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🤘Miami Nice

@crabbypatty.bsky.social

podunk & proud. pro civil, human, animal & nature rights. farmer of sorts. bio major. xpat wannabe. pro choice. collector of sparkly things. rather uninteresting & borderline antisocial, but who cares? its the internet.

created September 17, 2024

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Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

is there video of this? anyone else barely see someone on this right side, i assume helping him walk? the position of his arm like the disabled man he mocked? could the oversizd hat be covering bandages?

1/9/2025, 3:17:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

we need video. someone is on his right side, barely visible, assisting him walking. his wrist/arm looks like when he mocked that disabled man (wouldnt that be poetic justice) +oversized hat, my bet is stroke/brain surgery

1/9/2025, 3:13:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe covering bandages? hair implant cancer?

1/9/2025, 3:01:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

look at the shadow it casts. like its too big for his already fat head. oversized to cover bandages?!

1/9/2025, 2:56:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

remind me what the q+ refers to & why its in his hand?

1/9/2025, 2:14:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

well, maybe not heaven youtu.be/O-sVpVIovKk?...

30/8/2025, 9:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

the most amazing fragrance. i miss hawaii.

30/8/2025, 9:03:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

the chyron "trump against america" pretty much sums it up, no?

30/8/2025, 1:27:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

madalyn murray o'hair. we need more tough bitches like her who give zero fucks about decorum, but do give 100 about the constitution.

29/8/2025, 9:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

if you subtract the humans from the geography, utah appears insanely beautiful. too bad the humans are why i will never see the geography in person.

29/8/2025, 8:01:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

you know what he wants to say (& make into law)- that everone needs jebus! the regime will never admit that maga christian extremism is a mental illness....

29/8/2025, 7:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C hristian I n N ame O nly

29/8/2025, 7:49:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

from the lambs blood on the doors to school shootings- & everything inbetween a god that kills children will never be my god

28/8/2025, 11:55:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i think we can all agree, its a hard pass on ANYTHING this asshat recommends.

28/8/2025, 4:37:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

this was unbelievable to watch. the dead body that was reported, but lay in the same place for 2wks while "authorities" just drove by & passed the buck? i hope that pos who wouldnt give his name to amy as he shrugged off responsibility with zero fucks to give is in a special kind of hell.

28/8/2025, 4:34:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

this is my exact thought about his makeup "artist".

28/8/2025, 11:10:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

charge a subscription to ride an outrageously expensive stationary bike? dont know what was more stupid, the business model or the people who bought into it. hopefully someones getting more use out of it than the lawyers 🤣

27/8/2025, 7:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

im always looking for a confederate flag behind them. pretty sure it will get its own pole back there sooner than later.

26/8/2025, 5:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

and no one is coming to save us. i feel like any catalyst will have to come from someone with half a spine or glimmer of conscience on the inside. a whistleblower. a witness. leaked documents. if we the people create the spark, it will be very messy. & we are not prepared for that.

26/8/2025, 5:28:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 4:25:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

im sure he indeed did a favor for kristi. freudian slip much?

26/8/2025, 3:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

when you mentioned reagan i had to look it up. smith is 73 years old.

26/8/2025, 2:18:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

co-opting the MAGA brand is hilarious & smart. lets yank back woke while we are at it.

26/8/2025, 12:49:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

all this vid shows me is that parking in china appears to be more of a random act than a skill

26/8/2025, 12:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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perfection

26/8/2025, 12:28:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

this wins the internet for me & its only 8am.

26/8/2025, 12:27:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i think a lot of these 100% hyper pro-trans (yet hate everything else) accounts are ragebait/maga bots. ive noticed a big wave of them soon after newsom started getting spicy.

26/8/2025, 4:49:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i didnt know he was touring! "keep on rockin in the free world" hits a little harder these days...

26/8/2025, 4:32:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

❤️🦭❤️

26/8/2025, 4:23:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

maga: lowering the standards. one agency at a time.

26/8/2025, 4:21:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

OMFG 🤣😂

26/8/2025, 4:16:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

26/8/2025, 4:14:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

dont some of the commandments go against the constitution? nevermind thats probably the point

26/8/2025, 3:16:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

(anyone else get a flashback to the movie "us" with that song?)

26/8/2025, 3:01:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i think so too! its the eyes 🤣

26/8/2025, 2:47:06 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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no one wants to play with a schoolyard bully

26/8/2025, 2:43:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

what a big beautiful herd! & such smooth videography given your location. skills! thank you for sharing.

26/8/2025, 2:37:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

so ironic that its UPSIDE DOWN

26/8/2025, 2:18:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

my kid packed things like tuna, spinach & olives to school. i told her never let anyone shame you for what you like to eat, nor ever do that to anyone else. i was raised on chix gizzards & beef tongue & was never ashamed 1. bc my mom taught me the same thing & 2. theyre delicious ❤️

26/8/2025, 2:16:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

related? (yours is gone or in my autoblock)

karterfree
26/8/2025, 1:57:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

related?

karterfoster
26/8/2025, 1:54:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

wtf is he talking about? are we making watches great again?!

26/8/2025, 1:36:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

just cut back some of the ai crap though. pretty please.

25/8/2025, 11:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

write a book. write it all down for the world to read. "surviving cecot".

25/8/2025, 11:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

& if any dude believes for a second this soap has one drop of this girls bathwater in it... i have a bridge to sell you

25/8/2025, 11:02:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

another perfect example of "a fool & his money are soon parted". i hope she makes bank off those maga male monkeys.

25/8/2025, 11:00:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nostalgia sucks youtu.be/o0JqC2UDpoE?...

25/8/2025, 10:10:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe some brave soul finally showed the diddler that hilarious youtube "accordian hands" video. maybe he got butthurt & stopped- like his typing in all caps.

25/8/2025, 9:58:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i enjoy all the shows on fstv. today in white supremacy is absolute fire. its also the only place i can watch democracy now, because the pbs video stream has stopped working for me for some reason. watch & support free speech tv everyone!

25/8/2025, 9:52:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

a boyscout he was not

25/8/2025, 3:17:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

wow, this song/album takes me back to such a wonderful, more simple time in my life. st. teresa was/still is my favorite tho.

25/8/2025, 3:11:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

while my kids 10th grade reading list this year includes that jd dance hillbilly book. make this make sense.

25/8/2025, 2:43:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

👍

24/8/2025, 10:19:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

not this account?

jeremympayne
24/8/2025, 9:47:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

when the truth comes out, there will be a scripted jimmy swaggart moment. then after all the tears, "prayers" & laying of hands, it will back to business as usual.

24/8/2025, 9:35:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i have always known this. my parents not only raised a music lover, but an informed one. thanks mom & dad!

24/8/2025, 7:43:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

im just over here waiting to hear if taco reclassifies marijuana "in a few weeks" 🤣

24/8/2025, 2:00:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

you should still sweat it. the heritage foundations policies will well outlive the orange man. hope for the best but prepare for the worst. and by worst i mean the people more hateful than and the driving force behind frump

24/8/2025, 1:48:53 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

hot damn jj- rolling stone! recognition absolutely well deserved. ive said it before- you are doing insanely important work. many people dont realize right now & some never will, but history will remember❤️. thank you

24/8/2025, 1:37:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

did anyone catch the "honorary ice agent"? this poor slob is just a photo op figurehead with no intention of doing the actual job. kinda like our current president.

24/8/2025, 1:21:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

the white one is very well fed lol!

24/8/2025, 12:47:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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amazing!

23/8/2025, 1:19:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

very trippy! what a unique talent.

23/8/2025, 1:15:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

this is great but actions speak louder than words. & even with all the gazillionaires in the entertainment industry, only a handful bother to speak out. once facism rules there will be no entertainment industry as we know it.

23/8/2025, 12:27:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

time for a new underground railroad

22/8/2025, 10:36:27 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

its newsom. i mean, the EPSTEIN FILES.

22/8/2025, 8:16:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

you gotta screenshot their shit before they delete it in a flurry of regret 🤣

22/8/2025, 8:13:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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loved as long as i can remember but never knew the meaning behind this song until now. holy shit i feel stupid (and old. but thats ok). this needs to be the anti-maga song of 2025 & beyond. #visionquestmovie m.youtube.com/watch?v=X95q...

22/8/2025, 8:11:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 7:58:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIb9... #visionquestmovie

22/8/2025, 7:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

duck!

22/8/2025, 7:45:58 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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joe

22/8/2025, 7:41:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#visionquestmovie youtu.be/X9hWqa4xxZY?...

22/8/2025, 7:26:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/DHutZXREZ0E?... #visionquestmovie

22/8/2025, 7:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

snoop would like a word

22/8/2025, 6:59:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gramps needs a puzzle & a pudding cup

22/8/2025, 6:56:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anyone else watch #visionquestmovie to appreciate the soundtrack?

22/8/2025, 6:43:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#visionquestmovie is not a thing but i shall make it one.

22/8/2025, 6:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

his voice: the most annoying sound in the world

22/8/2025, 6:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

me too & ty. it wont change until the regime (or bs) is gone.

22/8/2025, 6:14:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

how about: the posts that have chosen to limit who can respond should also be limited to who can like. if i cant engage, im not going to like. instead i mute/block. OR just make the post viewable to the chosen ones? NIMBY posts should go to xitter or fakebook if they want limited engagement.

22/8/2025, 6:04:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i didnt think about that!

22/8/2025, 5:56:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

i understand this to an extent, but what happens if you delete & just make a new, corrected post?

22/8/2025, 5:53:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the official 2025 trump negotiation meme

22/8/2025, 5:50:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

is this just a distraction, retribution, or does bolton have copies of epstein evidence?

22/8/2025, 5:37:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

gives republican donor sherwin-williams a big ole contract? cant confirm but would make bigly sense. chump loves wasti..i mean spending other peoples $$, so our tax dollars are his piggy bank now.

22/8/2025, 3:25:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i dont understand this at all. what is gained from this??

22/8/2025, 3:12:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

never judge a book by its cover

22/8/2025, 12:26:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

wow every point he made was excellent. more people with money & influence need to say exactly these things; loudly & more often. its been crickets from the entertainment industry.

22/8/2025, 2:22:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a kind & compassionate man. people in such important & powerful roles should lead by his example. he made the world a better place & we could use a lot more of that.

22/8/2025, 12:49:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

saying "christ on a cracker" is gonna be much more fun now

21/8/2025, 11:44:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🤘Miami Nice (@crabbypatty.bsky.social) reply parent

oohhh yeeeaaaahhhhhh

21/8/2025, 8:06:41 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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thought you might get a kick out of these guys:. they do kill it! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q69x...

21/8/2025, 7:40:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ive always coveted this carpet pattern #creepycarpet

21/8/2025, 6:11:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjtS...

21/8/2025, 6:06:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks but no thanks for creeping me the fu k out.

21/8/2025, 6:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.democracynow.org/2025/8/21/dr...

21/8/2025, 5:57:18 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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the democracy now interview this a.m. w/mimi syed (a dr denied gaza re entry) & vids of limbless &/or dead children + audio of her dr friend wishing for her own death was fucking brutal.

21/8/2025, 5:56:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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may the trend continue

21/8/2025, 5:41:13 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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satan- doing everyone a favor

21/8/2025, 5:37:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view