEO pay for their crimes
Wonder if MS will extend win 10 support, it was supposed to be EOL this October.
