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I think we also have to assume that any posts on social media, may be from his account but are being written for him.
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I think we also have to assume that any posts on social media, may be from his account but are being written for him.
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Translation: all current mortgage holders will pay a tariff so the one percent can afford bigger houses.
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I think it might be the beginnings of elephant man syndrome.
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He didn’t send this. He’s incapacitated and they’re not telling us. The media must DEMAND a news conference and now!
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I have some not so nice thoughts, but no prayers. His special place in hell awaits!
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How Doers Get More Done!
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I see that this statement is signed by his security. Not sure why he needs security when it’s the rest of us that needed, and still do, protection from him.
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He’s a uniter alright!
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I encourage families to flood the streets with children and chalk. Let’s see the cops and the guard start arresting children. Fight Back!
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Wear a hoodie, a mask, and for gods sake, don’t order using the app and pay cash. I hear they’re talking about doubling the fines for foot longs. Protect yourself, stick with the six inch.
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Is it possible he stopped on the highway to kick a woman out of the car he got into it with and then was rear ended?
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He’s not the fucking mayor anymore! What! You expect me to be nice to a man who tried to help overthrow our government! If my lack of empathy upsets you, really don’t care!
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Karma’s a cruel bitch!
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Where’s Jake?
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When TV shows like The Bachelor and Love Island get the majority of public attention on a daily basis, it’s pretty easy to understand. I’m continually impressed by the ability of my fellow Americans to achieve new levels of incompetence and stupidity on a daily basis.
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Her level of insecurity is off the charts as evidenced by her obsession with looking 16 again. Give most 16 year olds 5 minutes with her and they’d say, what a pathetic child! She’s more train wreck than clown.
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I think Cracker Barrel just found their new spokesman.
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This is written like the Bible. At first blush, you can’t make head nor tails of it. Upon further reflection, you still can’t make sense of it. So in the end, you just think to yourself, what’s for dinner.
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Couldn’t they just get on NCL or Royal Caribbean like the rest of us.
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I had to read this twice. I could have sworn it said something else the first time I saw it, and it would have been more appropriate.
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Mr Pudgy goes to Washington.
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I think this guy is so fucking stupid that he thinks his family is Native American when he hears the word Indian.
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Update: Currently hiding in an undisclosed location from thousands of Chiefs fans and millions of Swifties, due to his theory this morning that the NFL, refs and chiefs, will work together to cheat their way to the Super Bowl for a wedding. These guys shit on themselves with unbelievable regularity.
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He should, “Put some ICE on it”.
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Another escapee from the land of misfit toys.
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Kind of ironic that the term De Minimis, meaning, about minimal things small or insignificant, is going to have such a large and significant impact. 4 million small packages a day, many critical for small businesses, may grind to a halt. And now, on to the finding out portion of our program.
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If the end result of this is a ruling that “Cause”, can be anything you want it to be, Trump will use that to immediately fire Powell and Fed independence will be history.
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You don’t need a survey to tell the average IQ, education level and political stripe of people who love this garbage. It speaks to their low self esteem, moral standards and how they see the value of their own lives. A lot of why our country is so fucked up right now and we may never recover.
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I'm looking at this administration as I go through daily life ..and I see these people that are just overburdened with basic intellectual challenges, lack of intelligence, compassion and decency. You can tell from their wretched, toxic personalities and imbecilic words and actions.
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The end result will be a lot more blue state voters alive and a lot more red state voters dead from COVID.
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Nazi birds of a feather.
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Susan Collins is alarmed that nobody is learning any lessons. Class dismissed.
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Trump wants clashes to declare marshal law and size power. Don’t take the bait! Best thing we can do is stay home, don’t buy anything, don’t go out to eat or drink, no entertainment. Cratering the local economy will backfire on him and republicans. Only way to shut this down and regain control!
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When an old song from the civil rights movement has new meaning. We Shall Ovecome!
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She’s anxious to get back to what she really enjoys, castrating hogs.
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The arrogance of this asshole, thinking everyone owes him and the king, thanks for their basic existence on this planet, is on a level, perhaps never seen before. I’ll be more sure of that in two weeks.
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Lowering a 1/4 point will do noting for the consumer. Housing will remain frozen, prices will rise in response to any increase in sales activity, offsetting lower rates. Credit card interest rates won’t drop and prices for goods and services will continue to rise. A rate drop placebo.
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It appears to me that absolutely nobody, other than the consumer, knows what the hell is going on.
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With regard to Noem, no need. Corey already has one in place.
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That’s one reef that belongs on the superfund cleanup list.
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The CDC has a cancer and it needs to be cured.
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“I drink and I know things”.
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Always promoting people to the level of their incompetence.
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If it’s the red county, MAGA inland inbreds, good riddance. Find your own power, water, police, fire and school funding. Fix your own roads, fight your own fires and don’t ask the rest of us for one god damn dime.
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At least he’s being honest about lying. The, Fuck Y’all, I don’t Give A Shit What Any of You Think, attitude, is just breathtaking. Democrats need to bury these assholes in the midterms.
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Can’t wait to see the George Washington carrier strike group on the Potomac.
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What was your first clue Herr Merz?
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I’m probably gonna make some enemies but here’s reality. Most people, probably 95% on these drugs want the easy way out. No exercise, eat horribly and take the drug. Being overweight for most, is a choice. Eat better, get some exercise or don’t, but shut the fuck up about the cost of the drug.
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According to this list, most people will qualify for the trifecta. Mental disorder, ie Depression, which leads to eating a lot of comfort food, Crap, which leads to obesity which leads to physical inactivity. I’ll take my shot now says 90% of the population.
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Great! Now, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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I seem to remember something about somebody telling me once, Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. Seemed like good advice at the time. Guess all the geniuses on Wall Street think that’s not good advice anymore. What do I know!
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And I see that Patel is going to investigate this as an anti catholic hate crime. Great! Can’t wait until he drags the shooter’s dead body into court to face charges.
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The cowardice of this weisel is pathetic. If Karma truly exists, I hope it’s visited upon him in spades!
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These fuckers are trying to kill us all.
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I know there’s no perfect place to live on this big blue marble, but Jesus fucking Christ already, is there no level of depravity that people in this country will not sink to?
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Pretty much it.
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What we know: A bunch of innocent children got shot in a church by a wack job who had easy access to guns because republicans think easy access to guns is more important than your child’s life. It’s that simple. No other details matter.
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These assholes in the administration are going to kill people. These restrictions are fucking nuts. Hopefully a quick weekend in Canada will be an option.
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And how would that go? “Really sorry I allowed your kids to get shot”!
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Whatever the motive, it doesn’t matter. Trying to make sense of a senseless act, is itself, senseless. The kids who did survive will be severely traumatized. They won’t feel safe in school going forward and will question their faith in God and how he let this happen. Just horrible.
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Just watched an infuriating interview on CNN with a priest. Dana Bash asked him, what about people asking why did God allow this? All his ramblings aside, he stated that while it was disturbing it happened in a church, he felt it, “Somewhat comforting”, it happened there. Really, seriously! WTF!
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For Republicans, guns are more of a priority than your kids right to be safe. Just disgusting beyond comprehension.
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They were in the church portion of the school attending mass. I guess that now puts us at the, Thoughts and Prayers will get you killed, portion of our program. We’ll be right back after this message by Smith & Wesson.
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When fucking the boss gives you veto power.
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Not so fast. The price of eggs and everything in general had nothing to do with education and everything to do with how people voted in the last election.
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There goes the ham sandwich theory.
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Trump now considers peaceful protests, violent.
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Laughable listening to the so called, expert investors, telling you to throw massive amounts of money at the promise of AI because they know it’s gonna be great. Yet, ask those same people specifics about AI, and they will admit they really don’t understand it, but they just know is gonna be great.
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Like we haven’t seen enough of him already. Excuse me, I have to scream now.
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Hello democrats! Ya think this might be something to bring up?
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Yes Virginia, MAGA really is that stupid!
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Cause it ain’t cracker barrel without the Cracka in the White House.
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If they put up with this humiliation, it’s their own fault. They have a choice. It’s past time for people to stand up to tyranny and decide what they stand for.
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I guess Aunt Jemima’s about to get a phone call.
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Time for an Exxon boycott.
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Just appalling incompetence on the part of democrats. How hard is it given what has happened in GAZA to stand up as a single voice and state the obvious. Israel is systematically slaughtering and starving innocent men, women and children. Democrat leaders, you disgust me.
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I could be wrong, frequently am if you ask my wife, but if Trump files suit and wins, claiming it’s unconstitutional in California, doesn’t that kill all the other states maps?
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You can’t curry love. No, you just have to wait. Love don’t come easy It’s a game of give and take.
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But wait! There’s more. Call DOJ now if you’re a Republican and you can get away with claiming, not one, not two but three, count em, three, primary residences. Just pay separate compliments and bribes.
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Wait! Nothing on the 600k Chinese students coming in? Definitely adrift in a sea of headlines.
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No you don’t you piece of Nazi shit!
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I don’t know what JD has in store, but first things first. Champagne is on ice!
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In past markets where we’ve had this kind of hype and massive, daily run ups in stock valuations, earnings estimates are typically set much higher and in some cases, almost unattainable. Yet, here we are in completely the inverse. Why?
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As I watch the earnings roll in, actual beating estimates in every, and I mean every case, one might wonder if the fix is in. You compare that to all the negative news, completely being ignored, it appears to me that estimates are being set artificially low to arrive at a desired result.
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That too. Don’t get me started.
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She bought it for herself.
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I’m happy for them. That being said, I’m so fucking sick and tired of every commercial of every football game having him and his brother in it. If there is a chiefs game, they are all the announcers talk about. I don’t watch chiefs games anymore even if it’s the only game on because I can’t take it.
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While I think he would be a good governor, I don’t think he’s the right person for this moment in time. He lacks the attack dog personality that California voters are looking for. His demeanor is too sedate, too measured, to effectively fight republicans and Trump.
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I think George Carlin might have something to say about this.
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Says the, (skin), head Nazi of the Republican Party,
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Once again, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social demonstrates how utterly fucking useless he is. I wish Trump could fire him. That I would agree with!
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Hope JD doesn’t get caught measuring the drapes.
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I guess we’re in the, guilty until proven innocent, phase of the loss of our democracy.
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He’s your fucking boy Chuck! Why don’t you go over to the asylum at 1600 and give the boss a blow. Maybe then he’ll lower the price of the shit you need.
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If enough governors, and others, took the que from Pritzker, Newsom and Moore, started attacking the way they are, Trump would be going apeshit. He wouldn’t know which way is up. Push His Buttons!
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Roses are red Violets are blue A special place in Hell Waits just for you!
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Totally agree. Valuations are based on FOMO frenzy, not fundamentals. This is one giant Ponzi scheme so brokers, company insiders and large investors can dump out and leave the individual investor in ruins.